So, I came across an M-Preg, right? And I was like, "Hm... What if, after Leon freaked out, Cloud was all, 'haha, just kidding!'?" And that's how this came to be.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. And I'd also like to add that I don't have anything against M-Pregs, I just thought this idea was funny. If it's in bad taste... I apologize.
Allergy Information: Homosexuality (sort of). I cussed once. Male pregnancy was mentioned. And it's not a very good joke.
"Hey, uh, Leon?"
"Yes, Cloud?"
"Well, you see…" Cloud worried his bottom lip. Leon and Cloud had been together for a while, and the brunette had learned to be wary if his lover ever bit his lip. That usually meant the shit was about to hit the fan-- figuratively speaking, of course. "Baby, I'm pregnant." Leon promptly fainted.
Yuffie came running out from behind a corner, giving a thumbs-up. Operation: Make the Ice Prince Faint was a success.
By the way... don't try this at home. Your parents won't find it nearly as funny as you do.
As always, reviews and favorites are welcomed!