SURGE is a sci-fi, action, and adventure story inspired by CorridorDigital's SYNC and Cartoon Network's Regular Show.
Mordecai doesn't have a reason to smile. He peeks at the mirror in front of him and swiftly looks down into the sink to avoid his face. An urgent question must be answered before he has to wash his hands and rush back to the dining room: could there be improvements to think up for himself? The conversations before were inanimate and mostly forgotten. Though he remembers the disgusting pieces that he should've forgotten. Never-minding them, he tries to figure out what to say. But what couldn't he not say that's said already? Maybe he should improvise to know exactly what to say. That's it. Don't push it; get comfortable. Also, some leniency can make him look better if given. But the giver would know. And why would there be leniency in a conversation with a friend? Nevermind this too! Just talk for talking's sake. Is there anything else about himself that should be forgotten too for the time being? He looks up back to the mirror at himself. Though he tries to find himself in the reflection in the mirror, the mirror isn't a liar. The reflection of his eyes tells about unrested nights. He quickly looks back down into the sink and starts to mind that time is running out as the stream of water slurps down the drain. Rigby is waiting at the table in the dining room. Mordecai's hands move to wash, turn off the faucet, and dry by a blower. They find themselves feeling down deep into his pockets onto a wad of paper. The touch reminds him about later tonight, sparking a train of thought about planning and ergonomics. Unsatisfied questions of what he's doing is persistent on his mind like an interrogation. He ignores the questions and refocuses on the conversation that will happen in a few minutes. But one question remains relevant and constant in his mind: what happens after the conversation? He looks around the room and at the door before picking out the wad and unfolding it into a sheet. He reviews it: 11:00 PM is important from all of the other printed dates and times on the page, as being highlighted, circled around with a marker, and having been annotated on the margins of the magenta paper. He looks up at the mirror again to see if he's upset or something wrong is on his face after reading it. He sees himself with a serious face. He thinks nothing is too wrong, but the only thing wrong is his rolled-up hoodie sleeves. They didn't have the same length as each other. He fixes them and folds the paper back into his pocket. He leaves the bathroom to the cafe.
Mordecai spots Rigby across the countertops of the bar, leaning forward onto the table with one hand with his phone and the other holding a pretzel. He appears lively while he swipes his thumb across and around the phone. His backpack and laptop sit atop his chair and the table, ready to be at use. Mordecai returns to the table, sitting across from Rigby.
"Yo!" Rigby says looking up at Mordecai, biting his pretzel.
"Sorry for taking so long," Mordecai says.
"Don't sweat it. Nice to see you, man."
"Did you order already?"
"Nah. I waited for you."
"Cool. You're fine if we get to-go?"
"Uh," Rigby frowns. "We just got here, man," he says shaking his head, placing his phone into his pocket. "You got somewhere to be?" he continues, while his mind falls downward from his happy heights to think about the problems of Mordecai's hastiness. Before this short trade of words, it had been a few months since they had one short dialogue. And even longer before that, Mordecai was closer friends with Rigby and worked his job during the day. Now, mostly throughout any day, Mordecai would be groggy and irritated by something he would find upsetting. He'd go to sleep around sunrise and disappear late in the afternoon. His co-workers at the park began to realize and question him. When they asked, Mordecai would nod OK without saying anything back to satisfy the concern of his co-workers. And eventually, the co-workers assumed this new Mordecai was fine since they had false feedback from him; except Benson and Skips having the suspicion to check on him once in a while, and especially Rigby.
Rigby has been wanting to know what's with this new Mordecai since he began to act this way. He had tried before to learn where Mordecai had been going in the night, twice. The first time he hid in a bush during the twilight hours where Mordecai would come home.
