A/N's: Ok so my best friend tilted-halo and I cowrote this together. I hope you enjoy it! It was a blast to write, and if you can imagine two people trying to write 7 differnt POVs at the same time to make a story, you know its probably going to take a while. So bear with us, as we continue the story. Please R&R. PM either of us with questions or suggestions of things you may want to see happen!

Tilted-halo will be writing the POV's for the following people : Edward, Rose, and Jasper.

I will be writing the POV's for the following people: Alice, Bella, Emmett, and Jacob.

Big Brother : The Cullen Season

Jacobs POV

I was sitting alone in my house in La Push surfing through the few channels that came through on our old TV set. I settled on the CBS station and CSI just happened to go to a commercial.

"Do you or someone you know want to be on the Big brother show? This year we are casting couples! That's right, so you and your partner get your application in , or send in your nominees to be on this summers smash hit reality TV show Big Brother!"

I sat there with my mouth hanging open, as I mentally noted the website to apply or nominate. Lets see how the Cullen's handle this! I made a mockary of an evil laugh " mawhahaha". This is a brilliant plan!

I drove down to Charlie's place to use Bella's old computer.

Stupid, stinking bloodsuckers, take this!

Three months Later

Alice POV

It was an ordinary day, or well, what could be classified as ordinary for us vampires. My family and I just got back from an extended hunting trip. We heard there was an over population of Grizzly bears and mountain lions, in Vancouver Provincial park, so we thought it would be perfect to hunt there.

" Emmett , Edward and Jasper sure had fun" I said jokingly to Bella and Rosalie who running beside me. The guys were further behind us, I was sure their testosterone was still fuming around them, and probably tackling each other on the way. It takes enough skill to make it through a hunting trip in the mountains in stilettos and a mini dress with leggings unscathed and in perfect array, but when dealing with those boys, well, lets say I would pick dancing with an angry Grizzly over wresting with the boys.

"Hey!" I yelled as something pinged off the back of my head and I realised it was a pinecone, "stupid… immature.. Idiotic… MORONS!" I yelled and the three of us girls hurled ourselves over the river that ran close to our house. We were all giggling when we locked the back door so that they would have to go around.

Something wasn't right, we turned around to face the kitchen, and there were several people there. Humans, with cameras, and microphones. Carlisle and Esme were there too, they were giving us pleading looks. And their facial expressions read " we were just as confused as you".

" Um, Carlisle who are these people?" I asked apprehensively. My mind was racing searching the future to see what the hell was going on.

" Congratulations, you must be Bella and you, the pixie looking one" I grimaced " yes you must be Alice. You have been nominated and chosen to be on this years Big Brother Couples Special. Your family is going to be the surprise twist!" A woman with long dark hair cheered.

" Now, you two go pack one suitcase of clothing, remember no laptops, Ipods, anything that will connect you with the outside world. A camera will be following you, feel free to talk about whats going on". And with that we were scooted upstairs.

" Only allowed one suitcase of clothing! Are you insane all of you? Really, honestly, I cant wear the same thing twice, its blasphamy!" I shouted as I was throwing my wardrobe all over my room trying to decided what I was going to bring.

" You must be the shopping freak" one of the camera men stated. I stopped where I was and glared at them. " Excusse me?" I asked through my teeth.

" Well, its just that it said on the nomination that you were a freaky little spiky haired pixie, who loved to shop to much, and loves to take charge over anything fashion related. And that you love to use people as giant dress up dolls, that you like to make sure people are dressed 'properly'" he stated.

" Jacob Black… I will kill you" I screamed. I forced a few more outfits into the already crammed bag, took the key that they held out to me and placed it around my neck. And waited in the living room for everyone else.

Edward POV

Forks had an unusually nice spell of weather and we jumped on the opportunity to take advantage of it. Vancouver has some of the best wildlife and us boys were still on a high from it. Emmett was laughing at the girls' insistence on wearing fancy clothes and not getting them dirty on a hunting trip.

