''oh man, my life is so boring...'' she says.
''what?''(Walter)
''all I do is this useless shit.
''isn't that your job? your family name? and it's very important'
''so? what the hell does that have to do with anything'
Walter just stands there, quiet as a post. Integra continues:
''the same thing happens every day: pip hits on seras, seras hits on alucard, alucard hits on me, I think just how lonely and jealous I am, and you make tea. that's it'
''Sir Integra, are you feeling ill?'' Walter questions.
''THAT'S IT! I'M BLOODY SICK OF EVERYTHING!'' she storms out of her office, and out the exit of the building. ''what the hell? hey, sir Integra, wait, you forgot your tea!'' Walter screams, running after her. pip hears the commotion, and follows Walter out the door, only to see Integra jumping into her car, with only a tank top and panties on. ''PIP! HELP ME RANGEL SIR INTEGRA!'' Walter screamed, throwing himself towards the car. ''don't worry, she won't make it past zat gate.''
she didn't.
SLAM!
the car crashed into the gate, ruining the engine, and the front of the car, and everything else for that matter.
''DAMN'' Integra yelled, continuing to floor the peddle. ''PIP, GET HER'
''what, you get 'er! I don't even care'
''she pays you'
''SIR INTEGRA!'' pip lunged at the car with Walter at his heels, integra barely escaping the grasp of pip. she climbed up and over the gate and ran into the forest.
Walter(why not write it like this? comedies can work like this)-''DAMN IT ALL! pip, climb over the fence and go after her!'' pip-''are you crazy? you barely got me to go up to ze car'
walter-''ok, we'll get alucard and seras, then we will'
pip-''wait'' goes over to the hood of the car and take off the hood ordinate. ''now we can''
meanwhile.
alucard- I have this really bad feeling... hungy...
back to integra.
she was running and running, and not really getting anywhere. trees zoomed past her still, finally giving way to a road. integra-''ah, finally. look! a gas station!'' she walks up to it, still in her underwear, only equipped with a gun. a guy climbs out of his new hummer H2.
guy-''uh, hello... why are you looking at me like that?...''
integra-''DIE!'' she shoots the guy down and climbs into the car, runs over the guy, and floors it.
where walter and pretty much everyone else is...
walter-''ok, me and alucard will go looking for integra on the south side of town, and pip and seras, you'll take the east side of town'
seras-''shouldn't we take the north side'
Walter-''it's a typo, sorry... whatever, just do something. lets go!''
crappy, don't kill me, I don't expect it to get a single review.