He nestled within a bush without any sense of sight and crouched in silence with the least motion possible. He peered at Mordecai's car that was arriving and driving closer to the driveway. His vision became illuminated by the headlights of the car, revealing the hidden branches over his face. Parting the branches of leaves from his face, he watched the door open with Mordecai's foot and the other stepping out to the side. And the feet turned back toward the car; Mordecai was bent and was doing something. He straightened back up and shut the door while the lights shut off. The driveway was dark again. Eventually, the park house's motion-detector lights turned on and showed Mordecai walking toward the house. Rigby looked upward at him: he looked exhausted, a tale of him sweating. And in contrast, his eyes focused forward, awake. He walked closer to the bush and went by as he stepped up a few steps to the front patio. Then he stopped, with his head turned back a little towards Rigby. The wind had blown and the leaves of the bush rustled stiffly. There was silence except for the wind calmly blowing. Rigby was quick to wonder why Mordecai was standing there while he sat and watched the moonless sky move slightly -until the wind stopped. Silence. Then Mordecai moved again. Rigby slowly turned his head toward him, eyeing him standing over the bush. Rigby held his breath. He thought that Mordecai could grab him by the shoulders or by the arm any second now and pull him out onto the concrete if he heard him. Mordecai's feet moved and scraped the ground. A branch snapped. Rigby tightened up in defense. Mordecai moved back slightly from the bush, as he was surprised by the bush. Then he came back to kneel and look at the bush again. Rigby became annoyed by Mordecai's nosiness. Why wouldn't he go into the house as he expected? He couldn't rest or stop from looking at Mordecai's squinting and curious eyes unless he wanted to be spotted. Yet Mordecai was mostly blinded by the night -but not completely blind. A little help from the weak light showed the barely jittering shadows of the leaves leaving darker shapes on Rigby while he strained a little to be still. He begins to inspect the bush's shadows, until he pinpoints an area, and inspects that area. Rigby was beginning to feel that he needed to breathe eventually and wanted Mordecai to leave. His legs were becoming stressed from crouching and balancing on his toes, and his arms wanted to relax and rest on the branches. Then he felt something touching the tip of his tail. Something was running across his fur on the edge of his tail. Then it pinched. Rigby stiffened more and became angrier, causing the leaves to dance. Mordecai spotted him! But did he? Should he quit, and surrender his hiding? Or should he jump out the bush and run away? He chose to wait again. Mordecai was still standing over him. Was Mordecai waiting for Rigby to budge? Despite what might happen, he still must take the chance of being mistaken for something else. He made his tail limp and cushioned it on the branches so that it might feel like something fleecy stuck in the bushes. But Mordecai began to form his hand over his tail and clenched down on the fur to the bone. Rigby had thought to snatch his tail away, but Mordecai pulled his tail upward and easily out of the bush. His tail yanked at his end; Mordecai stopped pulling. Rigby was furious at himself. He thought to just continue to play it out and stick to the plan. Mordecai knew of course; he was playing with him. He began to tug again, causing Rigby to lose balance. Rigby's knees pointed downward to counterbalance the pull, placing his balance back on his toes to fix the loss of ground from his feet. He placed his hands on the branches, to keep from losing balance again. His lungs desired desperately for air. Mordecai clamped firmer on his tail, and tugged again, causing Rigby to exhale loudly, as the branches held by Rigby's hands bent and rustled. Mordecai heard and yanked upward, pulling Rigby out the bush into the light by his tail, with Rigby's hands still holding onto the branches.
"What the hell are you doing, dude?" Mordecai said, trying to pull Rigby from his grasps of the bush's branches.
Rigby lets go of the branches and said, "OW! Let go!" Rigby looked angrily at Mordecai.
"Answer the question!" Mordecai said, bringing up Rigby higher.
"Mordecai! What the hell?" Rigby said, reaching his hands for Mordecai's fist, "Let go!"
"How can I tell if you're not going to go run off if I let you go?" Mordecai questions Rigby.
"Mordecai!" Rigby exclaimed, only minding if his tail was going to break off. Mordecai lowered Rigby to the ground only enough for Rigby to place his hands down on the concrete. "What are you doing?" Mordecai asked again. Rigby groaned and rested on his hands for a while. Mordecai tugged at Rigby's tail again before Rigby snapped, "AUGH, I just wanted to see what you were doing! OK? Please, dude. Let go," he said, as he went back to complaining.
"I saw your eyes glowing, but I thought you were just another wild animal. Then I realized it was you when I barely saw your tail poking through," Mordecai said.
"What the hell don't you understand about not letting me go!" Rigby began to yell.
Mordecai didn't want Rigby to wake up the whole house, so he lowered Rigby all the way to the ground, but he didn't let go his tail. He continued to say, "What, you'd think I wouldn't see that?"
Rigby sighed in relief, sprawling out on the concrete. The tension all over his tail, back, and end had begun to go away.
"What are you doing up so early?" Mordecai questioned Rigby.
Rigby knew he was up for interrogation.
"You're such a bully," Rigby exhaled and spoke in intervals between his breaths, "I'm just looking after you. I mean, I'm just tired and I just want to know, where you have been going for these past nights."
"I've just gotten back from this stupid party by some friends," Mordecai said.
"Then you can't even ask if I'm OK?" Rigby asked.
"You're OK; besides, you deserved it," Mordecai said.
"You can't even let go of my tail."
"No. Not yet."
"Why not?"
"You spied on me, and now I have to ask you questions."
"That doesn't matter that I spied on you."
"But everyone doesn't know about last night."
"But everyone already knows."
"Damn it, Rigby."
"I'm not the only one who's caught; that makes us equal. So let go of my tail?"
"Not yet."
"Ok, then, then just ask your damn questions already," Rigby said, trying to yank his tail out of Mordecai's grasp. It slid a little before Mordecai quickly grabbed it again.
"Sometimes you make things worse for me," Mordecai said before settling to answer Rigby's question, "Listen. I'll tell you about last night."
