Alright so this is my first try at a Harry potter fanfic. I would appreciate reviews even if it is to say it sucks. I know it prolly is going to be terrible in the beginning but hopefully it will pick up.

Disclaimer: now who is the moron that's going to think any of us here own Harry potter.

My Darling Delusion

July 25

"So nice welcoming community." I said sarcastically, not trying at all to hide my voice. I could care less what they thought. I want them to here this. They won't even listen to my story.

The auror who was leading the group turned around and shot me a look that clearly read shut up. I stuck my tongue out at him and he merely shook his head this time before returning his attention to the front desk. Stupid fuck can't even give me a minute of his time. Nope, 'cause I'm a condemned American.

This is perfect, real nice in fact. My first trip out of the country and I come out arrested. Damned British, but personally I love England. Well at least I loved the whole two days I saw of it before these shits came out of nowhere and took me in. After all I'm dangerous.....rioghtttttttttt.

This isn't even my fault. It's my mum's fault, it's my dad's fault, thought I don't even know either of them. It's his fault. What are they going to do to me? Alexander Rees isn't my father. Why should I be punished for his crimes? It's not like just because he's a Death Eater, I am. Hell, I didn't even know about any of this. Surprisingly, how had I missed that fact? The fact that my adoptive father is the most infamous American Death Eater.

"Oh come one Dad, why do we have to be here?" I heard a voice complain off to my right. We were in the opening hall of the Ministry of Magic's British Quarter. It still held damage from the fight with Lord Voldemort that had happened here not to long ago. But I couldn't help but feel confused. Cleaning up was so easy with magic. Especially mine. I grinned and cracked my knuckles.

"Stop that you." Another of the aurors reprimanded.

"No." I stated. If I want to crack my knuckles I will. A bunch of pompous know it alls wont stop me.

My entourage halted in front of a desk and the lead auror began to speak to the women behind it.

"We have apprehended Prudence Rees, the daughter of the American Alexander Rees. Strangely though she wasn't armed, no wand or anything, but she used magic. She is considered armed and dangerous." He began his long account of all the bad naughty things I had apparently done.

I took this chance to interrupt. "Hey can I get a word in?"

They both looked at me, "No."
I raised my magically bound hands and waved them about in what I would call a "Jack Sparrow" movement.

"Number one Alex Rees is not my father and number two everything wrong I've done was in self defense or are you really that thick?" I complained. I shook my head and my black bangs fell even further in my eyes. They really needed to be trimmed now that I thought of it.

"You were not granted permission to speak." An older man auror said. He then hit me in the head with his hand. And let me tell you it wasn't a little tap or anything. It was a full closed fist punch. I stumbled slightly but I'm too used to being beat up to let it faze me.

"Don't hit her."

"It shouldn't matter! She's a bloody killer!" The one who had hit me tried to defend himself.

"She's not though, her father is..." The receptionist was cut off by a question from a voice no one had noticed.

"Why'd ya hit her?" A voice interrupted. I turned my head to see the source of the voice. It came from one of a pair of red headed twins.

"That's not for you to know, now move along." Another commanded. Damn there were too many of these guys to keep track of.

"I don't think you should have." The other said slowly, looking my over. "She looks too young. The twins were soon joined by a very large group, consisting of 5 redheads and 2 others. I figured all the red heads were prolly family. Well no that would have been stupid to think anything else.

"Who's she?" a tall boy asked. He was one of the red heads.

"Dunno. Oi! Dad who's she?" Twin number one asked his father. His father took one look at me then averted his gaze.

"Come on, boys, let's go now. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny have to be somewhere." Their father tried to pull them away, but they seemed too interested now. Those names sounded familiar....right! What had taken place here it involved them!

So that's Harry Potter eh? His dark hair fell in his eyes, which were currently full of sadness. His features held a slight air of familiarity to them, but I'm positive I've never seen him before.

"No, really who are you?" They directed this question at me. I opened my mouth to answer but was cut off by asshole auror number whatever.

"She is Prudence Rees, daughter of the American Death Eater Alexander Rees." He said. The twins' faces fell; I guess they have no sympathy for the daughter of a Death Eater. I don't blame them, neither would I.

"For the last fucking time, I'm NOT!" I shouted.

"Would you shut it?" Another auror yelled, "You're not getting anywhere with that lie."

"But it's not...." I tried to argue.

"Save it for someone who cares." A sixth redheaded person. "No one believes the daughter of a death eater. Much less an obnoxious American."

I didn't even grace them with a response this time. I just made a decision. I would not go any farther with them. I had to do what Carrie, I mean my mum, had told me. I had to get to Dumbledore.

The father of the redheads steered them all away. This time the twins followed, though quite far behind. They kept sneaking peaks at me when they thought I wasn't looking. Or maybe they knew I was and just didn't care.

But enough about the slightly attractive twins who seemed to find me interesting. Now I have to find a way for me to get out of here alive. And free, that too.

The ropes around my wrists were doubtlessly spelled. But then again, spells can always be undone with other spells. Lucky for me, my wands in a very unconventional place.

I set to work on my bonds. I chunk of my hair fell in my eyes. It was the hot pink streak that framed the right side of my face. Gotta pay attention. Everything depends on this now.

Can't have my concentration broken......