Disclaimer: Don't own the beloved Final Fantasy VIII or uh, Harry Potter...
A/N: I'm warning you now, this has some bad HP character bashing... PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
I thank The Vogue Moogle for always being nice and talking to me...
When FF8 Meets Harry Potter
In Play Format...
::FF8 gang lands in a big 'cafeteria'::
Zell: HOLY SHIT! I hope they have HOT DOGS!!!
Selphie: Calm down, Zell.
Rinoa: Hey, look at all these kids...
Squall: God, it stinks in here...
::An old man walks on the stage::
Old Man: Welcome back to a new year at Hogwarts!
Bunch of stinky kids: YAY!
Seifer: BOOOO!
All but Seifer: ....
Red haired boy: Who the bloody hell are you?
Black haired boy: Yes, who the bloody hell are you?
All:....
Red haired boy: Bloody, Harry! He has a scar across his forehead too!
Squall and Seifer: It's his fault! ::They point to each other::
Red and Black haired boy: ....
Quistis: Who are you?
Zell: DO THEY HAVE HOT DOGS?!!!
Red haired boy: What's a hot dog?
Zell: It's like pink and long and it fits in a bun and its sooo damn good!
Black haired boy: ....
Red haired boy: OOOHHHH Like that thing Hermione has in her room that smells like fish!
FF8 people: OH MY GOD EWW!
Two boys: What?
Squall: Let's not continue this...
Seifer: Yes, please don't... ::Throws up::
Rinoa: So what are your names?
Ron: I'm Ron.
Harry: And I'm Harry, and I have a bloody cool scar on my head!
Quistis: GODDAMN!!! STOP SAYING BLOODY!!!
Seifer: Like totally!
::They all look at him...::
Seifer: .....
Harry: Would you like to join us?
All: Why not?
::Obviously, Ron and Harry have no damn clue who these people are, nor do they ask...::
::Ron takes a sip of his soda::
Ron: This bloody soda tastes like water! ::Quistis faints from anger::
Zell: Pee in it! It will definitely make it taste much better!
Ron: Right!
::Squall, Zell, and Seifer snicker::
::Ron finishes peeing::
Rinoa and Selphie:: o.o
::Ron tastes the drink::
Rinoa (after some thinking): Um... Ron, you have a bloody small dick...
Ron: ....MMM! This does taste better!
Selphie: I guess he didn't hear you...
::Squall, Zell, and Seifer are rolling on the floor in pain from laughing...::
Irvine: Let me try!! ::Irvine takes a gulp of the drink:: HOLY SHIT! This is nasty! ::Throws up all over the floor::
::Zell, Seifer, and Selphie faint of laughter because Squall got his composure back...::
Old Man: Okay, all students back to their dorms to screw each other!
Kids: YAY!!! ::They all disappear::
Squall and Rinoa are the only ones left because the rest fainted from laughing or anger... like Quistis.
Rinoa: So Squall, there's no one here... Wanna screw?
Squall: Why not?!
A/N: Geez, that was short... Oh well, please don't flame me, I warned you about the bashing and how stupid this fic was, so I don't want pathetic reviews saying how much you think this sucks because of what I said about the HP kids... I actually like Harry Potter, but I felt like bashing them for some reason today... PLEASE REVIEW!!! And, please refrain from giving flames... Thankies!