He sighed and lied, "You know, it was just another party with other people. I originally went to get my friend's car to drive to pick him up from the airport and back, but he was going to have a party at his place. And he brought me into it by giving me money to have me buy the stuff."
Rigby sat up and said, "You're wasting your time like that?"
"At least I'm doing different things now."
"You just said you went to two parties this week, so what's that difference?"
"I'm not playing video games every night."
"What does that do have to do with anything?"
"It does with you."
"What?"
"I've moved on."
Rigby looked confused.
"I'll explain. The only thing you ever do is play videogames, for what, these past few years?"
"You don't like videogames anymore?"
"No. I got what videogames have to offer."
"But what about the other stuff we do? What about concerts, paintball, and camping?"
Mordecai remembered the other things he used to do with him.
"I don't have time for it," he said.
"We played paintball with Thomas and Muscleman last week, man," Rigby said to try to make himself not look boring.
He continued, "Then we got Chinese afterwards."
"Whatever. I'm tired of that crap too," Mordecai said.
"What? You don't like anything we used to do for fun anymore?
"No; I mean forget what I said. It's not like I don't like anything we used to do. It's just, I don't have time for it."
"Then why don't you?"
Mordecai sat down next to Rigby and reclined back on the house.
"I'm the one who's supposed to be asking you questions, Rigby," he said.
"You never asked," Rigby said.
"How long have you been doing this?"
"This is my first time."
"How'd you know about last night?"
"I watched from the window and saw your car pulling into the driveway."
"That's all you know?"
"Yes."
"Rigby?"
"You just told me what happened last night; and what, am I supposed to know something else, too?"
"Yeah. Nothing else besides that party."
"What's wrong with you, Mordecai? Why does this crap matter to you? As far as I can think, this is just you stupidly staying out for the night. It doesn't make sense for you to clamp down on my tail for that."
"I just don't want Benson to find out. You remember about last time where we screwed up?"
"Yeah, but is this crap worth all of this?"
"Do you know what that means?"
"What? No? Mordecai, I'm serious too. Is this crap worth this?"
"Rigby, tell me that you're not going to tell Benson!"
"I told you, Benson and everyone else already knows."
"At least not about this one."
"Damn man, did you do a crime while you were there?"
"Can you tell me?!"
"OK. Yes! I won't tell Benson."
"Promise?"
"What's the point man, they're going to find out when you can't get out of bed today for work. And it's not my fault that I won't tell like I said, but yours because you went out for the entire night. And I'd be wondering when Benson is going to fire you."
"Shut up Rigby, he's not going to fire me."
"You only say that because you know it's coming."
"Listen, you can have your stupid tail back if you promise me this."
"What?"
"Next time, don't spy on me. Got it?"
Rigby sat up, "There's going to be a next time you're going to do this?"
Mordecai paused. Then he said, "No no, that's not what I meant," he said, shaking his head.
"Bullshit," Rigby said, as he caught Mordecai's attempt to divert.
Mordecai became angry and said, "Look man, I'm going to have my eyes on you. Don't do this."
Rigby paused to look at Mordecai. He paid Mordecai a silence that he did not like. It meant that he could do what Mordecai didn't want him to do, or he accepted what we wanted. Mordecai had to make sure he didn't watch.
"Rigby, you hear me?" Mordecai asked.
"Let go of my tail," Rigby asked.
"You promise that you won't spy on me?"
"Have you thought about how you're treating your friends?"
"It's only you that I really don't want you to stalk me, Rigby," Mordecai said.
"I'm tired of this bullshit, man," Rigby said, "It's always about you and your garbage. And there's something wrong about me on those lines of your garbage. What don't you like about me? Is it that I care that is wrong?"
Mordecai didn't say anything. Rigby tried to pull his tail from Mordecai, but Mordecai didn't let go.
"Rigby, stop. I'll let go when you promise me you'll stop," Mordecai said.
"Fine," Rigby lightly said.
Mordecai lets go of his tail. Rigby pulled his tail back to himself, and ran off somewhere, away from him.
This was their last conversation since four months. Recently, Rigby got over what happened and asked Mordecai time and time again just to sit and talk to him. Mordecai would still not be around the house most of the time, just except, it's worse now. The fatigue wearing on him physically and emotionally was becoming more and more noticeable. His co-workers began to mind him stressing out again, asking if he was OK again. Benson has begun to learn of Mordecai's 'parties', and was suspicious. Skips tried to understand, but Mordecai didn't want anyone to bother him. Yet today, Rigby finally convinced Mordecai to a tasty, irresistible deal: get a coffee before their night shift tonight. Mordecai agreed to have a coffee with Rigby after he was surprised that Rigby still tries to be his friend. Otherwise, Mordecai sits in his chair and denies Rigby respect of attention by scanning over Rigby's backpack and looking aside to the bar.
