Disclaimer! I only own myself(duh!), Derek, and the director from my bloopers.
Chapter 1: Off To A Start
Intro: On an island, far from Pallet Town, lives a teenage girl named Devyn. She wasn't allowed to go on her pokemon journey right away, but she's allowed to now. She is now 18 and is becoming a pokemon photographer.
A Spearow clock let out a huge squawk. It squawked and squawked. The girl lying in the bed next to it, growled and pulled the blankets over her head. The clock refused to let her sleep.
"Devyn! Turn that bastard clock off!" her little brother Derek called.
"Derek! Don't swear!" their mother scolded.
Devyn sighed and flung off her covers. She hit the clock and then went over to her closet. She pulled out a black tanktop and low cut blue jeans that showed off her pierced belly button. She walked down the stairs and waved to her mother before heading out the door. She headed down the short dirt road until she came to a small lab.
"Professor Ivy? Are you hear?" she called, walking inside.
A beautiful young woman with purple hair walked down a staircase.
"Devyn, are you leaving all ready?" she asked, surprised.
"Yeah. I figured I should get an early start. And I wanted to stop by and thank you for letting me work in your lab." Devyn smiled.
"Well, I have a surprise for you." Professor Ivy smiled, handing Devyn a pokeball.
"Professor Ivy, you don't have to..." Devyn started.
But before Devyn could give it back to her, it broke open.
"A Pikachu!" Devyn squealed.
The Pikachu smiled and jumped into Devyn's arms, nuzzling her golden red hair.
"Pika..." it sighed.
Devyn laughed and hugged her new pokemon.
"Well, I better go..." she sighed.
"You must call me everyday and tell me how it's going for you." Professor Ivy smiled.
Devyn hugged her mentor while wiping tears from her eyes. With that, she headed back to her house to say goodbye to her family and pick up her stuff. She walked into her house to find Derek was with her Charmander playing cards, and she noticed three presents on the table.
"Moooommmm...?" she asked, raising her eyebrows, "What are these?"
"I know you hate presents, but open them anyways." her mother smiled.
Devyn sighed, and grabbed a present. It was from Derek. Her blue green eyes lit up as she opened the package.
"A pokedex! Oh thank you!" she exclaimed.
"Yeah, whatever." he replied, "I was gonna steal it anyways."
She opened another one to find a new journal. She looked over at her mother, curious.
"I want you to write about all of your adventures." she smiled.
The last present was from her stepdad, who was away working in Cerulean City. It was a blue pokeball with a note saying a pokemon was inside.
"Go!" Devyn called, tossing the pokeball.
Out of the pokeball, popped Meowth.
"Yes! A Meowth!" Devyn grinned.
"You were always a sucker for cute pokemon." Derek muttered, pulling Meowth's tail.
"Meow!" cried Meowth, who bit Derek.
"OW!" he cried.
"Devyn, " her mother interrupted, trying to ignore how stupid her son was, "Here's something from your grandparents."
Devyn took the small envelope from her mother and opened it.
"Tickets to the SS Aqua!" she gasped.
"Yup, they are paying for you to get you to Pallet Town safely." her mother explained.
"Wow... I'll have to thank them!" Devyn grinned.
As soon as she was ready, she said goodbye to her family, and headed down to the docks to begin her journey.
Bloopers
Director: Action!
A Spearow clock let out a huge squawk. Nothing happens.
Devyn: ZZZZZZzzzzzzz
Director: Cut!
Director: And action!
A Spearow clock let out a huge squawk... Devyn again is sleeping. Charmander walks it and burns the clock.
Director: Cut! Get me another clock!
Director: One more time! Action!
A Spearow clock let out a huge squawk...It squawked and squaked.
Devyn: Stupid fucking clock!
She grabs it and throws it across the room.
Director: Cut! Screw this scene!
Director: Action!
Devyn: walking in Professor Ivy? Are you here?
Professor Ivy comes sliding down the stairs on her knees.
Professor Ivy: WEEEEEEEE!
Director: Cut! Try again!
Director: Again! Action!
Devyn:walking in Professor Ivy? Are you here?
Professor Ivy comes walking down the stairs, but slips on a rug at the bottom and hits her head on the wall.
Devyn: Holy shit!
Director: Cut! Get Ivy some ice!
Director: For the third time, action!
Devyn:walking in Professor Ivy? Are you here?
Charmander walks down the stairs wearing a lab coat.
Director: Cut! Where is Professor Ivy?
Charmander: Locked in a closet. I wanted a better role
Director: Let's get it right for once, action!
Devyn walks into her house to see Derek being eaten by Charmander
Derek: Help!
Devyn: What the fuck!
Director: Cut! Charmander! Spit that out! You don't know where he's been.
Director: Why do I bother? Action!
Devyn walks into her house to see Derek playing cards with Charmander.
Derek: You cheated! I'm going to kill you!
Derek and Charmander start fighting
Director: Cut! Moving on!
Director: Last scene, and action!
Devyn: Yes! A Meowth!
Derek: You were always a sucker for cute pokemon
Derek pulls Meowth's tail. Meowth jumps on Derek's arm and begin to hump it.
Derek: AH! BAD KITTY! OFF!
Derek starts slamming Meowth against the wall.
Director: Cut! I give up!