*Prologue*

I hate my life. Every minute of the day I regret waking up. Sometimes, even being born. School, being the absolute worst part of my day. I guess I should tell you why my life at school is a living hell. And I'll tell you in two words. Edward Cullen.


Monday. Ugh. School. Double ugh. Edward. I'm not even going there. The three things in my life that will probably end up killing me. Worst of all, I don't even know why Edward hates me! I mean, we were inseparable when we were little, up until 6th grade...

At first, it was just little things, like tripping me in the middle of the school hallway, or "accidentally" spilling his lunch on me. Over the years, he got more creative. The worst act was in 8th grade. It was raining, I had missed the bus, and what little makeup I had on was running down my face. I looked like a half drowned cat. So, I called my best friend, Alice.

Alice, believe it or not, was Edward's sister. She has been there for me (more than ever now) my whole life. Alice told me she would be waiting in the girl's bathroom with some of her ENDLESS make-up collection to help me out. On my way there, I was anticipating hearing one of Edward's morning comments. Then I heard, 'Bella!' from behind me.

I turned around to look at his angel's face. Wait, ANGELS face???!!! What is wrong with me?! With that thought, I had a little bit of hope that Edward was considering forgiving me for whatever unknown thing I had done. Usually, he calls me Swan or Ugly. That hope was crushed with his next sentence. 'Did your neck throw up, or is that your face?'

He started laughing! And because he's The Edward Cullen, everyone else started to laugh to.

Except my other best friends, Rosalie and Angela. They had been told by Alice to help her in the bathroom, so they hurried me along the whole way there. But not before Rose got a word in first. "Idiot." Was all she said, then she followed me and Angela. When I looked back, the look on Edward's face told me that this was not going to be an ordinary Monday.

There you have it! My new story! I actually thought of it while I was listening to Kesha's 'Backstabber'. Hey! That's the name of this story! :D So, what insults should Edward use in the next chapter??? Review with insults! (For Edward) and I'll give you a BIG digital cupcake!