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Hey everyone! I've been wanting to make a parody of Harry Potter for awhile. I do it all out of love, though. Actually I started a semi- serious Harry Potter story, but parodies are just so FUN! And Peter Pot is starting to lose it's touch, so I need some ideas!
And now, introducing..
~*HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S MARBLE*~
"Petunia, dear, fetch me a cup of tea." Uncle Vernon commanded his frail wife.
"Right away, sir, I mean dear." Aunt Petunia answered her fat, fat husband.
"Mummy, fetch me a cookie." Dudley demanded of his frail skinny mother.
"Right away, punkin!" Aunt Petunia obliged to her fat, fat, son.
"Excuse me Aunt Petunia could you take just a step to the left, I want to swat a fly for you." Harry Potter ever so politely inquired of his aunt. She promptly keeled over and died of exhaustion.
"AHH!" roared fat, fat, Uncle Vernon. "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! You've overworked her to the bone!!! What is she, your SERVANT? Go find some disgusting, out-of-the-way, cobweb-infested place I can kick you into! We'll need the cupboard under the stairs to preserve her frail, frail, poor, overworked body!" he spat in disgust. Suddenly an owl swooped in the window and smacked Uncle Vernon in the head, just like the lady in The Birds. He promptly keeled over and died from severe head injury and a letter floated down and landed in the pot of tea. Fat, fat Dudley ran shrieking from the room like a little Swedish girl.
Harry sighed the sigh of a pathetically misunderstood boy with a tortured soul. He drifted out of the room, while the letter boiled and simmered in the pot of tea. DA DA DA.
A/N : Yes, that was an extremely short 2-paragraph chapter, as I am well aware. This is why I am posting chapter 2 at the same time, but please review and tell me what you think. I would make up a review song, but alas I can't think of what tune to use. So just review anyway.
Hey everyone! I've been wanting to make a parody of Harry Potter for awhile. I do it all out of love, though. Actually I started a semi- serious Harry Potter story, but parodies are just so FUN! And Peter Pot is starting to lose it's touch, so I need some ideas!
And now, introducing..
~*HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S MARBLE*~
"Petunia, dear, fetch me a cup of tea." Uncle Vernon commanded his frail wife.
"Right away, sir, I mean dear." Aunt Petunia answered her fat, fat husband.
"Mummy, fetch me a cookie." Dudley demanded of his frail skinny mother.
"Right away, punkin!" Aunt Petunia obliged to her fat, fat, son.
"Excuse me Aunt Petunia could you take just a step to the left, I want to swat a fly for you." Harry Potter ever so politely inquired of his aunt. She promptly keeled over and died of exhaustion.
"AHH!" roared fat, fat, Uncle Vernon. "LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! You've overworked her to the bone!!! What is she, your SERVANT? Go find some disgusting, out-of-the-way, cobweb-infested place I can kick you into! We'll need the cupboard under the stairs to preserve her frail, frail, poor, overworked body!" he spat in disgust. Suddenly an owl swooped in the window and smacked Uncle Vernon in the head, just like the lady in The Birds. He promptly keeled over and died from severe head injury and a letter floated down and landed in the pot of tea. Fat, fat Dudley ran shrieking from the room like a little Swedish girl.
Harry sighed the sigh of a pathetically misunderstood boy with a tortured soul. He drifted out of the room, while the letter boiled and simmered in the pot of tea. DA DA DA.
A/N : Yes, that was an extremely short 2-paragraph chapter, as I am well aware. This is why I am posting chapter 2 at the same time, but please review and tell me what you think. I would make up a review song, but alas I can't think of what tune to use. So just review anyway.