"I'd appreciate it if we did, anyway," Mordecai says, minding the to-go coffee so that he could leave sooner if he needs to.
"We decided to have this 'meeting' an hour earlier, to have time or whatever? Is that right?" Rigby says, finishing his pretzel.
"Yeah you're right," Mordecai says while checking his watch: nine o'clock at night.
"So that means we can chill?"
"For forty minutes."
"You need to be somewhere, or something?"
"Um, kinda, yeah."
"Come on, dude," Rigby says, holding his hands out to gesture at Mordecai. "At least you can tell me how are you?" Rigby says.
Mordecai says, "I'm OK," as he crosses his arms up on the table, placing his hands onto each arm.
"Y'know, I can tell when something's wrong," Rigby says. "I get that you're busy, but I got this other vibe about that there's something else that is bothering you."
"Dude," Mordecai says, wanting Rigby to not worry about his business.
"Though, I'm not the only one. Other people are getting bad vibes from you. They look at you funny." Rigby says.
Mordecai shrugs and says, "Why do you think so?"
"'Cause you're sick?" Rigby says, observing him. "You look kinda red."
"No," Mordecai says, placing his hand over face, then rubbing his eyes, "I'm not sick."
"You've been in that bathroom like, three times already dude since we got here."
"I have a really high metabolism."
"But you haven't eaten anything."
"I ate something weird yesterday," Mordecai lies. Rigby raises his eyebrow at him, and asks, "So, honestly, are you really OK?"
Mordecai nods, saying, "I'm just tired."
"That's another reason why I wanted you to be here, dude," Rigby says as he makes a small smirk, tilting his head toward the bar.
"You can get coffee whenever you feel like it; I'm just going to get mine now," Rigby says as he turns to slide out of his seat, and walks to the bar. Mordecai, however, notices something on TV, mounted on nearby on a column.
The TV shows a newscast initiating a conversation about Surge Operations and their latest inventions pending to be sold on the market. The newsman speaks about one of the inventions, reaches behind his news table, and one-handedly lifts up a small, yellow backpack onto the table. By flapping and unzipping a few compartments, he transforms it into an edgy, extensive labware kit. The kit begins to automatically expand on top of the table and quadruple larger in size than the backpack. Once it set, he uncovers the protective laminates to reveal several padded shelves of tiny, but plenty of empty capsules and glassware, arranged by capacity. He begins to describe that when fully expanded, it can be decompressed on top of an area no greater than a coffee table. He explains how chemists or scientists can buy the backpack; while some of the other anchors begin to look at the backpack in curiosity. They start to touch and move pieces around.
Rigby walks back over and notices Mordecai's interest at the TV. He hops up onto the seat with Mordecai, and watches TV with Mordecai shoulder-to-shoulder, saying, "You're gonna get coffee or what?" Rigby watches the newsman with Mordecai, as the newsman places the bottles away and then makes few motions to compress, fold, and zip the backpack to the way it was prior. He then slings it across his back and tugs the backpack's arms over his shoulders. The crew awes a littles, smiles, and applauds at the invention. "Dude," Rigby says, asking for Mordecai's attention again. "Yeah. Let me out of my seat." Mordecai says, feeling his pocket to see if he has his wallet. Rigby moves aside to let Mordecai out while Rigby's order number announces from the bar, "Two twenty-eight!" Mordecai and Rigby walk to the counter of the bar. Mordecai stands in line behind a customer ordering while Rigby looks onward on top of the counter for his cup in the Row -a line of ready cups to be paid for and picked up. He approaches it, walking past the condiments next to merchandise: sugar, cream, cocoa powder, cinnamon, pepper, salt, ketchup, and mustard, packed and organized into packets in a box. He searches for his number on a stand in front of his cup. A worker tending the Row walks over to hold his hand out to Rigby, saying, "Forty cents." Rigby retrieves two patina-colored coins from his wallet and lies them into the worker's hand. "Thanks," the worker says. "Two-thirty!" another worker calls. The worker slides a steamy cup quickly toward the end of the line; the cup slightly bounces off Rigby's hand in his attempt to take his cup. It deflects to be perfectly aligned at the end of the Row. With Rigby being annoyed, he looks at the busy worker that wasn't minding him, giving him an annoyed look. The worker that took his money apologizes while Rigby replies with, "It's fine." He grabs his cup and returns to stand behind Mordecai when he is ordering. Mordecai begins to say what he wants, but the worker serving him says, "Give me a minute," before she turns her head at someone calling her from the kitchen. Eileen stands in the doorframe at the back of the kitchen in uniform and with a backpack in her hand. She calls attention to something in the kitchen and then walks into another room. The worker paces back into the kitchen. As fast as she left, she came back with three stacked boxes of pizza and two pitchers of soda, calling, "Two thirty-four!" She now waits with the boxes and the pitchers that she sat on the table. Another woman comes and hurries to the counter, with a little nervous smile on her face, glancing at Mordecai, and then glancing back at the money she lays down. Mordecai realizes that he's staring at her when she leaves with the boxes of pizza. He looks down at the counter and realizes Rigby behind him. Rigby is focused on drinking his coffee. "Eileen's here at work, dude," Mordecai says to Rigby.
