"5 easy ways to find out if you're a Japanese cartoon"
Disclaimer- *opens wallet* *moth flies out* O.O
T_T yes its sad I know
Sue me and all you'll get is Martin *points to moth*
*Glares* And he doesn't like you
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Yugi- Hey I got an email ^-^ Yay! *Scrolls down* It's from Ryou!
Yami- what does it say?
Yugi- hmm '5 Easy Ways to Find Out if You're a Japanese Cartoon'. Oh wow
I've always wanted to know that!
Yami- *sweat drop*
Yugi-Ahem Step 1 :(usually) In the heat of battle do people repeat what
you say?
(Example: Yami- I only have one locator card to get left.
Tèa- as soon as Yugi gets his last locator card he can enter the finals!
Bakura- Yugi only has one more locator card to get; I must catch up.)
Yugi- ......Hmmmm that's a toughy
Yami- ~are you kidding me~ *sweat drop*
Yugi- ill have to say..............................?
Yami- YES!
Yugi- ok ok ^-^;;; geez *clicks 'yes' button*
Yugi- Step 2: Is your moth extremely small when closed and ridiculously
huge
when open?
Yami- ~what kind of question is that?~
Yugi- humm I have no idea *takes out hand held mirror* *opens mouth*
*closes
mouth**open**close**open**close**open**close**open**close**open*
Yami- ENOUGH!
Yugi- *close* *clicks 'yes' button*
Yugi- Step 3: When you're angry with someone do you blow them up with an
energy beam, shock wave ext. and/or do you send them to another dimension?
Yugi- well that's a funny question. Of course n-
Yami- YES! *Takes mouse from Yugi and clicks 'yes'*
Yugi- *blink blink* ummm..........~I'm not even going to ask~
Yami- ^-^
Yugi- Step 4: Does your hair defy the laws of physics, and/or is it a
totally different color such as blue or pink?
Yugi- Aww man. Why does the second to the last question always have to be
the hardest?
Yami- *falls over* ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
Yugi- heh heh *sweat drop* no
Yami- O MY RA! *Points to hair* LOOK AT THIS! LOOK AT IT! DO YOU SEE IT?!
DO YOU?!HUH DO YOU?!DO YOU?!?!
Yugi-ummm yes
Yami- IT STICKS UP! *Points to bang thingy* AND LOOK AT THIS! IT'S ALL
SIDEWAYS! IT DEFIES THE LAWS OF PHISICS! D-E-F-I-E-S!
Yugi-ok then. Yes it is *click*
*Scrolls down*
Yugi- Step 5: Is one of you friends a dimwitted and/or arrogant slob?
Yami/Yugi- Joey
Yugi- *clicks yes* *then clicks on the results button*
Computer- loading...loading...loading...loading...
CONGRADULATIONS! YOUR 100% JAPPENESS CARTOON!!!
GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi- *jumps up knocking his chair down* WOO HOO! *Does happy dance* WOO
HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO WOO HOO!!!!!!!!
Yami- -----______----- *picks up chair* *sits down*
Computer- now send this to all of your friends and see if you can be
Japanese cartoons together!
Yami-Okey Dokey! *click click click click click click click click click*
Computer- Error Error Error
Yami- O.O *looks at Yugi who is still doing happy dance* *looks at
computer* *Yugi* *computer**Yugi* *computer*
Computer- Malfunction! Malfunction!.........over load!
Yami- *SWEAT DROP* *gets up from the chair and slowly walks away* *as soon
as he's out of the room he runs and hides*
(back in Yugi's
room)...............BOOOOOOOOOM!...............................YAMI!!!!!
Yami-eeeep!
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Me- Awwwww! Don't you just love Yami (and his stupidity for the modern
day)?
^-^
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hehe ^-^;;;
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