So, the idea for this series of oneshots comes from the story "Merlin's Epic Speech" by The-White-Tiger-of-the-West. It's very good and you should all go read it. Now.
Soooo... this story is basically me swanning around on Wikiquote, finding lovely little Doctor Who quips, and recycling them into Merlin drabbles. Or oneshots if I'm being particularily creative.
Quote is taken from The Rebel Flesh, Season 6, Episode 5.
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Clattering down the steps, Arthur entered the courtyard and was met with a scene of absolute chaos.
Numerous carts were overturned, people were running everywhere, and the air was thick with sawdust and straw, making visibility difficult and breathing even more so.
About to shout something along the lines of What the blazes is going on here, Arthur let out a small "oof!" when Merlin crashed into him, sending them both flying.
"Merlin, what the hell is going on-"
"No time to talk, Arthur!" Merlin was on his feet again, dashing off. "I've got to get that cockerel before all hell breaks loose!"
Arthur pinched the bridge of his nose in an effort to refrain from charging after (and strangling) his manservant. Turing to re-enter the castle, (even an afternoon of studying the laws of Camelot would be better than whatever was going on out here) he remarked, to no-one in particular;
"Never thought he'd say that again."
Okay, here's how this is going to work. We've all got our favourite quotes, so leave yours in a review and I'll do my best to write something out for it. (And it appears I've become absolutely shameless in my please for reviews.) I've a few more chapters to post, but after that, updates will be as sporadic as... all of my other stories. To those of you in the angry mob gatherin outside, please form an orderly line and KEEP OFF THE GRASS! That is all.
-InkySpectacles