There was a knock at the door.

The captain looked up, put down a brush, and then stood out of their chair to open the door personally.

The man who walked in the room nodded in acknowledgement at her, and the captain did the same. Quickly, the captain ushered him in, looking around furitively to be sure that no pesky subordinates noticed.

Nobody. That was good. Hurridly, the captain locked the door and turned around to face him.

"I'm glad you could make it." Said the captain.

"Hm." Grunted the man. "Are the others here yet?"

"Well, no. I asked them to try to get here unnoticed, so they might still be trying to get away. They might be late, I'm not sure."

No sooner had these words left the captains lips then had the window shattered, and a girl tumbled in.

The captain groaned. So much for unnoticed.

A few minutes later, the meeting was ready to begin. 4 shingami could be found lounging in Soi Fon's office, where the meeting was being held.

The first was Shoalin Feng, better known as Soi Fon: Captain of the 2nd and Onmitsukido commander. She was stiffly upright in her chair.

The second was Hitsugaya Toshiro, prodigy captain of the 10th. He had pulled up a chair in front of her desk and was shifting slightly.

The third was Kuchiki Rukia, sister of Kuchiki Byakuya and lieutenant level 13th member. She was cross legged on the floor and playing around with what looked suspiciously like a Chappy doll.

The last was Kusajishi Yachiru, the demonic pink lieutenant of the 11th, who was seated on the corner of an irratated Soi Fon's desk and swinging her legs happily.

Finally, after some awkward minutes Hitsugaya coughed and all eyes (all 6 of them, anyways) turned to him.

"We are gathered here today… because enough is enough! We are all high-ranked and powerful shinigami and should be treated as such. But something is in our way."

Agitated, he jumped out of his chair and started pacing the sparse room.

"As of today, this will stop!"

Rukia nodded emphatically. "Agreed!" she shouted.

"No longer shall we be mocked!"

Yachiru pumped her tiny fist in the air. "Yeah!"

"We will be respected!" Soi Fon let an evil smile emerge to show her approval as Hitsugaya jumped up on her desk to continue his rally.

"THIS! ENDS! NOW!" yelled Hitsugaya, eyes blazing. "WE ARE NOT SHORT! WE ARE NOT MIDGETS! WE ARE SIMPLY VERTICALLY CHALLENGED! WE WILL HAVE THE RESPECT WE DESERVE!"

The other three occupants of the room applauded. "We agree, Mr. President!" they shouted in unison.

Hitsugaya nodded appreciatively, then wrapped up his speech.

"And with that, the first meeting of The Association Of Shinigami Under 5 Feet will now begin! THE WORLD SHALL BOW DOWN TO US!" Panting slightly, he hopped off Soi Fon's desk and slid back down in his chair. "I now pass this over to our Vice President, Kuchiki Rukia."

Rukia stood up. "Greetings, board members. Welcome to our meeting. Now, as our first order of buisness, th-"

She was suddenly interrupted by Marechiyo Omaeda, the 6"10 lieutenant of the 2nd Division bursting into the room. All of the occupants gasped and scrambled to clear up the evidence of their meeting.

"Hey, Taicho!" Marechiyo stopped upon noticing the occupants of the room and chuckled. "Well, what do you know?" he sneered. "It's a shorty meeting!"

"…." Yachiru narrowed her eyes. "Get him!"

All over the Seireitei, startled birds flew off after hearing a tortured Omaeda's screams. Shocked, several members of the Onmitsukido ran to the sight.

When they arrived, they found Omaeda lying face down in the street, unconcious. His body was frozen, frozen some more, covered in cuts, stings, and scratches, and decorated with Suzumebachi butterflies and strange pink cats. When they turned him over, Omaeda groaned and open his eyes. He jumped back.

"Help me! Please!

The Onmitsukido frowned. "What's wrong, lieutenant?"

"The demon midgets are coming to get me! Please help me!"

The onmitsukido members frowned. The lieutenant was clearly losing it. Whatever. They shrugged and turned away as Omaeda continued to plead in the background.

"Please! Save me! An-"

Soi Fon crept up behind him.

"Shut up, baka!" she hissed.

Omaeda took one look at her and TAOSU5F members behind her, then freaked out.

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TAOSU5F Mission Statement #1- We shall be feared.