Disclaimer: Don't own FF7, however Kyo and Jill are mine, and so is Alex if I decide to add him.
Authors Note: This is your typical cliche plot of gamers getting sucked into their video game. The characters are somewhat based on 8-Bit Theatre. Basically it's all a stupid parody. Enjoy!
The sounds of music drifted from a small room that was located in a small house. The music was later followed by the voice of a girl and the snores of person sleeping on her couch.
"Kyo! Kyo! Did you see what I just did?!" Jill yelled at her partner. Our spikey-haired female hero replied with another snore; Jill didn't seem to noticed.
"I got my Contain materia to level up! Isn't that great?!" Jill said happily. When she didn't get an answer, Jill peeked over her shoulder and noticed that Kyo was fast alseep.
"KYO!" screamed Jill.
"ARRRGH!" Kyo leaped up and fell onto the carpet. She quickly scrambled to her feet, trying to look as dignified as possible.
"What the heck was that for?!" Kyo snarled. Jill pointed innocently to the screen; where Cloud, Cid, and Vincent were happily leveling up from a battle.
"You woke me for that? Don't you know I need my beauty slee-" Kyo was cut off when Jill's playstation started making funny noises.
"Is that the game or is that thing broken?" Kyo asked. Jill looked puzzled.
"I don't know, maybe I should turn it off," she reached over to switch it off, only to find out it wouldn't turn off. The two girls were silent for a moment, before Jill went into hysterics.
"My playstation's possessed! My playstation's possessed!" she screeched and ran behind Kyo for a shield.
"Hey! Moron! It's not possessed, just broken!" Kyo snapped.
"I'm not either," said a voice from the TV.
"Hey! You're right, Jill! It is possessed!" Kyo said in astonishment.
"Possessed?! You come in here and say that!" said the voice.
So that's exactly what they did.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" cried Jill. She sat up and realized she was sitting in the middle of a grimy-looking town, or more accurately, on top of Kyo.
"Eeee! Kyo! Kyo! Are you okay?!" Jill yelped and leaped off of Kyo.
"Just...fine..." Kyo said, which she wasn't, "where are we? This isn't your room."
"Oh! I know! We must be inside the game! This is so cool!" Jill said.
"Inside the game? That's a pretty stupid idea, don't be ridiculous," Kyo snapped. She then noticed a cheerful looking sign which read "Welcome to Midgar!" written in large friendly letters.
"Um, Jill? Look at this," Kyo pointed to the sign, hoping her friend could give her answers.
"What? The wood on the sign?" Jill asked.
"No, it's-"
"The dead grass surrounding the sign?"
"No, the si-"
"The sleeping bum under the sign holding a liquor bottle?"
"No! What's written on the sign! On the sign!" Kyo said impatiently. Jill read the sign and her jaw hung open.
"Kyo! We're in Midgar!" Jill said.
"That's great, now what's a Midgar?" Kyo asked, having no knowledge of the Final Fantasy world.
"Silly Kyo, Midgar's the place you start at in Final Fantasy Seven," Jill said. Kyo allowed this information to sink it, which took a while. She then proceed to grab Jill's shirt collar.
"We're in the game?!" Kyo cried, shaking poor Jill.
"Y-yes, Kyo. P-please s-stop doing t-that," Jill said. Kyo did as she was told, although somewhat reluctantly.
"All right, all right, we need to calm down and think things through," Kyo said aloud, "what do other people do when they get stuck in video games?"
"Um, beat the game so they can fulfill their purpose and return to their world?" Jill asked.
"Nah, that's silly-Hey! You might be onto something," Kyo said, "so all we have to do is beat this game and go home?" Jill nodded.
"Great! How long is this game?" Kyo asked, ready to get started on beating the game and going home as soon as possible.
"Three discs long, it took me months just to get to the game's final boss," Jill said.
"Three discs?! We could be here for an eternity!" screamed Kyo. People who passed by looked at her strangely, but continued walking.
"Don't worry, Kyo, I'm sure we'll have fun," Jill said.
"I don't want to have fun, I want to go home and go to sleep," Kyo pouted.
"Well why don't we start looking around? I think we're in...we're in..." Jill looked around, "Sector six...or was it eight? Seven? No, that's where Tifa's bar is. We're in the place with the Honeybee Inn though," Jill said.
"In other words, you don't have a clue where we are," Kyo said frowning.
"Nope!"
Our two heroes walked along the streets silently. Jill was too preoccupied by the fact that she was walking around in Sector Six...Eight...Ten? No-ah forget it. Kyo was still pouting and making mean faces at anyone who tried to talk to her, but that really didn't stop anyone. Kyo's mean faces didn't really look that threatening. The fact that she usually had to look up to make these mean faces didn't help either.
"Stupid tall people," Kyo complained loudly, earning a few glares.
"What's wrong, Kyo?" Jill asked.
"I'm tired, hungry, and the guy over there is looking at me funny," Kyo said sadly.
"Well there's an inn, but we don't have any money," Jill said.
"Well that's just great!" Kyo threw her hands up, "we're going to starve before we even get to beat the game!"
"All we have to do is find enemies, beat them, and take their money," Jill said.
"We don't have weapons though," Kyo pointed out.
"We don't?! Oh no!" Jill fell to her knees and began to cry. Kyo looked away in shame.
"Maybe we should just continue on with the storyline," Kyo said.
"That's a good idea! To the Shinra Building!" Jill quickly recovered and jumped onto her feet.
"Where the heck is the Shinra Building and why do we need to go there?" Kyo asked.
"I'll explain on the way, but first we need a battery!"
"A battery?!" Jill grabbed the confused Kyo's arm and hurried away to harass the Weapons Guy for a battery.
