So this is called the Gift of Gab, and in it, you only use the dialog. Warning, it's quite random.

"What about this dress Elphie?"

"It's beautiful."

"You're not even looking!"

"Sure I am."

"No you're not! You are so boring when it comes to shopping!"

"Galinda, we've been at this for hours, why didn't you invite someone else?"

"Because I wanted to hang out with you, you're fun! Usually..."

"Why didn't you invite Fiyero then?"

"Because he's no better than you!"

"Than why did you chose m-you know what, lets go do something fun."

"Whats funner than this?"

"That's not a word....."

"Whatever."

"I was thinking we could go to the book store."

"That's not fun!"

"Sure it is."

"Ug, all that's in there are big books that all look pretty much the same."

"I could say that about the dresses in this store too."

"These dresses aren't books!"

"Never mind. How about we go get icecream?"

"Ohhhhh! YUM!! Yes lets!"

***

"That was good."

"Oh! Yes it was."

"I still can't believe that everything you have, including your icecream, is pink."

"I can't help it Elphie! I love pink!"

'I couldn't tell."

"You can't? Really?"

"That was sarcasm Glinda."

"Oh. Hey! There's a dance tonight at the Ozdust and I was wonderi-"

"No."

"You didn't even hear my question yet!"

"I know what your going to ask though."

"Okay then, what was I asking?"

"If I wanted to come to the dance."

"Oh, your good...."

"I know, I try."

"So, will you come?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Remember what happened last time?"

"Yeah, we became bestest of friends..."

"...and you publicly humiliated me."

"I promise that won't happen this time though!"

"Suuuuure..."

"Really! I promise Elphie!"

"No."

"But everyone will be there! Nessa, Boq, Fiyero..."

"All the more reason not to go."

"Elphaba Thropp. You are going to this dance whether you like it or not".

"Or else what?"

"I'll tell Madam Morrible that it was you who dyed her hair blue last week."

"You wouldn't."

"I certainly would."

"You're Wicked, did you know that Galinda?"

"I know, I try."

"Okay, I'll go."

"Really! Ohhhh this is going to be SO much fun!"

"Oh brother."

"We can shop for a dress, then do your hair, then...."

"Why me?"

"Cause your my bestest friend."

"Darn, got me. Hey look! It's Fiyero! If you run you can catch him!"

"I couldn't find him. Hey, Elphie? Elllllphie? Where'd you go?"

Hope you enjoyed! If you didn't, blame it on it being written in the orthodontist's office, which is bad luck in itself.

Review please, I consider it an amazing reward for the time I take to write stories, and encourages me to write more!