Author's Note: Merry Christmas, guys! :D This is my first time writing an Ouran High School Host Club fanfic! -claps- And yep, I want to publish something on Christmas since I couldn't publish something on 11/11/11. -shot- I'll update my GA fic soon. Maaaaybe. ;)
Inspiration: Christmas, Facebook and other Facebook stories on FFN. :)
Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC nor Facebook, obviously.
Christmas with Facebook
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Haruhi Fujioka Merry Christmas, guys! :) God bless you!
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Tamaki Suoh, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Kyouya Ootori and 9 others like this.
Kyouya Ootori Much as I adore you, I am disappointed that we have such a muddleheaded member in our host club.
58 minutes ago · Like · 3 people like this.
Tamaki Suoh Whut, whut, whut, whut, whut? Kyouya, you ADORE Haruhi? O_O And what do you mean she's muddleheaded? How can you insult our dearest little daughter? ;'(
58 minutes ago · Like
Hikaru Hitachiin Lord, we would appreciate it if you stopped acting gay for once in your life. =_=" ... In that case, you're just as muddleheaded as Haruhi is.
57 minutes ago· Like · 5 people like this.
Tamaki Suoh That hurt! I'm not acting gay! ;A; What the hell do you mean? TT_TT I can't bear to see my cute little daughter getting bullied by you freaks! :O
57 minutes ago· Like
Kyouya Ootori Who's the freak now, Tamaki? For the love of God, tear your eyes away from those pictures of Haruhi and look at the calendar!
57 minutes ago· Like · 8 people like this.
Tamaki Suoh *blushes* W-what are you talking about? What pictures? *innocent look*
55 minutes ago· Like · 3 people like this.
Haruhi Fujioka I'm sorry, my laptop's date thingy went crazy. I thought it was 25 Dec today. Merry Christmas Eve, then. :) And why is your (virtual) face so red, senpai? Do you have a fever or something?
53 minutes ago· Like
Kaoru Hitachiin I pity you, Lord. I really do.
53 minutes ago· Like · 7 people like this.
Hikaru Hitachiin Kaoru, you're here! I missed you, even though I'm right beside you. ;)
52 minutes ago· Like · 1 person likes this.
Kaoru Hitachiin Aww, Hikaru, you're so cute! ;D
52 minutes ago· Like · 1 person like this.
Haruhi Fujioka ... Please don't do this incestuous love thing on my status. And Tamaki-senpai? Where did you go?
51 minutes ago· Like · 2 people like this.
Tamaki Suoh *still in a state of shock*
51 minutes ago· Like · 3 people like this.
Kyouya Ootori Haruhi, you may be dense, but I never thought you'd be this dense.
51 minutes ago· Like · 8 people like this.
Haruhi Fujioka ... Oh, you guys are so weird. I can never understand you. I'm out of here.
49 minutes ago· Like
Kyouya Ootori You're one to talk, Haruhi.
49 minutes ago· Like · 5 people like this.
Tamaki Suoh *blushes*
48 minutes ago· Like · 4 people like this.
Haruhi Fujioka wants to kill Tamaki Suoh on Christmas Day.
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Kyouya Ootori, Hikaru Hitachiin and 7 others like this.
Kyouya Ootori I can provide the guns or knives... Now which do you prefer?
2 hours ago· Like · 4 people like this.
Mitsukuni Haninozuka Kyou-chan, you're scary. o.o"Aww, why, Haru-chan? Did Tama-chan bully you? D:
2 hours ago· Like
Kyouya Ootori Scary is my middle name.
2 hours ago· Like · 2 people like this.
Haruhi Fujioka I don't even want to talk about it.
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Tamaki Suoh Waaaah, I'm sorry, Haruhi! I didn't know that you didn't want a bikini for your Christmas present! TT_TT I-it's just that the evil twins said that you would like it! And Kyouya, you're damn right about that scary thing. You should totally change your name to Kyouya Scary Ootori! ;A;
2 hours ago· Like · 5 people like this.
Hikaru Hitachiin Lord, you're just too innocent and dense for your own good. ;)
2 hours ago· Like · 10 people like this.
Kaoru Hitachiin You should know better than to trust us, Lord! Ahahahaha! I bet Haruhi likes our presents much more than yours, so there! :P
2 hours ago· Like · 4 people like this.
Mitsukuni Haninozuka Waaaaah, Tama-chan, you're so mean!
2 hours ago· Like · 2 people like this.
Haruhi Fujioka Normally I'd say that it's the thought that counts when it comes to presents, but I don't think I could say the same for your perverted thoughts, Tamaki-senpai. :/
2 hours ago· Like · 5 people like this.
Tamaki Suoh It's those devils' fault! Forgive me, Haruhi! TT_TT Forgive Daddy! You cannot kill your own Daddy!
2 hours ago· Like
Haruhi Fujioka I don't remember having two fathers. ==
2 hours ago· Like · 3 people like this.
Hikaru Hitachiin Haha, epic fail! :P
2 hours ago· Like · 2 people like this.