"Hm?" Rigby says, lifting his head to search for Eileen in the kitchen.
"Sir?" the waiter says as she approaches Mordecai. Mordecai looks back up and asks for a large cup of coffee to-go. The worker moves back to another counter to the coffee machines. She comes back again, telling him that they're going to have to start another brew. She tells him it'll be ten more minutes until his coffee is ready. Mordecai sighs to himself and turns to leave the counter as he returns to the table. Rigby walks up to the counter to order but is interrupted as he turns to look at the sound of commotion. CRACK! Mordecai had run into the woman with the nervous smile as she was returning for the pitchers of soda. Mordecai tumbles backward, slamming his back onto the wall of the counter; broken glass and fizzing soda scatter and spill across the floor. Mordecai reaches toward the back of the counter and grabs it for stability, but the spill catches up to his feet, making him slip and slide away from the counter. He tries to grab the counter again but grabs the container of condiments instead, flinging it toward himself as he lands on his back again. A large confetti of colorful packets spill over Mordecai. Some of the merchandise for sale, aside to the box of condiments, motions to tip over and falls next of him. More glass and porcelain smashes onto the floor. After a while when nothing else breaks, the customers form a circle and look down with concern at Mordecai. Mordecai begins to sit up, resting his back onto the wall of the counter. Meanwhile, a French press drops and dents its label, Hearth Cafe, upon the knuckles of his fist, then rolls over in the mixture of porcelain wet with soda.
"Owww," Mordecai says, raising his arm from a piece of glass that jaggedly cut his arm.
"O-Oh my gosh, I'm sorry!" The woman, says, offering him a hand.
Mordecai holds up a hand, saying, "I'm good. Thanks." Some of the workers back in the bar begin to snoop over the counter at Mordecai in the center of the mess while some workers leave the bar to assist.
"You're OK?" One of the workers says.
"You know that you got cut?" another worker says.
Mordecai slowly stands up dripping and stained with soda, saying to them, "Yeah," and holds two hands up, gesturing at them to leave him alone. The packets run off of Mordecai while he pushes the sticking ones off. Then he walks the soreness of his back off and checks out his arm: a crappy cut.
Rigby at this time, walks over to Mordecai, avoiding the glass, and says, "What'd you do?"
"I don't know." Mordecai says, looking at this arm. His cut is flowing.
"You're gonna be fine. Though, you hit your back hard; I could hear the wind get knocked out of you," Rigby says, "and you might want to get a napkin for that."
A worker has already paced up to Mordecai, offering him some napkins. She says, "I'm really sorry about that." Mordecai takes the napkins and says thank you to the worker as she walks back to the bar.
The woman walks over again to Mordecai, apologizing. "Hey, I'm sorry for shoving you."
Mordecai nods, and says, "I'll be fine."
The woman continues, "I thought you were getting way too close to me, but I realized you really just bumped into me by accident once I saw you losing your balance. So, yeah. I'm really sorry about pushing you then."
"It was a mistake. It's OK," Mordecai says, applying the napkins on his arm.
"Okay," the woman says, "I just wanted you to know that. I'm sorry about your arm too." She leaves the mess.
"Do you think that's going to leave a scar?" Rigby asks.
"No," Mordecai says, "nothing ever really has done it." The two begin to walk to their table, returning to their seats.
"You got that covered?" Rigby asks if Mordecai needs any help.
"Yeah," Mordecai says, peeking at the cut. It's not beading over with blood anymore.
Rigby gazes over Mordecai's injury, to pretend his worry about the injury worsening to some of the customers that are still concerned for them. He whispers, "I keep forgetting how weird of a friend I have."
Mordecai sighs at Rigby's comment.
"I really wish that my clothes and my feathers weren't wet," Mordecai exhales annoyingly, "they're gonna get sticky and stuck together."
"And you know," Mordecai sighs, "I just want to go home now. But I need my coffee for tonight." He checks his watch: Nine eighteen.
"Awh," Rigby emphasizes, "I know how that feels. And I guess we can talk until your coffee is done."
Mordecai looks towards the TV again: it displays the newscast conversing about Surge again, except they are praising them about having the edge on technology, the best security from uprising coercive rebels, and gaining political leverage.
"Horizon is coming out this Friday at the GameBox," Rigby says. "It's supposed to be the big sequel to Underworld." He is talking about a game that he hopes they could play together for once.
Rigby looks at the TV with Mordecai again, and says, "And I already pre-ordered it; it should ship to the house -dude, what's so interesting on TV?"
