Unexpected / The lion the witch and the....wizard?
What happens when you aren't looking for love? It bites you on the butt...big time.
Annie has a crush on who you ask? WELL READ AND YOU'LL FIND OUT. New idea! My brain has churned out a story from the wonderful Angelina's point of view. Fred and Angelina, George with-WHO EVER I DARN WELL PLEASE, Lee and I dunno, Alicia and shrugs, Katie and WILL you get off my back already!! J/K.... Hey it's Angelina's story!!! Note to self: Harry-third, Angelina-fifth okay not confused anymore. Oh and muggle studies is taught by McGonagall, Annie is Angelina's nickname, well kind of. Just doing my part for crappy stories. GO CRAP!!! Woot Woot!!!
Chapter 1 Angelina's story.....
September 6
Fifth year and nothing very interesting has happened, yet. Sure Fred, Lee, and George managed to put all the boy's toilets out of order for a week with the help of dung bombs, a very big accomplishment from what they told me; Katie accidentally turned her hair blue and refused to come out her room for three days; Lee proposed to Alicia in the Great Hall at breakfast and was slapped; oh, and did I mention a crazed, murderer escaped Azkaban prison, something that's unheard of, and is after our seeker? All in all between studying for my exams and studying for my exams, oh, and listening to Wood complain about how exams are taking up Quidditch practice, not to mention studying for those darned exams, my life has been pretty uneventful. Right now I'm in the common room talking, well, listening to my friends babble about Cedric Diggory. It's not like I don't think he's cute and all, more like incredibly hot! But why do they have to go on and on about him like this?
"Can you believe that six pack he has...?"
That was, of course, Katie.
"Wait how do you know that he has a six pack?"
"Well, Annie, he's very muscular so I just assume" She talked with the air of a scholar
"And the fact that you were in the bathroom with Cho when she told you." Alicia added
I laughed while Alicia ducked Katie's quill.
"I personally think those Weasley twins are better looking than Diggory if I do say so myself." Fred said admiring himself in the mirror he had just conjured, his twin and Lee nodding behind him.
"Well you can't forget about their equally handsome best friend." Lee piped up with George putting his hand on Lee's shoulder, "Yes the very sexy Lee" The three males started bursting out laughing.
"Ok now that you have found each other why not leave us alone, hmm?" Katie said over the boy's laughter.
Three days later
I looked up at McGonagall, wondering how I ever got into this situation, she's making us for reasons unknown write a short story with us....as muggles.
"Can you believe this? Finally someone who will recognize my talents as an author" Lee was saying after we left the class.
"What I don't get is how she could give us such an easy assignment. She's McGonagall for Merlin's sake!" Alicia cried.
"Ally why in the world are you complaining it's easy so therefore you won't have to worry about it as much." Lee put an arm around Alicia and I rolled my eyes. She was such a perfectionist; she could make it seven pages long and still complain about it being too short.
"I wonder how Divination went with the twins."
"Well we can ask them in Potions." Lee said heading down the dungeons.
"Hey guys, how was Muggle Studies?" George said
"Good but we have homework." I said looking around for Fred.
"But it's the first day! Looking for someone, Annie?"
My attention snapped back to George, "What are you feeling left out? I'm looking for your other half."
"Oh he's with his...er...girlfriend." George said blushing while I gave him a weird look.
"As of when?"
"Girlfriend?! Is she hot?"
"Yeah, he wasn't supposed to be..." George trailed off dishearten.
"What happened, honey?" ((A/N: Don't get too happy about that and we're going by the pictures of the actors, here, people, well, maybe a little off heh.)) Alicia was always calling people that.
"Well he was sort of supposed to ask her for me."
"Oh George I'm so-" Katie was interrupted with the arrival of Fred ginning ear to ear and just as red as George but in a good way or bad come to think of it. The twins looked the same except they had let their hair grow out past their ears. I smiled remembering the hair cuts before. "Well hello all", and after looking at everyone's faces, "What!?" Before any one could speak the class bell rang and we rushed into class Fred waited for me, "At least you don't seem angry with me."
"No Fred but I should be I can't believe you-"
"Let me guess George is whining because I 'took' his girl, right?"
"Well he wasn't whining," Fred gave me a look that said 'Yeah right.' We sat down a couple seats away from the group, "well he wasn't....he just...seemed a bit ...down, gee, I wonder why he should feel that way." If you couldn't tell, that comment was sarcastic. Fred just smirked at me and to my surprise kept his mouth shut.
"Today we shall have a two hundred point quiz put your things aside."
I gaped at Snape this was our first day back and a Quiz! Curse you Snape Curse you!!!
And end of chapter one!! No not really. Lmao.
After that horrid quiz which I am so sure I bomb we, meaning Fred and I, went to lunch; the rest were behind us talking about, who else, Fred. "Do you think there're going to say angry about me for very long? It's starting to get on my NERVES!" Fred said not really to me considering he just yelled in my ear.
