Dear DP Phans

by Raven or Phoenix

Heyo! I really wanted to do one of these, and I don't think DP has one yet, so here it is! Just complete randomness and letters surrounding our favorite TV show characters, or at least our top ten. If you have an idea, please R&R. Crack!fic

1. Danny Phantom

Dear DP Phans,

I. Am. Not. Dani's. Boyfriend. I am her cousin, not her dad and definitely not her messed-up lover. Isn't that incest?

Sincerely,

Danny

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This is meant as a joke only. Please do not take it seriously.