Rewritten on March 23, 2012
I woke up with a major hangover in a strange tower that seemed to be hit by a bomb or something, really I didn't care all I wanted to do was go back to sanctuary and pretend I was a good girl and didn't get drunk with Salvador behind Maya's back. Man that rakk ale really did a number to me I got up and looked around and found Salvador and called over drunkenly, "Hey Salvador Hell of a night last night huh you think Maya found out that I stayed up all night drinking rakk ale with you and talking about how I ended up ending up on pandora"
"Gaige, stop talking" Salvador warned me with a worried look on his face.
"I mean I like Maya but she needs to stop treating me like her own kid I mean wow over protective mother much" I notice salvador pointing behind me with a nervous almost scared face I ask in a bummed out tone, "she's right behind me isn't she?"
"Oh ya I'm right behind you and you young lady are in some serious trouble I mean when we get back to sanctuary you are going wish you were never born I mean you know how unbelievably..." suddenly a loud voice echoed through my head it said, "This is Mister Torgue broadcasting from right inside of your head telling you to mend the rift, also I'm hungry somebody make me a sandwich end of announcement"
"Hello are you even listening to me" Maya said to me in an obviously pissed off tone "in fact I'm sure Axton would be pissed as well I mean that man treats you like your his own daughter and you go drinking with a short drunken psychopath" I thought to myself Axton really does treat me like his own daughter I mean he even let me help him improve his pride and joy his turret. I felt guilty about betraying Axton and just wanted to find him a great big hug and tell him how sorry I was for disobeying him I just wanted to fit in with the rest of the people on Pandora. I asked Maya where's Axton.
She simply replied, "I don't know honey, in fact where the hell is Zero" looking behind her and all of a sudden I hear a scream followed by a "where the hell did you come from" I just chuckled to myself Must be Zero he disappears when you're not paying attention and magically reappears when you mention him all without you seeing him leave or reappear, I don't know how he manages it.