"Yeah well you don't have to take it out on my poor ear you prat." I said holding my right ear Fred blushed, "Sorry, Angelina."
I responded with a glare and a sigh, "You know what you have to do, right?"
"No...what?" Fred looked at me as clueless as ever.
"Break up with her-"
"Heck NO have you seen her!? She's HOT!"
Of course I've seen Barbie, that's her real name, walking around tan skin, long legs, green eyes, and a winning personality his argument for breaking his friendship with his brother. I rolled my eyes at the image of her and put an arm around him.
"Fred why in the world would you let this girl come between you two? You actually like your brother that's saying something my brother is the most idiotic person on the planet," then with a quick look at Fred, "well, maybe not the most."
"Ha funny Angelina."
"It's true, come on Fred. I remember George raving about that girl for like forever and you said and I quote 'Come on George she's not that great.'"
"Things change." He told me shortly before speeding up trying to catch up with Barbie. I can not believe he just did that! As if voicing my thoughts, "I can not believe he just did that!" Katie said her eyes opened wide in shock.
"Believe it." Lee said giving a small smile.
I just stood there, thinking.
"Lina are you ok?"
I nodded.
"I guess we know how much he values his friends." George said putting his around my waist, "Come on lets go to lunch."
Angelina Johnson beautiful Quidditch chaser for the record breaking Quidditch team of which she founded, Johnson's Javelins, has just came back from her honeymoon with...
"Hmm...not a bad start but who should I marry."
"How about me?"
"Shut it Lee finish your own story"
"I have" Lee gave me a superior look, "Here read." He handed me a foot long parchment.
"And you actually wrote this?!"
"Yeah, I'm more than just good looks." Smirking I took his parchment.
The sirens wailed as smoke drifted from the burning house, a woman screamed from the top floor window, "Save me, please!" She had on a very short towel that showed off-
"LEE! This is disgusting!" I threw the parchment at him.
"What I thought I needed to describe everything to give her humanistic qualities."
"Lee that was way too much information."
"Really I thought I should've described her friend that was in the bath when the house was burning down a bit more what do you think girls?" He looked at the paper like an artist at his easel, we just glared at him. "Okay I will then." With that picked up his quill and began to write more.
"Lee you're not thinking, do you actually think McGonagall is going to give you an "A" on that?" Alicia looked at him like he was scum, "Well the guys didn't have a problem with it-"
"Hang on what do you mean the guys?" Katie leaned in closer to Lee, her eyes narrowing. Since the day Fred left me in to meet his girlfriend, he's been acting differently; he talks about her all the time, he doesn't joke around with us girls anymore; I think SHE had something to do with that, and the most weirdest thing...he doesn't try to prank us anymore, which when I think of it isn't as bad as it sounds.
"So have you been talking to Fred?" Alicia leaned in towards Lee as well causing him to back away from the table.
"Well when you mean 'Have you been talking to Fred' do you mean saying 'hi' because he is my roommate and-"
"So?!" All three of us said in unison the people sitting in the armchairs nearest to us, turn around watching us.
"So he's still my roommate that's all. We hate him right?"
"Right" we all said in unison again.
The Fred hating lasted for a few more days, which is until I saw Fred sitting alone at the lake. Without hesitating, I sat down next to him putting my arm around him.
"Hey what's a matter?"
He smiled when I spoke, "I thought you weren't talking to me."
"I'm not, so don't tell anyone." I said matter of factly
"Will do, sir." Mock saluting me.
"Shut it Weasley and its ma'am to you; but you can also call me your highness."
It felt good joking with him again, why oh why did he have to ruin it with being such a du'mass. Of course the day couldn't get any better just as Fred started to open his mouth Barbie came out of no where.
"Freddy honey who's your little friend?" Could her voice be any higher...or any preppier?
"Umm...Barbie this is my-Angelina."
I just looked at Fred his cheeks were turning a shade of pink.
"Oh hi so you're Angelina. I've heard a lot about you." At this time Fred's ears started turning pink.
"Really? Good I hope?"
"Oh yes if I wasn't so sure you two were such good friends I would've gotten jealous." She sat down on the other side of Fred looking at me intently. Somehow I felt that she was trying to get me to confirm that Fred and I were just friends, I smiled and turned to Fred.
"Well Bar, to tell you the truth I'm madly in love with him he just won't return my affections." Barbie narrowed her eyes and looked at Fred, who was smirking he stopped blushing and started to play along.
"Well Johnson I'm sorry but if you keep on stalking me like this I'm going to have to tell Dumbledore." We both started grinning until Barbie cleared her throat.
"You guys were just kidding, right?"
Having a guy friend is the best thing in the world...when you're young that is. After you hit the age of lets say eleven everyone automatically thinks that you two are dating. I'm speaking from experience here I've known Fred and George since they were like five they act like my brothers for a long time I used to call them that. Until the fateful day when Cupid came to my door and hit my heart with his arrow Fred doesn't know that I like him and I hope he never will. I already have to deal with stupid people coming up to me like we're best friends and asking me if I'm dating Fred or George and in some causes both.