Mordecai brings his focus back to the table, and says, "Nevermind what's on TV; don't you think we're a bit too old for children's games?"
"No. A lot of 26-year-olds play games."
"That's still your hobby?"
"Nothing's much changed, man."
"So, you have this same, old hobby that hasn't changed?"
"What's wrong about that?"
"I didn't say anything was wrong with that. I'll say that I'm wondering if you got into some other things."
"Uh," Rigby thinks about something else he's done. He finds himself to bring his finger to point at a label on his jacket: FEATMEISTERS. "I jumped 65 meters today," he says with a proud smile.
Mordecai places his palm on his face, "Is Featmeisters a brand of that jacket you're wearing? And what were you doing, how'd you jump that far?"
Rigby becomes shocked at Mordecai, saying, "What?", as he places his hand over his heart. "You heard of Featmeisters?" Rigby says.
"No," Mordecai says.
"What? Don't you know me?" Rigby says in disbelief.
"Dude, just tell me what you're talking about," Mordecai says.
Rigby lifts up the lid on his laptop, saying, "Ok. I'll make the story short." Rigby begins to type in something in his laptop, then he clicks a few times, types some more, and turns the laptop around towards Mordecai to show a picture of the campus of Featmeisters. "I go to study the art of stunt in college, dude," Rigby says worriedly.
"No," Mordecai facepalms again, "I knew what you were talking about. I forgot about it. Sorry about not remembering about that."
Rigby makes a long sigh of relief and then places the lid down on his laptop.
"How'd you forget?" Rigby asks.
"My bad, Rigby," Mordecai says.
"Is your mind clouded that much?" Rigby asks. "I wear this jacket almost everyday, man." He continues. Mordecai moves his fingers through his hair.
"I already know something's with you, but I didn't think that it was this bad. What's wrong dude?" Rigby says.
"Yeah, you're right. It's simple; it's just that I've been busy," Mordecai says, checking his watch: Nine eighteen, again. Time creeps slowly. He looks at his arm in the napkins spotted with blood and checks his injury that is now gone.
Rigby continues to add, "I know that you're busy, but something else is pushing you or bothering you."
"It's just that I've been given a lot to do in a short period of time, dude," Mordecai says.
"Is that bothering you?" Rigby asks.
Rigby is beginning to learn about Mordecai's touchy subjects. He thinks about the relationship between Mordecai's business and fatigue. Is he so worked out that he's forgetting about his best friend? Could it get any worse?
Mordecai crosses his arms again, "I don't know, man. I really don't want to talk about business."
"Ok, but, you're going to manage yourself right?" Rigby asks.
"Of course, dude," Mordecai says.
He starts another topic, "Let's go back to Featmeisters, again? You're an adept, right?" Mordecai guesses Rigby's rank.
"Expert," Rigby corrects. "One rank lower than Professional. Two ranks lower than Featmeister."
Rigby clenches his hand into a fist, "I really want to get up there with Featmeister."
And releasing, Rigby says, "But I'm going to have to work so hard to get there."
"Featmeister is like?" Mordecai asks.
"It's being the best in the world at stunting. There's only four featmeisters." Rigby describes.
"How many students go to your college?"
"One hundred fifteen -that were invited"
"Oh, so, who's in your rank?"
"Hm. My friend, and -"
"No, I meant how many, sorry."
"Heh, I think, maybe, 30? I'm going to be promoted to Professional by next week though. Professional has 16 people of their rank."
"So, you're the third best?"
"That's not good enough for me."
"That's still impressive. I'm glad to hear you're vigorous at doing something."
"Yeah, yeah," Rigby smiles. "Thanks."
Rigby begins to stop smiling, as he remembers the problem with his bike.
"I can't practice how'd I like to, because something's wrong with the radiator on my bike." Rigby introduces his problem to Mordecai.
"My bike started to smoke when I got here. And I guess I'm going to have to take it to the shop on campus," Rigby says.
"Yeah, I saw that when I parked," Mordecai says.
"I need a ride until I can get that fixed," Rigby asks. "You can help me out with that, right?"
Mordecai looks at this watch: Nine twenty-four. He says, "Yeah, I already got you. Just if we can get out of here whenever I get my coffee."
"Dude, I thought we were going to chill?" Rigby asks.
"I don't know, man. I've got to take account of other things in order to help you."
"Ugh. Fine. Whatever. Anyways, it's good that you're helping me, but you just got to make me a deal."
Mordecai tilts his head to listen for what Rigby has to say.
"You gotta start playing games with me again. Next Friday." Rigby says.
"Fine," Mordecai says. Though, he isn't guaranteeing himself to actually play games.
"Is that a deal?" Rigby asks.
"Oh, come on, dude," Mordecai says.
"Deal?" Rigby asks again.
