Notes (if any): I know you all know me by Abby and I have been using that for like ever. But I had this story as a dream (yes another one) and it was Jeff Hardy and Matt Hardy in the dream. So, they are in this story and my real name was used also. So I have decided to use my real name. But Of course I have added some of my imagination since my dream didn't tell much. And it was from my point of view.

Chapter 1
Jeff pushed me as I was bugging him about a girl walking across the street. He gets so sensitive about it. He hates it when I bug him about girls, and sometimes even guys. We could be walking down the street, like now, and I could start bugging him about anybody and he hates it. When he does that to me, I go along with it. And that bugs him also. It's hard for him to bug me because I don't get uptight and sensitive about. I go with it, most of the time.

"You just said it when we were way back there. I wish I had those legs wrapped around me" I quoted him. "Now you find out it is Nicole and you don't want it wrapped around you. Admit it Jeff! You do!" Nicole is the town slut. She is like the town bicycle, everybody has a ride. And I am having fun bugging him.

"I don't want any of that!" He said getting anger. "Everybody has had that. No sloppy leftovers for me."

"C'mon. You love sloppy leftovers. Remember Jessica. I know you do. Totally leftovers." I reminded him about the night him and Jessica hooked up after she just got caught by both her boyfriends with two other guys. Of course at different times. Jessica thinks she can be a player. But she sucks at it. Jeff was of course intoxicated. It was his twenty-fifth birthday.

"Better then ending up with you." He said sarcastically joking.

"Oh! Was that a shot at me? Nice" I said as I looked at him with a sarcastic look on my face. "I'm so hurt."

He pushed me again. "You know, we are gunna have to work on that. I can't have you pushing me all the time. One of these times I just might lose my balance and fall.

"Don't pop your ass when you do." He smiled

"Man! You are on a role!" I started to check my pockets

"What's wrong?" He asked as he looked at me

I stopped. "Sorry, I don't have any treats for ya."

He pushed me once again. "Is that all you can do? You push like a girl."

He stopped as I kept walking a bit. I stopped and looked back at him. "What now. C'mon man! The house is just right there!" I pointed at his and Matt's house.

He looked at me with those feasting eyes. I know that look. He knows I hate being tickled. He smiled and then moved a bit. I flinched and moved a foot. He smiled bigger. This is always his only defense against me.

"Screw off Jeff!" I said as I started to run when he moved suddenly. I ran to the door and plowed into trying to open then door. "Damn Matt! Open this door!" I banged on the door. He must be sleeping. It's the only time he locks it. Or if he is showering. "Matt!" I banged on the door again. I turned around when I heard Jeff top behind me. "I said screw off." I said as I put my hands up to defend myself. He went straight for me but I had his hands. The door opened and I fell down since the door was supporting me. Jeff came with me. "Nice timing stupid head." I looked up at Matt who was in his towel. "Get off of me." I said trying to push Jeff off. He started to tickle me since I let go of his hands when we fell. "Stop it!" I screamed as he continued to tickle me. "Okay, okay! I give."

"You two are so funny and need to grow up." Matt said as she walked away.

Jeff finally stopped and we calmed down. We still laid on the floor breathing heavy. "You suck." I said as I slapped his arm since it was next to my hand.

"You never learn." He said as he got up

"I do. I just don't listen." I got up as well. "You gotta find a better defense when I get you good."

"I will. Don't worry. Next time I won't stop." He said as we walked in the kitchen.
"Somebody asked me once again today if we were an item." I said as I got myself some juice

"It never gets old" He said as he took a drink of his juice.

Between me and him, we are friends with benefits. We are not going out but, every now and then we would make out or even more. Gets lonely being single. We rather do it with each others then somebody at random. But, because we are close friends, best friends, we get that question a lot. If from the same people every few months "just to make sure" as they say. Our relationships don't last because of this. They think we are cheating with one another, or they don't like us, or they don't like how close we are.

"Hey!" Matt said as he walked in. "Who decided to finish my chips?" He referred to the chips he had last night. He was saving them for sometime later.
"Pick Ashley." Jeff quickly tailed her out

"So did not." I defended myself even though I did

I looked at Jeff who was pretending to look at the newspaper. I frowned "What's up with you scar on your wrist?"

He looked at me. "Ashley!"

I looked at Matt. "Jeff helped me." I came out and told him. "If I go down, you're comin' with me."