Authors Note: This is your typical cliche plot of gamers getting sucked into their video game. The characters are somewhat based on 8-Bit Theatre. Basically it's all a stupid parody. Enjoy!
The sounds of music drifted from a small room that was located in a small house. The music was later followed by the voice of a girl and the snores of person sleeping on her couch.
"Kyo! Kyo! Did you see what I just did?!" Jill yelled at her partner. Our spikey-haired female hero replied with another snore; Jill didn't seem to noticed.
"I got my Contain materia to level up! Isn't that great?!" Jill said happily. When she didn't get an answer, Jill peeked over her shoulder and noticed that Kyo was fast alseep.
"KYO!" screamed Jill.
"ARRRGH!" Kyo leaped up and fell onto the carpet. She quickly scrambled to her feet, trying to look as dignified as possible.
"What the heck was that for?!" Kyo snarled. Jill pointed innocently to the screen; where Cloud, Cid, and Vincent were happily leveling up from a battle.
"You woke me for that? Don't you know I need my beauty slee-" Kyo was cut off when Jill's playstation started making funny noises.
"Is that the game or is that thing broken?" Kyo asked. Jill looked puzzled.
"I don't know, maybe I should turn it off," she reached over to switch it off, only to find out it wouldn't turn off. The two girls were silent for a moment, before Jill went into hysterics.
"My playstation's possessed! My playstation's possessed!" she screeched and ran behind Kyo for a shield.
"Hey! Moron! It's not possessed, just broken!" Kyo snapped.
"I'm not either," said a voice from the TV.
"Hey! You're right, Jill! It is possessed!" Kyo said in astonishment.
"Possessed?! You come in here and say that!" said the voice.
So that's exactly what they did.
"Ow! Ow! Ow!" cried Jill. She sat up and realized she was sitting in the middle of a grimy-looking town, or more accurately, on top of Kyo.
"Eeee! Kyo! Kyo! Are you okay?!" Jill yelped and leaped off of Kyo.
"Just...fine..." Kyo said, which she wasn't, "where are we? This isn't your room."
"Oh! I know! We must be inside the game! This is so cool!" Jill said.
"Inside the game? That's a pretty stupid idea, don't be ridiculous," Kyo snapped. She then noticed a cheerful looking sign which read "Welcome to Midgar!" written in large friendly letters.
"Um, Jill? Look at this," Kyo pointed to the sign, hoping her friend could give her answers.
"What? The wood on the sign?" Jill asked.
"No, it's-"
"The dead grass surrounding the sign?"
"No, the si-"
"The sleeping bum under the sign holding a liquor bottle?"
"No! What's written on the sign! On the sign!" Kyo said impatiently. Jill read the sign and her jaw hung open.
"Kyo! We're in Midgar!" Jill said.
"That's great, now what's a Midgar?" Kyo asked, having no knowledge of the Final Fantasy world.
"Silly Kyo, Midgar's the place you start at in Final Fantasy Seven," Jill said. Kyo allowed this information to sink it, which took a while. She then proceed to grab Jill's shirt collar.
"We're in the game?!" Kyo cried, shaking poor Jill.
"Y-yes, Kyo. P-please s-stop doing t-that," Jill said. Kyo did as she was told, although somewhat reluctantly.
"All right, all right, we need to calm down and think things through," Kyo said aloud, "what do other people do when they get stuck in video games?"
"Um, beat the game so they can fulfill their purpose and return to their world?" Jill asked.
"Nah, that's silly-Hey! You might be onto something," Kyo said, "so all we have to do is beat this game and go home?" Jill nodded.
"Great! How long is this game?" Kyo asked, ready to get started on beating the game and going home as soon as possible.
"Three discs long, it took me months just to get to the game's final boss," Jill said.
"Three discs?! We could be here for an eternity!" screamed Kyo. People who passed by looked at her strangely, but continued walking.
"Don't worry, Kyo, I'm sure we'll have fun," Jill said.
"I don't want to have fun, I want to go home and go to sleep," Kyo pouted.
"Well why don't we start looking around? I think we're in...we're in..." Jill looked around, "Sector six...or was it eight? Seven? No, that's where Tifa's bar is. We're in the place with the Honeybee Inn though," Jill said.
"In other words, you don't have a clue where we are," Kyo said frowning.
"Nope!"
Our two heroes walked along the streets silently. Jill was too preoccupied by the fact that she was walking around in Sector Six...Eight...Ten? No-ah forget it. Kyo was still pouting and making mean faces at anyone who tried to talk to her, but that really didn't stop anyone. Kyo's mean faces didn't really look that threatening. The fact that she usually had to look up to make these mean faces didn't help either.
"Stupid tall people," Kyo complained loudly, earning a few glares.
"What's wrong, Kyo?" Jill asked.
"I'm tired, hungry, and the guy over there is looking at me funny," Kyo said sadly.
"Well there's an inn, but we don't have any money," Jill said.
"Well that's just great!" Kyo threw her hands up, "we're going to starve before we even get to beat the game!"
"All we have to do is find enemies, beat them, and take their money," Jill said.
"We don't have weapons though," Kyo pointed out.
"We don't?! Oh no!" Jill fell to her knees and began to cry. Kyo looked away in shame.
"Maybe we should just continue on with the storyline," Kyo said.
"That's a good idea! To the Shinra Building!" Jill quickly recovered and jumped onto her feet.
"Where the heck is the Shinra Building and why do we need to go there?" Kyo asked.
"I'll explain on the way, but first we need a battery!"
"A battery?!" Jill grabbed the confused Kyo's arm and hurried away to harass the Weapons Guy for a battery.