"Watching the little pixie chasing after those grizzlies in heels bigger than her is hil-oof" Emmett was cut short as Jasper pounced on him knocking him into a nearby tree. Jasper was mock defending Alice's honour. I laughed heartily along with them. They were full out wrestling now.

"Hey Jazz he's got a point" I said over their grunts and laughs.

"Hey man, why are we ganging up on each other, we let the girls get so far ahead of us" Emmett shot back.

"Haha, ok I get it" Jasper said picking up a pine cone and winging it ahead of him.

"Hey! Stupid… immature… idiotic… MORONS!" we heard ahead in a voice distinctly Alice.

"Man you're in trouble, now who's going to have problems in the bedroom" I joked.

"Oh no worries, she'll never believe it was me anyways, Emmett's taking the blame on this one" Jasper managed to get out before he was ploughed into yet another tree, breaking it in half this time.

I watched as the girls started to speed up and jump over the river, I heard them thinking about getting a small revenge on us by locking us out of the back door. Jokes on them, little did they know that I left our bedroom window open. I flew forward and made it to the house in a split second and took and leap up to the window only to smash into the cold glass landing awkwardly on my rear. I looked up to find Bella laughing mirthlessly at me and her eyes shining with glee. So they won this round.

"Haha, Edward got pwned!"

"Shut up Emmett" I said coming down slightly from my post-hunting high. I was beginning to hear the buzz of lots of people around. We headed out front where the commotion was coming from to come face to face with a camera crew with a large truck with the distinct logo on the side. Big Brother. Oh no, I didn't have to be Alice to know nothing good could come of this.

"You must be the Edward Cullen" said a man with a microphone holding a key toward me.

"Yes, but there must be some mistake, I didn't sign up for this"

"Oh we know, you're good friend Jacob Black sent us your application, said you'd try to run off and wouldn't man up to something that was difficult" the man replied. I clenched my jaw trying to hold in my anger. Jacob was behind this, should have known he wouldn't stop being a pain.

"Oh, did he? Well I'd be happy to participate this year, and I'm going to win" I smirked looking directly into the camera silently mocking Jacob knowing they would air this interview.

Bella's POV

I was slightly aggrivated that someone would do this to us. I mean come on, who else would think to put us on a stupid reality show? Ugg, Jacob I thought, he is such a jerk sometimes. I didn't know how we are actually going to be able to survive stuck in a house, with what looks like three other couples, and I guarentee that they are human, wonderful.

It was slightly annoying having the cameras stuck up in my face the entire time I was trying to pack. " Um, you guys mind turning off your camera and turning around at least until I get my personals packed please" I asked as sincerely as I could.

" Sorry Bella, we are told to film everything!" the mic guy told me with a smirk. " Of course…" I grimaced, and I just threw in a bunch of clothes and packed it to the brim. " Any chance I can bring a book?" I asked them not really sure what I could and couldn't bring.

" Yes, books are fine" they informed me. So I threw on top of my clothes my weathered copy of Wuthering Heights, and Pride and Prejudice. Edward would probably make fun of me when he sees them, at least I wouldn't go insane being coupped up in a house for three months.

I was handed a key that had my name on it in bold gold letters with a ribbon around it, I put it around my neck. The camera guys had already left the room when I realise that out bedroom window was open, so I walked over and slammed it shut and locked it. About that same time, I saw Edward's body flying through the air. I had to hold in the laughter that was nearly bursting out of me when I he smacked face first into the glass and fell to the ground with a thud. I hopped he wasn't hurt, and I smirked down at him before turning to go back downstairs.

I found Alice sitting on the couch, her arms crossed and she looked pissed. I joined her and Rosalie appeared to my left her expression matched Alice.

" Oh boy".

Rosalie POV

We walked into the kitchen and were ambushed by a camera crew insisting that we were to be on Big Brother, like hell we were. I quirked an eyebrow at the woman's comment about Alice resembling a pixie, a light bulb glowed in my head, mangy mutt!

