Hi, I do not own Harry potter, I'm just a crazed fan.

A/N: I just thought that this would make a funny fic, but if you're not happy, feel free to read another fic.

Bored means Beware

Chapter 1: Danger.

"I'm bored Prongs-ie,"

"I know Pad, I know."

"Well why don't you two come up with a solution then?"

"Ohh, Moony's being a crabby pants."

"I'm trying to study."

"Why would you want to waste you time reading a dumb book?"

"Hey, I have an idea! Why don't we write a book?"

"Prongs? Are you feeling ok?" said Sirius, suddenly alarmed.

"A joke book, I mean."

Remus scowled in the background.

"That's a great idea!"

A/N: this is just a prologue. The real story happens many years later. So be sure to tune in next time. That's all folks!