Disclaimer: Yes. I OWN HARRY POTTER. …And if you didn't feel the sarcasm oozing from that statement, you should really seek professional help. Are you kidding? I don't even own my socks.
Master, Master
(To the tune of Baa, Baa Black Sheep)
Master, Master,
have you any plans?
Wormtail, yes, plans and demands.
One for
the Malfoys, fanatical and vain;
And one for the Potter boy on
Privet Lane.
Master, Master, it's Privet DRIVE.
Shut up
Wormtail, before I Avada Kedavra your hide.
Not all the syllables match up perfectly, but you get the point. Hope you enjoyed it! Now go click that little purple button that says 'Go' and type something in the box that shows up!