A/N: This is a rewrite of the Friends finale, and onward.

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La La=singing.

Now onto the show!

Joey is holding Chick Jr. in his walks in.

Joey: I can't believe that Rachel's leaving tomorrow, Chick Jr! I just wish I could tell her that I still love her.

Rachel stares in shock.
Rachel: Joey, you're still in love with me?

Joey whips around.
Joey: Rach, you heard that?!

Rachel hugs Joey.
Rachel: Joey, honey, it's alright. You'll go after the right one soon enough.

Joey and Rachel look deeply into each others eyes, and then softly kiss. The kiss turns passionate, and bit by bit, clothes come off and they go into Joey's room, and the door shuts.

Theme song

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

Your jobs a joke,your broke

Your love life's DOA

It's like your always stuck in second gear

Well, it hasn't been your day,your week, your month, or even your year

But, I'll be there for you

When the rain starts to pour

I'll be there for you

Like I've been there before

I'll be there for you

'Cause your there for me too!

Friends, starring JENNIFER ANISTON, COURTNEY COX ARQUETTE, LISA KUDROW, MATT LE BLANC, DAVID SHWIMMER, MATTHEW PERRY.

The Next Morning

Joey and Rachel wake up.

Joey: Rach, last night did we?!

Rachel: We did!

Joey: Do you need any clothes? Plenty of girls have left things at Joey's.

Joey pulls out a dress and Rachel laughs.

Rachel: Thanks, Joey.

Rachel puts it on and walks out. Joey takes out a bag and a ring.

Joey(to self): Joey Tribbiani, pack your bag, your moving to Paris.

Phoebe walks in and sees Rachel coming out of Joey's room in a dress that's not her style, then realizes they slept together.

Rachel: Phoebe! What are you doing here?

Phoebe: Oh my god, you and Joey slept together?

Rachel: We did, but nobody should have known!

Phoebe: Oh, this is so great, I feel like I'm in a musical!La,la,la! When the sun comes out bright and BEAMING! When the moon comes...

Phoebe trails off when Joey walks out.

Phoebe(to self): Guess we'll never know how it ends.

Joey: Hey Phoebs, hey Rach!

Phoebe: Hey Joey! Did you sleep well last night?

Rachel smacks her face. Joey grins.

Joey: Yeah, I slept really well.

Rachel: Phoebs, could you give us a minute?

Phoebe walks out. Joey kisses Rachel for a second before pulling ends and changes to Central Perk, after Gunther confesses to Rachel. Ross walks up to her.

Ross: Rach, I have to tell you that I still love you. Will you be with me for just a few hours?

Rachel: No. I can't, because I'm in love with Joey.

Phoebe and Joey are on the couches, watching this happen. Joey didn't hear the last thing Rachel said.

Phoebe: Joey! Ross tried asking Rachel out, but she rejected him for you! You have to catch her!

Joey: I know. I bought a ticket to Paris, and I'm proposing on the plane! I just have to get my stuff and the ring!

Phoebe: Hurry! I'll get my cab!

Scene shifts to the airport. Joey hands in his ticket. Joey walks to where Rachel's seat is.

Rachel: Joey!

Joey(to man next to her): Can I sit down and talk to her for a second?

The man stands up and Joey sits down.

Joey: I love you, Rachel, and I am easily giving up my whole acting career for you to show I would do anything for you.

Joey grasps her hands and takes out the ring.

Joey: Rachel Green, will you marry me?

Rachel: Oh my god, Joey, of course I will! But you suck at French, how are you going to talk?

Joey slides the ring on her finger.

Joey: I would learn it for you, remember I will do anything for you. Now, I have to get to my seat.

Joey walks toward first-class and sits down in the lounge.

Credits Scene. Credits roll.

Rachel is holding her hand up.

Rachel: My hand feels weird.

Man: Why?

Rachel: Because I'm engaged!