"Fine, I said fine." Mordecai agrees. Mordecai hasn't touched a video game console for more than a year, and he feels uncertain if he can play again with the great skills he had.
"I'm looking forward to it!" Rigby says.
Mordecai looks down at this watch again, and says, "About that coffee we were talking about." His watch shows nine twenty-four again, as Mordecai impatiently exhales.
"I've got to wait five more minutes for my cup," Mordecai says.
"It'd be faster if Eileen was here. Or Margaret. And it would taste better." Rigby says.
Mordecai disagrees, "Nah. Eileen's here, remember?" he mentions.
"Oh yeah," Rigby says, remembering that he was looking for Eileen.
"Besides, today's Saturday, dude. Everyone's demanding for some coffee right now. The workers can't keep up. Margaret and Eileen couldn't even hold up to the pressure."
The two look towards the bar, a few lines of people gather four for ordering, one for pick-up. The mess is almost clean, as a worker sweeps up the debris into a pile.
"Besides, they're here for the lounge and dine. There's no other decent place in the city to get and eat pizza." Mordecai says, looking towards the lounge. The lounge is full of people and families, being swollen since Mordecai and Rigby entered the cafe. The tempting smell of sweet marinara and baked bread themes the cafe; Rigby now has the taste for pizza.
"Damn, you care for pizza to-go?" Rigby asks.
"Might as well." Mordecai agrees, "We've got that job tonight, and we can have a snack in the meantime."
"You like plain-old cheese?" Rigby asks.
"Sure," Mordecai says.
"Ok man, don't forget you owe me three wheatneedles now."
Mordecai pulls out three golden disks from his wallet, and lies them on the table. "Here," Mordecai says, pushing them to Rigby. Rigby takes the disks, and says, "Thanks," turning to go to the bar again.
"Hey, can you see if they have two thirty-eight in the Row?" Mordecai asks.
Rigby nods, as he leaves to the bar again.
In the meantime, Mordecai looks through the napkins on his arm, and grabs some napkins from a dispenser on his table, and cleans up the area where his cut used to be and around it. However, he leaves the bloody napkins on his arm, like a paper cast. Then he goes on to the next objective on his mind: tell Benson that he will not go to the night-shift. He pulls out his phone and calls Benson.
"Hello?" Benson answers the call.
"Hey Benson, I can't make it to the shift tonight," Mordecai says.
"What's going on?" Benson asks why.
"I've got to go outta the city again. The guys called me up again," Mordecai lies. Before the 'meeting' with him and Rigby, he returned from Corduroy, representing the Park in a national recreational conference.
"Eh," Benson pauses for a moment, "how long are you going to be gone?"
"I'll be back in the morning, near noon," Mordecai says. "They just need me in the morning in Corduroy again."
"Did they send the email?" Benson asks.
"Hmmmm, you should be getting tomorrow morning's invitation tonight, so I think so," Mordecai says. "If they don't, then I'll ask them to send you one."
"Alright. You need any money for gas, lunch, a hotel?" Benson says.
"I got it," Mordecai says.
"Ok. Thanks for calling me up on that," Benson says. "You should change your route. I think the news said the traffic between here and Corduroy cleared out; so you can just go straight from Linnen to Corduroy now."
"Sweet," Mordecai says. "Alright, I'm going to get on my way."
"Do a good job for all of us," Benson says.
"I will," Mordecai says.
Benson ends the call. The lies were easy for Mordecai; he was good at telling stories. Mordecai turns to look at the bar and sees Rigby returning from the bar with his cup of coffee.
"Finally," Mordecai says, taking the cup of coffee from Rigby.
Rigby sits down and tells Mordecai, "Pizza should be done any second now."
"And then we can get out of here," Mordecai says.
"The cut's gone?" Rigby asks.
"Yeah," Mordecai says.
"Three twenty-nine!" A worker calls out.
"That's our pizza," Rigby says, getting up to pick up the pizza. He comes back with the box and opens it to see if it is cheese. A puff of warm air, scented with tomato sauce and a little bit of pesto, hits Mordecai across the face, as Rigby closes the box as he sees and confirms it is cheese. Rigby walks over to his backpack and unzips a compartment to place his laptop into it. He zips it up and throws it on his back as he stands next to the table, waiting for Mordecai.
"You're going to get a slice now?" Mordecai asks Rigby.
"Imma wait until we got home," Rigby says, grabbing the box and starting to walk toward the exit.
"Let me get a slice in the car," Mordecai says, as he stands up with his coffee in hand, and walks to join Rigby, as he waits to walk with him toward the exit.
"I really miss the times when we did this often," Rigby says, starting to walk toward the exit. "Although, we did it today."
Mordecai agrees and says, "Yeah, me too."
He also begins to feel feet rapidly step closer and closer behind Mordecai and Rigby. They both to turn around to see who was approaching them, the manager.
