Silly-est thing ever possible to appear on my profile! I just had to write it down!!
I own nothing! And I can Prove it! The next time you look at an Hp book, does it anywhere say CutewithAcapital-Q?? No I didn't think s… alright I'm going to stop, cause I'm depressing myself!
Voldemort's evil plans brainstorming table:
"Severus! Severus I've got a brilliantly evil idea!!"
"uhhggh…alright what is it Wormtail?"
"How about we create a device that uses kittens as fuel!!"
"….WHY?!"
"Well you see everyone will of course cower in fear when they see it!"
"…Uh-huh…."
"Oh, yes I know what you're thinking… Why Kittens?! Well trust me it wasn't easy to get to that conclusion either. You see for a while I was thinking maybe it should use babies instead, but then it occurred to me!!…"
"Oh, fine…..what possibly could have occurred to you?"
"Well…Not everybody likes babies BUT EVERYBODY LOVES KITTENS!"
"……"
"Well?"
"Get back to work, Wormtail"
as You can tell I've had kittens on the brain lately!