Today was a day a lot like that after returning to the castle leaving my best friend with his clueless girlfriend I decided to talk to my other guy friend. George was looking just as sad his brother sitting at the Great Hall between Alicia and Katie, Lee was across from them talking adamantly.
".....my story is going great! I mean I brought in her roommates, you know, and now I introduce the female firefighter who is-"
"I can't believe you are really going to turn in that story to McGonagall." Katie said leaning in closer to Lee.
"Yeah just remember why you have detention after you turn that in will you?" I said rolling my eyes and sitting next to him.
"If she gives me detention it's just because she could never write as well as I do."
"Yeah that's right, Lee, everyone is incredibly jealous of those talents of yours."
"I'm glad you realized that Annie. Now if everyone would just keep that in there head as a given everything would be just peachy."
Ok End of chapter One for fun lets just add some stuff in shall we? Incase your new or forgot my name used to be Phoenix15309.
Speaks for its self I felt the need to write a really bad one on purpose.
A day in the life of Phoenix....
Phoenix awoke feeling very happy about nothing and then she looked at her beautiful five month old computer. "I love you computer." She whispered in a baby voice. Later on after admiring her computer which was still off she decided to say hi to her family. She walked in to find her mom eating her lunch. "So you finally woke up?" "Yep" "Well take the dishes out..." "But mom I just woke up!" "So?! Take them out now." Her mom then proceeded to the back porch to do some smoking, after many curses and a very loud racket Phoenix finished her chore she then took a shower and put on a smutty looking tank top and some baggy jeans because she had no intention on going outside, her mom had other ideas. "Phoenix!" "What!" "Go outside and get the mail!" "But mom-" "GO outside now or I spank you!" "I'll be eighteen in four days!" "So as long as you live under my roof you'll do as I'll say!!" "Fine but why can't you do it?" "Because you're dressed." "Yeah but look at me!" "Why did you put those pants on?" "I like these pants." Her mom rolls her eyes and bullies Phoenix into going to get the mail. After walking outside and meeting various neighbors Phoenix comes back with the mail and her results of her ACT test....."Mom it says we have to pay sixteen more dollars to get the scores back!" "What!? You're brother post marked it!" "Well it said we have to!" Her mother just cursed and Phoenix shrugged and went to her room and on to her beloved computer. "YAY they updated!!!" Four hours later... "Phoenix!" "What!" "I need to get on the computer!" "Ok but-" "Now!!!" "But-" "Take out the dishes!!" "I already did that!" "Well do it again!!!" Phoenix gets up in a huff. Alright Calvin but don't turn off the computer I'm talking to someone." "Ok" After Calvin, her stepfather, goes on the computer Phoenix returns to find the computer off. "CALVIN!!!!!" "What!" "I said I was talking to someone!!" "Oh yeah I'm sorry" She sighs, "That's ok." After turning on the computer, she sees that her friend has logged off, "Dagnabbit!" From downstairs, "Huh!" "Nothing mom!" "What!" "I SAID NOTHING!!!!" "Oh ok!" she sighs yet again before she can get her mail her brother comes in, "I need to get on the computer." "You just got back from you're job why didn't you just get on then?" "Shut up" Phoenix is very angry right about now!! "My room you shut up better yet get OUT!!!" "Phoenix stop screaming!" "Mom tell him to get out my room!" "Get out of her room!" "I need to get on the computer!!" "Let him on the computer!" "Thank you now get up." "Shut up stupid." Phoenix gets up and joins her mom downstairs, "I'm going to kill him one day." "That's nice." "Seriously mom he's almost twenty four like in three more days!!" "He can stay til he's forty." "Oh yes he probably will." They both laugh, her bother comes down, "I'm off stupid." "Don't call her that!" "Yeah since you're the stupid gay one here." "Whatever at least I don't like Harry Potter that's devil stuff." "Shut it." "What are you going to do? Put I spell on me?" "Believe me if I could...Advada all the way." "That's why you're going to hell you need to go to church." "Shut it." Phoenix got up and went into her room and started to read some fan fics, "Oh my I can't write better than this!! And they get all the reviews!! They couldn't even spell Hermione right....Hey Stupid ever heard of Hogwarts a history!! They can't do that!!! Oh my gawd I can't believe this They can't be in the same year!! Hermione HAS BROWN HAIR!!!! That's it I'm going to write some more of my story these people don't know how to read or they would have know that he died a long time ago!! Phoenix starts to write, "Dagnabbit writers block...hmm I wonder what happened to my other chapter NOOOO I can't find it I know I work chapter two of Luna!!! Stupid computer. CURSE YOU OVERTYPE MODE CURSE YOU!!! Aww there it is." Phoenix goes to the trash bin and recovers what she lost she opens up the page and..."NOO I didn't write anything!!! Why!!"
The End.....or is it? After her little mix up Phoenix decides to write down all the things that happened to her today.
The End for real now.