"Hey, wait!" she says, holding out her hand to Mordecai.
Mordecai remembers the incident before, looking back toward the bar. The mess is clear, but the condiments and some of the merchandise was missing. He assumes about the manager that she has something to say about it.
"Look. We saw you get in an accident with a lady?" She says.
"Yeah. Sorry about that," Mordecai says, scratching his head.
"Ok now, we normally charge guys like you with the expenses from damage. So you're going to pay for those damages," she says, handing Mordecai a note.
"That's a note saying you need to come back here tomorrow to see how much you need to pay. There'll be a deadline, then." She says.
"But this wasn't my fault," Mordecai says. "A woman pushed me."
"Everyone that saw the incident said that you, the tall blue jay, fell and knocked over stuff," the manager says. "So according to everyone else, it is your fault."
Rigby speaks up, "I saw the woman push him. Though it was an accident more than an incident."
"Well, you can choose not to pay. But I'll legally fine you," the manager says.
"Ok. I'll be here tomorrow," Mordecai takes the note so that the manager could leave him alone.
The manager leaves Mordecai and Rigby.
Rigby has walked up the stairs to the door and waits for Mordecai. Mordecai walks over to a trashcan to dump the napkins, then he catches up with him, and leave the cafe. They walk on the sidewalk, a shadowy valley to such dark mountains that are skyscrapers. A river of cars and trucks mass the street, and their chrome and glass reflects the moonlight. As Mordecai walks with Rigby to his car parked aside the sidewalk, Rigby notices the magenta sheet of paper shaking and hanging on the edge of his pocket. It falls onto the ground, unfolding like a parachute, face up, and without Mordecai noticing it.
"Hey dude," Rigby calls out. He walks toward the paper, and takes it. Mordecai looks behind to see Rigby picking the paper up and beginning to read it.
"DUDE!" Mordecai calls out to Rigby, startling him a little.
"What?" Rigby says
Mordecai snatches the paper from Rigby's hands. He folds it again, placing it into his hoodie pocket. His heart is beating through his hoodie.
"You didn't read this, did you?" Mordecai asks, though he knew he read it.
"Is that a bad thing that I kinda did?" Rigby questions.
A group of people is walking closer to Mordecai and Rigby's ruckus, and they stop arguing for a moment to let them pass.
"Did you see anything important?" Mordecai says, after the last person in the group passes.
"No, man. I mean, it's just a sheet of paper," Rigby says, starts to get defensive.
"I saw you looking at something for a while, when I took it away from you," Mordecai says.
Rigby shakes his head, "It's just a page that has a lot of ink on it. It has tons of dates and dates; from the beginning of this month, until two months later. You circled and highlighted something that said, FIRST DAY: FRIDAY 11:00 PM, and I read something on the sides that said, surgery op-"
"Rigby! I knew it! You better not tell anyone about this-" Mordecai says, interrupting Rigby before he realizes Rigby says surgery instead of Surge. He calms down a little to prevent too much attention; though the cafe is robust in attention to conversations, they still appear arguing with each other, in the large glass windows of the cafe.
A larger group of people come, and Mordecai and Rigby let them pass again.
"Ok man, I won't," Rigby says, placing the box between his arm and side, as the group passes by.
Mordecai's heart starts to beat faster again, and he says, "What about operations?"
"I don't know, I told you everything I read," Rigby says, "Are you OK with yourself not telling me that you have surgery operations tonight?"
"I meant that to be personal, OK? So that means this is confidential between us. Got it?" Mordecai says.
Rigby shakes his head, "You know that I care about you, why are you hiding this from me?"
"It's honestly none of your business," Mordecai says.
"You're doing this confidential crap like last time, and you honestly think you'll never be caught?" Rigby says, "I'm going to tell Benson if you don't tell me what's going on," Rigby says.
"I thought you said you wouldn't be a snitch, Rigby?"
"What, you really don't want anyone to find out?"
"No dude-" Mordecai thinks what would happen if Benson learns about the lie he told him if Rigby tells: Rigby would tell him that he was getting surgery instead of going to the conference. It's definitely a bad idea for Rigby to tell on him now.
"Listen, I beg you to not tell anyone about this," Mordecai says.
Rigby shakes his head, "No!"
"I'll promise I'll tell you all about it, not tonight, but later. OK?" Mordecai says, giving up, and accepting to what Rigby wants.
"Fine," Rigby agrees.
"This is our secret though," Mordecai says.
"OK, fine," Rigby agrees.
"OK," Mordecai sighs. He motions his hand to point at his car.
"Let's get out of here," he says.
The two walk toward the car nearby. Mordecai sits in the driver's seat, turning on the car, while Rigby takes the passenger seat, and reaches behind the seat and places the pizza in a back seat. Mordecai and Rigby fasten their seatbelts, as Mordecai turns the gear to drive. The car is ready to move forward.