Um, Hi. My name is Waifu and I was chatting with my friends one day when my friend Timescape decides to make an OC for Regular Show and I'm like "Why the fuck not? I'll make one too." And so that's how Maxine came to be. And also Malachi is my friend Panties' character who is Mordecai's father. Her stuff is really neat so check her out on tumblr under the name Pantiesinabox. I'm shrodingersvet on tumblr if you want to see pictures of Amy and Maxine. Anyway, enjoy!

A young yeti jumped at the sound of the phone ringing. As the ringing stopped, she reached over her sleeping human friend's half naked form, turned on her bedside lamp and grabbed the clock to take a look at it. 2:43 AM showed on the clock.

"Who the hell-" her thoughts were cut short as she heard her dad skipping down the hallway toward her room.

Quickly, she untangled herself from her friend and scrambled for two clean shirts for her and her friend, who was still practically passed out on the bed. She threw the shirt on herself as fast as possible and managed to dress her friend before a knock was on her door. She hopped to the door and opened it to a much larger yeti, looking tired as hell.

"Mrs. Erilyn is on the phone asking for you, Maxine, " He said before letting out a yawn.

"Can't you tell her to call back tomorrow, Daddy?" she asked before letting out a yawn of her own, "I have to get up early tomorrow to double check the list for the road trip."

"Well she said it's about Malachi-"

The second the name Malachi passed his lips, Maxine practically sprinted to the phone. The young human on the bed sat up and scratched the back of her messy blonde head.

"Oh hey, Mr. Skips!" she dopily smiled, "Is it morning, already?"

Before Skips could answer, Maxine called out from the other room, "Amy! Grab my keys and go start the van."

Amy got pulled herself out of bed and snatched the keys from their ring by the front door and ran out to the vehicle. Maxine passed her dad and grabbed a bag.

"Sorry, Daddy, we have to split for a second," she said as she reached under her bed and stuffed something in her bag, "See, Malachi had a bad dream and-"

"Say no more" Skips interrupted, "Just be back right after."

"Thanks, Daddy" Maxine smiled as she hugged him before bolting out the front door.

"What's shakin', little man" Maxine greeted the crying little blue jay in his bedroom.

"Maxine!" he squealed as he jumped out of bed to latch onto his baby sitter's leg, "I had a bad dream."

"Yeah I heard," she said as she walked him to the bed and tucked him in.

"M-Mommy says you're leaving soon," he said, big crocodile tears falling down his cheeks.

"Malachi, I told you that I was going to be gone a few weeks," she said as she reached into her bag and pulled out a tissue to wipe his face, "Besides, I'm not going to around forever. You know when I start college I won't be able to be able to hang as much anymore."

"Bu-but who's gonna play with me when mommy and daddy are gone and keep the monsters away?" Malachi whimpered, looking up at her with such sad eyes that they nearly brought tears to her own.

"I thought that might be a problem, so I brought you this little guy" she replied, pulling a rather worn looking teddy bear from her bag, "Malachi, meet an old friend of mine. His name is Theodore. Whenever you feel scared or lonely just hug him really tight and everything will be ok."

"Y-you promise?" he asked accepting the bear and wrapping his arms around it.

"I promise," Maxine, said confidently, "I'll come by tomorrow and say goodbye before you go to sleep, ok?"

He nodded as she kissed him on the forehead and stood at the door..

"Goodnight, Pipsqueak."

"Goodnight, Maxine."

"I thought you hated kids," stated Amy when they got back to the car.

"I do. They're little spoiled, snot nosed brats," Maxine retorted, taking a drag from her cigarette she lit on the way to the car.

"Didn't look like it in there to me," her friend said flicking her own spent cigarette to the curb.

"Well, Malachi's like my little brother, you know," she said, scooting down into the passenger's seat, "I just can't explain it."

Maxine picked up the clipboard with the checklist she kept in her bag and began looking behind her at the clutter of packed items in the back and began checking things off the list.

"Well, whatever," Amy excitedly changed the subject, "Can you believe we are less than two days away from nothing but sun, sand, and sex for three weeks?"

"Mmhmm," she disregarded her friend and continued to check items off of the list.

Amy pouted for a moment, annoyed that her friend was ignoring her, but then decided to have some fun while the yeti was preoccupied. She moved one of her hands off of the steering wheel over to Maxine's side and slid it under her shirt, petting the cream colored fur hidden beneath. Maxine made a slight noise of surprise but didn't look up from her list. Maxine always liked having her fur touched, not really in a sexual way. It just felt nice. So she let it continue until she felt the hand move over her stomach and towards the hem of her pants. A smack sounded when she popped Amy's fingers with the clipboard.

"Ouch! What the Hell did you do that for, dipstick?" she said, sticking her hurt fingers in her mouth.

"You know better then to do that when I'm busy," Maxine said dryly, checking a few more things off of the list, "Besides we have plenty of time for that in California."

"But-"

"No buts."

"Man, you can be such a drag sometimes," Amy pouted again, stopping the car in front of Skips' house. Maxine put the clipboard back the the bag and hung the strap on her shoulder.

"Well sometimes you can be a pain," she said before opening her door and hopping out of the passenger's seat, "Now come on let's go to bed."