A/N: Okay, so I had this idea a while ago, to make a companion piece to Innocence, Or Lack There Of except from Ulquiorra's point of view. I don't know if this one is as good or as in character as Grimmjow's recollection of the events, but hopefully writing this will help get rid of the horrible writer's block I've been having with my fanfiction.

Corruption, Definitely Without Innocence

Chapter One: Self Restraint

Ulquiorra POV

I find it rather humorous that the Sexta looks at me the way he does. Oh? What's that? You didn't think that I noticed that? Well, I have, and I must confess that it is very hard not to rub it in his face. Or at least notify Nnoitra that the Sexta is, in fact, gay. But, that would probably give me away as well, so I just sit here in the meeting room, listening to Aizen-sama talk about our latest plan to- I blinked a few times. Had I really just…? Yes, I had. It took a lot not to facepalm. Or Cero that idiot into oblivion. Really Jaegerjaquez? In the middle of a meeting you choose to dream up some erotic fantasy and play it out in your head? That was quite crass of him…. But in a weird way, it was kind of erotic… wait, did I just think that…?

"Grimmjow…" Aizen-sama spoke. I laughed mentally (yes, I can do that you know...), so our leader was going to call the Sexta out on that. "Do you have something to add?" I watched him blankly, taking note of the way he raised his eyebrow ever so slightly, as if he were wondering what this could possibly be about. Why was he so stupid? Was he really that thick? He had an erection in the middle of a meeting. I think that classifies as stuff Aizen-sama needs to know about.

"No why-" he stopped mid sentence when he caught me looking at him. He looked rather confused and hurt. And I liked it. Why? Well… I don't think I'm a sadist, I honestly don't know, but the way he always pays so much attention to me is intriguing. Of course I had heard all of the rumors about him 'having a crush on me'… which, of course, was translation for 'he wanted to fuck me into the wall'. Not that he'd ever admit it… useless trash…

"Of course… so you were just… what? Picturing someone naked?" I had, once again, assumed right. Leave it to Aizen-sama to notice everything going on around here…

"No." Grimmjow growled. The man was a cat, not a dog… shouldn't he hiss? Maybe when he was happy he purred... when he was touched just the right way… I had to mentally slap myself. There was no way I was subjecting myself to the question of what my fantasies were.

"Then please, enlighten us as to what has made you so… excited… shall we say?" I couldn't help but notice the jealousy laced in Aizen-sama's spiritual pressure as he looked from Grimmjow to me, but the blundering idiot that he was didn't notice.

"And why the fuck would I do that?" There went any chance of redeeming himself, and here I had thought he was doing so well keeping the vulgarities out of the conversation. Oh well, everything ends at some point…

"Because it's what I asked you to tell me… Grimmjow…" he sneered on the Sexta's name, I never understood why the two of them just couldn't get along…

"Hehehe… maybe he was fucking off to some bitch he met a while ago…" yes, you had that right; Jiruga chose that moment to intrude in the conversation. There was a pervert if I ever did see one…

"No." Grimmjow growled again. What was up with him and growling?

Ichimaru-san walked up to Aizen-sama and whispered something in his ear, I had very good hearing and was able to catch the "Wonderweiss has flooded the bathrooms again," that came out his grinning mouth. Aizen let out a breath that I decided to classify as a sigh before saying a quick and simple "meeting adjourned."

I stood up and decided to wait at the door for Grimmjow. As the rest of the Espada filed out, I decided that it was time to have some fun with the Sexta, mess with his head a bit. It could be fun…

He walked out, and saw me standing there. When he saw me, he looked a little crestfallen. Did he not understand that I was waiting for him? I gazed at his chest, absorbing the detail of it before saying a perfectly emotionless "Sexta."

He sounded a bit exasperated, and possibly annoyed, but he still answered with a "what?"

Time for the fun to begin, I quickly prepared myself mentally before saying rather bluntly, trying to sound as innocent as possible, "How do you 'fuck off'?"

A/N: Well? Was it in character? I shall try my damnest to have the third chapter of Innocence, Or Lack There Of out tomorrow… Please review my dear readers….