Takashi Morinozuka Merry Christmas, everyone.
2 hours ago· Like
Kaoru Hitachiin ... Talk about random. Mori-senpai, I don't think Christmas is even in the topic anymore.
2 hours ago· Like · 3 people like this.
Takashi Morinozuka I hope you guys liked the Christmas presents I picked out.
2 hours ago· Like
Hikaru Hitachiin Oh, we loved them all right. We loved that... that Justin Beaver, I mean Bieber, CD all right. ^^;; And yeah, Christmas isn't in the topic anymore!
2 hours ago· Like · 4 people like this.
Takashi Morinozuka I'm glad you liked it. It seemed to be all the rage among teenagers.
2 hours ago· Like
Kaoru Hitachiin So we're not normal teenagers, huh?
2 hours ago· Like · 2 people like this.
Hikaru Hitachiin You're not normal, you're special to me, Kaoru. *tilts your chin and gazes into your eyes* We just happen to dislike Justin Bieber.
2 hours ago· Like · 1 person likes this.
Takashi Morinozuka You... dislike him?
2 hours ago· Like
Hikaru Hitachiin Uh, no! We absolutely love your Christmas present, Mori-senpai! :D *sweatdrops*
2 hours ago· Like · 4 people like this.
Tamaki Suoh Hah, right back at you, Hikaru! Epic fail! :P Who said the topic isn't Christmas anymore, huh? Take that! :DDD
2 hours ago· Like
Kaoru Hitachiin ... You're so childish, Lord.
2 hours ago· Like · 9 people like this.
Haruhi Fujioka I couldn't agree more, Kaoru.
2 hours ago· Like · 7 people like this.
Tamaki Suou is sulking in emo corner. I cannot believe this is happening to me. I got a Justin Bieber CD, my oh-so-adorable daughter disowned me, I got called childish and an epic fail and my dearest Haruhi hates me, ON CHRISTMAS! T_T
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Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin and 3 others like this.
Haruhi Fujioka Stop being such a drama king, will you, senpai? =="
50 minutes ago· Like · 2 people like this.
Tamaki Suou *shot* HARUHI! T_T Please don't add salt onto Daddy's wound!
50 minutes ago· Like
Kyouya Scary Ootori I believe you should change your name to Tamaki Drama-King Suou.
49 minutes ago· Like · 3 people like this.
Tamaki Suou Oh my God! You took my advice! *bursts out laughing at Kyouya's name*
47 minutes ago· Like · 1 person likes this.
Kyouya Scary Ootori I did not treat it as an advice. I'm not out of my mind yet. I just treated it as a joke. And your mood sure changes fast, Drama King. Weren't you growing mushrooms in your emo corner just eight minutes ago?
47 minutes ago· Like · 2 people like this.
Tamaki Suou Oh, right. *goes back to emo corner and sulks* Haruhi hates me. Hmph. My life has no meaning anymore!
46 minutes ago· Like
Haruhi Fujioka Drama King as always... ==" I don't hate you though. Are you nuts? I may be pissed at you for the whole stupid present thing, but you're actually a nice guy, senpai. :)
40 minutes ago· Like
Tamaki Suou *springs up from emo corner* HAH! HEAR THAT, I MEAN, SEE THAT, MOMMY KYOUYA? Haruhi likes me! Ahahahaha! I'm so happy I could die! *dances* You know what I want for Christmas, Haruhi? :D You didn't give me one this morning because of the whole bikini thing. TT_TT
39 minutes ago· Like
Kyouya Scary Ootori I see that, Drama King.
38 minutes ago· Like
Haruhi Fujioka I don't...? And stop mentioning that B-word. -.-
38 minutes ago· Like · 1 person likes this.
Tamaki Suou Check the 'needs review' thing on your profile. :D
37 minutes ago· Like
Haruhi Fujioka listed Tamaki Drama-King Suou as her father.
Like · Comment · 30 minutes ago
Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Kyouya Scary Ootori, Tamaki Drama-King Suou and 10 others like this.
Haruhi Fujioka What a weird name, senpai. If you don't change it, you will not be my father on Facebook.
25 minutes ago· Like · 3 people like this.
Tamaki Drama-King Suou Yes, daughter! :D
25 minutes ago· Like
Haruhi Fujioka listed Tamaki Suou as her father.
Like · Comment · 15 minutes ago
Tamaki Suou, Kaoru Hitachiin, Hikaru Hitachiin and 8 others like this.
Kyouya Scary Ootori What a crazy, delusional pair. A match made in Heaven.
13 minutes ago· Like · 17 people like this.
So, that's it. :D I hoped you enjoy it and that it was okay... :3 I hoped that it was funny too, but I don't think it is. XD It's my first time writing Facebook-style too. Anyway, once again, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! ^^ My only Christmas wish is... reviews! Surely you'd help me achieve it? -puppy eyes- Hahahaha! If there are any mistakes, do tell me. I've no time to proof read it. :3 Thank you for reading this! God bless you!
-25/12/11