Roadrunner Flash
Disclaimer: I don't own the Justice league or the cartoon show 'Wile Coyote and the Roadrunner" or Looney Tunes.
Batman, Flash, and Superman were on an alien planet that happened to remind Wally of the old cartoon with the super speedy roadrunner. This planet had a creature on it that was very hungry, and had in mind a bipedal meal. Wally was speeding around exploring the planet when he came across this thing that looked like a cross between a bear, octopus, a coyote, and some other things. This alien creature (whose name will be Coly Willote) was looking at a strange looking cook book. Wally sped up behind the Willote (That is my name for him) and said, "What's that you're looking at? Looks good, not! Beep! Beep! " Only, he said this so fast, it was incomprehensible.
Coly glared at Wally. Wally looked back. Coly then started chasing Wally and trying to eat him. Coly ended up cornering Wally somehow. Just as Coly was about to tear into Wally, a red and blue streak grabbed Wally and flew him out of there. Wally said, "That was close. I almost became Flash stew!" Since they really shouldn't pull pranks on an unsuspecting creature, they decided to give him another chance. The creature could read, so he was sentient. Superman flew up to the creature and said, "Why'd you try to eat the Flash?" Coly held up a sign that said, "I'm Hungry. He was there." Clark replied, "You are not supposed to eat humans. One more attempt and we will teach you to not mess with us."Here, have a sandwich." Coly walked of munching the sandwich.
However, after a few hours, Coly very foolishly tried giong after Wally again. Wally was almost positve Coly must have some super speed. Wally had to go over a cliff and get caught by Clark to shake off Coly. Gravity did the rest.
Wally told Clark that he wanted to have some fun with this creature and needed some help. Clark wondered if that was a good idea, but then again this creature had tried to kill his friend two times. Also, this was clearly a strange planet that reminded him of something. After Wally got Coly's attention, Coly then started fantasizing about having him for lunch. Of course, Wally was not going to end up eaten, he was too fast. Coly fired a blaster at Wally, but Wally easily outran it. Wally then headed for a cliff with Coly following behind. Wally abruptly turned left to keep from going off the cliff. Coly ran off the cliff and did not fall until he stopped and looked down. An anvil then plummeted on to him as a result of a mishap of the laws of physics. This was a very strange planet.
Coly got up and decided to make a trap. He placed some small candy on the road after setting up a complicated set of pulleys and rope connected to a big rock. Wally ran by and stopped to eat the candy. Of course Clark was keeping an eye on him and grabbed Wally. The rock somehow ended up rolling ontop of Coly. Coly apparently was as invunerable as Superman or have a healing factor to rival a certain Marvel comic book character, becuase the rock did not kill him. The two speedsters were not trying to kill Coly, just keep him from having Wally for supper.
Where was Batman when all this was happening? He was surveying the situation from the safety of the Javelin. He did go out to explore the surroundings and saw some interesting characters. He knew what the other superheroes were up to and wanted them to knock it off. There must be something about super speed that resulted in them anoyying him with their actions.
Batman said on the communicator, " Stop teasing the creature and let's go." Flash ran off another cliff and was caught by Clark. This resulted in Coly slamming into the ground again, and the two heroes flew back to the ship.
Batman asked why they thought acting out an old cartoon was a good idea and gave them a batglare. Clark explained,"Haven't you noticed some strange events and characters? This is a planet that is rather similar to the old Looney Tunes cartoons. It would have insulted Coly to not play along. He's a pretty strange guy." Bruce thought that these two had been watching too many cartoons. Though he had seen something that reminded him of a particular gray rabbit/hare. Wally muttered something about how he only wanted some fun. Bruce knew that Clark would have done all that he could to keep Wally safe, but this episode had seemed like a waste of time. Wally complained, "We didn't even have time to go a whole episode! Coly might have not got the point." He recieved another glare for that comment, and Wally knew that he'd be stuck on monitering duty for a whole month. Batman replied, "From the sound of it, if you didn't leave, you both would have been trapped playing raodrunner for a long time." They put the planet on the "better to not go" list.
A/N I changed it because someone said that Wally and Clark were being mean. Putting them into a roadrunner cartoon sure shows the roadrunner as being not nice. So, I changed it to make Coly's mishaps be a result of his stupidity and crazy Looney Tunes world physics. Coly knew what he was trying to do and deserved it. Hope this is better. Please review.