DP and Lei present
In conjunction with Final Fantasy VII and Squaresoft (i.e. characters aren't ours).
The Good Hair Day
"Oh no, I'm out of ammo, it's up to you guys now," Barret yelled to his two companions, stepping back from the fight.
"Mm. Well, I ran out a couple of minute's ago. But at least Cloud's still got his sword," Vincent said from where he stood somewhere off to the side.
"Yep. That thing never fails, will not break."
It broke.
"..." Both shouted.
"Okay, anyone got any materia left?" Barret was trying hard to find something positive.
"Yuffie took all of it," Vincent stated bluntly.
"..." Cloud was being incredibly eloquent.
"So, now what?" Vincent asked, ignoring the animated piece of Jenova that was trying to get their attention.
"Maybe Spiky-hair has an id...wait a minute. I've got it! Vincent, you be the distraction, I'll take care of Jenova Death."
Vincent whipped off his cloak. "OLE! OLE!"
The waving red material attracted Jenova Death's attention and it looked at Vincent strangely.
Taking advantage of the distraction, Barret ran to where Cloud stood looking at the two pieces of his sword and picked him up. He drew in a deep breath, let out a mildly impressive war cry and charged. He drew Cloud back into a good throwing position and heaved him forward through the air.
"..." Cloud said as he spiralled head-first towards Jenova Death.
SPLURCK.
Jenova Death exploded as Cloud's hair plunged into it's body.
"Yeah! Once again Cloud saves the day!"
From underneath his mask of gore Cloud replied, "..."
And as for Cloud's next trick...the Human Grappling Hook!
Author's notes:
We've wondered for a while now exactly why Cloud had the hairstyle he did and finally worked it out.