15/37/89 8:47 pm Vocaloid City,
Dear, Um Diary thingy,
I just got you, like an hour ago... I have no clue where you came from... All that I know is that you somehow appeared on my dresser with a note saying "A gift for Len".
I suppose your already aware of this...
So, my name is Len Kagamine and I'm fourteen years old.
I'm fairly sure Rin gave you to me because when I asked her if she gave you to me, well... She said no. Oh yeah! Rin is my twin sister. ANYWAYS! I said I was gonna throw you out and I said you were probably some kind of odd love letter from one of my adoring fans ;)
But, Rin said I should keep you... And I can't say no to her! So yup... Now I, Len Kagamine,
The famous singer! ...Own a diary.
I am the picture of manliness.
So um... What are diaries for?
Wait a minute, I'll google ipt.
Okay, so apparently
"A diary (also called journal) is a record (originally in handwritten format) with discrete entries arranged by date reporting on what has happened over the course of a day or other period."
I guess so I'm supposed to tell you about my day? I pretty much already did... I watched henta- ... Anime ... Then I noticed you on my dresser.
Bye... I guess?
- Len Kagamine