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Match was sleeping peacefully dreaming about a hottie he had seen earlier when something landed on him on out of nowhere. Something heavy and laced with armor landed on him knocking the air out of his lungs. Sitting up quickly Match shoved the offending body off cussing whoever it was using both langue and sign langue until he noticed the familiar uniform he had come to know over the years.

"Robin?!" Match yelled in shock. "If you're trying to rape me that's not how it's done."

Robin groaned sitting up holding his side growling darkly. "Silence Match! I am not here for a social visit."

"Than what can I help you with?" Match stood up truing on his light.

"I've been injured." Robin said curtly as if only talking about the weather.

"Again?" Match tapped his chin. "Somebody's been a bit sloppy lately~"

"Just patch me up you little-!"

"Does this hurt?" Match asked poking his side.

"YES, DAMN IT!"

After being Violently kicked away Match walked over to gran the first aid kit he kept in his room .Well, he had started keeping when Robin had decided that if he could not reach the cave in time he would simply drop into the Malone penthouse.

"Who'd you run into tonight?" Match yawned walked back over. "Killer Crock? Bane? Joker?"

"That is none of you're concern!"

Match rolled his eyes before helping Robin take off his tunic before looking at the wound. It wasn't a gun shot wound or was it a bad bruise. Someone had stabbed him and it wasn't easier to stab through the armor the bats wore nor was it easy for someone to get the close. Taking out the things he would need Match patched him up.

"There all better." Match said standing up before sitting on the bed. "Do ya wanna have me kiss for your booboo?"

Robin glared at him before standing up and testing the binds and the stitches. "It will do until I get some skilled help."

"Well, screw you too," Match leaned back. "But no screwing the twins either,"

"You disgust me."

"Mmm, so I am told by you over and over again." Match grinned. "Now get out so I can sleep."

For a minute nothing happened before Match felt something plop onto his bed. Sitting up he saw that Robin had collapsed onto his bed suddenly. Jumping up Match thought for a second that he had killed Robin by doing a poor stitching job but than he noticed that the little jerk was asleep. Frowning he rolled over the other to pull off the mask which wasn't easy and he was sure that Damian would feel that sting when he woke up.

Looking down he could see dark circles under the other eyes. "Long hours, huh?" Match mused before rolling his eyes. "Alright, I'll call Daddy Bats and let him know where you are."

After calling in the Bat family Lil Match headed back to his room, the fourteen year old determined to get back to his dream. This was shortly stopped when he realized that that was not going to happen when a dead to the world Robin was in his bed. Frowning Match got into his bed and rolled Damian to the other side which wasn't easy with all that armor and the fact Damian had been putting himself through rigorous training for the last year earning the other boy a size larger than him, but Lil Match didn't care.

They were still both fourteen, both highly skilled in their families and what more Match could drive the other insane with a few sly and undertone about them or the others and Damian would lose his temper. Thinking about what he should come up with Match paused as he heard a creak. Standing up with a knife in hand and a gun hidden under his pillow he froze before relaxing and walking over to the new visitor.

"Timmy," Lil Match grinned. "Came to retirve the missing one?"

Red Robin slipped off his mask. "Just to check on him and than I'm going to be spending the night. Alvin and I are going to be going to the movies tomorrow."

"Ah," Match looked over at Damian with a sly smile. "What are my chances of pulling up a prank without getting killed?"

"Hmm," Tim walked around the passed out Robin before taking away all his weapons, suit, leaving him in only his undershirt and boxers. "Good luck,"

Match grinned before laying over next to Damian. "If you hear a blood curdling scream in the morning it's me."

Tim smiled before leaving to find Alvin.

There was something strange about having a twin.

A connection that you never had before. Tim had known for the past year that Big Daddy had used his powers to connect a twin bond between both of them, he and Alvin. Of course he should be mad about if but truth was he was happy about it. A connection with you're brother that no one else had and the the other feeling of knowing when and how you're twin was feelings.

As they both lay in bed sleeping in late since they had ended up staying up until six am to watch movies and eat Alvin's favorite thing, which was ice cream, before they knocked out curled up together matching the other perfectly. This peacefully moment was ruined by screaming.

"WHAT SO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" Damian's voice ripped them from their sleep.

"Is that any way to treat you're bed partner?"

"I SHALL KILL YOU MALONE!"

"Mmm," Alvin grumbled out unhappily before curling back up to Tim who did the same. "Too... early."

"Yes, too early," Tim agreed curling back up as well. "The sun is out... not good for bats..."

"Or Malones," Alvin agreed as they both started to doze back off to sleep.

Match was grinning like he had won a gold medal.

Damian was glaring at him like he was going to rip his throat at any moment.

Last night or rather at three am int the morning he had come to get patched up but couldn't make it home so he could sleep. A mistake he made and paid for when he knocked out and woke up in only his undergarments and Match was curled up on his side, head resting under his chine and one leg swung over his body.

Damian reacted less that gracefully screaming bloody murder well Match only jumped up a bit before grinning up at him still half asleep with only the remark of "Oh, sleeping together was fun," and that had pissed Damian off more than he cared to admit.

"You have no idea how much I want to strangle you." Damian growled up trying to keep himself from doing so but dear good he wanted so badly.

"Ooh," Match put his hands to his face. "Getting kinky huh?"

"Shut your mouth!" Damian screamed. "What the hell did you think you were doing?!"

"I believe it is called 'cuddling'" Match grinned at him.

Damian gave him a deadly glare and the only thing he got back was a whatever sigh.

"Fine." Match said walking up to him with no smile. "I have having a wonderful dream about this hot chick and than you came in last night and ruined, so in return I decided to let you wake up and freak out."

"Disgusting."

"Now were even." Match said before turning to leave. "Now, I gotta get ready for the day."

"Tt." Damian walked over to grab his suit before dressing quickly. "What illegal things are you up to Match?"

Match peeked back into the room only one green eye showing. "That fun kind of course," Before he vanished.

"Don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him," Damian chanted for a while.

"Oh by the way will you kindly tell Batman that you took advantage of me last night?"

"BEGONE YOU BASTARD!"

Match left laughing his head off.

Mini stories/Side stories/ and one shorts of the Malone Boys and the Bat Family.

Now than requests are open but don't just put "Oh, camping would be nice." Be descriptive please.

Put them in the reviews and let me know.

Alright review I know some of you want to drive the Bats insane especially Damian ;)