A man that was slightly overweight and balding stuck a microphone in my face, "Rosalie, how is it going to feel being away from your beloved dogs for the duration of the season?"

"Pardon me?" I snapped.

"It said on your nomination that you were a huge dog lover and would hate to be away from them but the opportunity would be worth it,"

My mouth dropped open, I was going to kill that smelly wolf the next time I saw him. "That's very true, I can't wait until I get back, my little puppy will just be mauled when I get back!" I said with mock enthusiasm hoping Jacob caught onto my threat.

"So Rosalie here's your key and you'll have to get started with your packing now, nothing that connect you with the outside world can be taken remember" the balding man reminded me.

Emmett's POV

I keeled over laughing when I saw Edward smash into the window and land on his ass, it had to be the most halarious thing I have seen in weeks. Jasper knocked into me again as we reached the front of the house and I heard voices. Lots of voice, what the hell is going on? I tripped Jasper up and peered onto the front lawn. A big truck with Big Brother stamped on it was parked there a long with several other.

"Fuckin' right!" I cheered.

A terrified redhead, who couldn't have been older than twenty-five inched her way over to me followed closely by a camera man. " You must be Emmett Cullen" she stammered holding her shaky hand out to me which was holding a large key out to me. " Your friend Jacob Black nominated you to be on this summers Big Brother" she continued rushing the words out of her mouth, obviously she thought I was terrifying. Excellent!

"Wait a second" it all finally connected in my head. " You mean I am going to be on TV? WOOT!" I cheered. " Eddie, hey… EDDIE!! Were going to be on TV!" I shouted across the lawn to him, and he looked pretty pleased with himself. " That mutt was actually good for something, he got me on TV! Hi mom, hi dad!" I waved into the camera.

" Emmett, please, we don't have that much time, please go pack one suitcase full of clothes, and remember you cant bring anything that can connect you to the outside world" the redhead said with a bit more confidence, a smile playing around her lips, I wonder what she was thinking.

" Hell, I am ready to go right now lets go! WAIT!, Alice will kill me if I don't have a single change of clothes for three months." I raced upstairs trying to keep up a normal pace for an excitted human. I shoved a few shirt, a few pairs of pants, two pairs of shorts, socks, and boxers into my bag. I threw the bag over my shoulder and nearly flew down the stairs with my key around my neck.

" So when do we leave!"

Jasper POV

I picked myself up off the ground, damn Emmett for getting me. That's when I notice the Big Brother truck and put two and two together. To make me absolutely sure a nervous looking bald man approached me.

"Congratulations on being chosen for this summers Couples Big Brother, please pack a bag and nothing can be brought that would connect you with the outside world" he stated.

We headed upstairs to start packing when the situation started to set in, I'd be stuck in house with cameras constantly on me with three other human couples. This could be disastrous but I was determined to get through this. I felt around for my families' reactions. Emmett was predictably pumped with excitement rolling off of him. Bella was calm and accepting but that's where the good emotions stopped. Everyone else was a bit ticked to say the least. Rose was just as predictable as Emmett; those two were a perfect match, vengeance coming out of every pore. Edward was battling between anger and determination to live up to the challenge and Alice was fuming. Must be the one suitcase limit. I thought I'd sympathize with her a bit and pack a few extra clothes in my suitcase for her.

"Ah, there's the southern charm coming out, packing some extra clothes for the lady" the balding man said cornily.

"Wait, nothing to connect us with the outside world, damn my civil war research will have to be put on hold." I said as I walked down the stairs meeting the rest of the family.

EmPOV

It didn't take long, I only had to wait for my two slow poke brothers to get their asses down the stairs! I mean, how long does it take to pack some freaking clothes? We're guys! We don't take long for anything! Well, except me in bed, cause I can drag it on allll night! Ha! My brothers were finally joining us their keys around their necks.

"Please follow us into the SUVs parked out front, we will now drive you to the airport".

I noticed the worried look on Carlisle's and Esme's faces, but I tried to cheer them up as I stuck my head out the window of the SUV as it started to pull away.

"Emmett has left the building!"