Bitch, I'm fabulous!

Or The avengers and Loki's adventure in New York City.

Or Burn it to the ground! (inspired by the nickelback song)

Chapter one- food.

Stark strummed the first chord of Black Sabbath's best on his air guitar, while dancing round his favourite living room in the Stark towers. The volume was almost deafening, all but shaking the entire room and its contents alive.

Bruce stomped into the room, almost breaking the glass door and pulled out the stereo-systems cord dramatically.

Tony almost fell over as he turned around and was met with a rather more than pissed off Scientist in his nightclothes.

" I am trying to read, and then possibly sleep! IT IS ELEVEN O'CLOCK AT NIGHT" Bruce yelled but finally lowered his voice and pleaded "please, try to keep it down."

"Why are you getting ready for bed?" frowned Tony, which Bruce just rolled his eyes at and pointed out that maybe it was because that's what people do at night, sleep. At this Tony started laughing:

"not tonight!"

and with this Bruce finally remember that they had arranged for Thor and Steven to come round. He suddenly felt very silly but also had to laugh slightly to himself.

"Oh god! Shit, yeah, I absolutely forgot"Bruce slumped into a nearby armchair as he spoke but his bum had hardly touch the cushion before Tony was picking him back up and pushing in the direction of the door and his room.

"Evidently, now go and make yourself pretty before they arrive, we can't very well have people round with you in your PJ's"

Bruce laughed at his 'Tower-mate' and jumped up the metal stairs while Tony put his music back on at full volume and continued where he had left off.

" What manor of sound is this! It neither gladdens the heart nor tells tales of great deeds!" Thor Bellowed upon entrance, putting his ear to the massive speaker, which would have deafened if not thrown over a mere mortal. Bruce turned off the infernal racket for the second time as Tony had attempted to slap Thor on the back playfully but the demi-god hadn't even noticed and Tony had almost broke his hand.

"do you never get tired of speaking like that?" Stark jested.

Captain America also followed Thor in and was greeted in turn as well. But while they were chatting with jokes, laughs they didn't realise they had left the door open.

" well I must say, this tower of yours is quite amazing; simply brilliant" came a familiar voice from the door way, they all tuned to see his smug smirk.

"Brother! I had began to wonder where you had got to" Thor exclaimed rather clumsily.

" good evening boys" Loki greeted as he walked through the room "I just love your decorator, you've got to give me his number" he complimented in his disconnected way.

"what is that doing here" Bruce was the first to speak and had directed his comment to Thor but largely to his new friends as well. It was evident in his voice that Loki's presence upset him and the god of mischief himself found a good amount of comfort in that. The two had never gotten on, maybe it was because they shared a lot of the same insecurity's? or was it that Loki was what Bruce was afraid he was and had become- the monster parents tell there kids about? Either way, although none in team liked Loki but it was only Bruce who had a real vendetta against him.

" why, serving his punishment of course! He is to be kept under my surveillance for seven dawns!" Thor beamed smugly, oblivious and very proud of himself.

"A WEEK!" Bruce yelled without thinking. He closed his eyes to try and stop himself, it sometimes works if he escapes for a little while. He took a deep breath. Tony was eyeing him carefully, oh how he did worry sometimes.

"a-a week. Are you, are you crazy? I thought the Norse gods were evil, didn't you like sow his mouths together once?"

Captain America winced and looked at Loki like really! But got ignored, he was getting used to it.

Thor on the other hand was rather confused, what that got to do with anything and yes a week!

"Bruce?" Tony spoke softly, just checking, he had found before that looks can be very deceiving, but Bruce had replied quickly almost snapping.

"i'mfine."

Tony was exactly happy with his reply but he could make things worst by pressing so he just smiled at him awkwardly.

Thor didn't speak but gave Bruce a questioning glare. Bruce looked over at Tony and then back at Thor again.

"you know what, never mind. It doesn't matter" he clarified to Steve who questioned his reaction. " "let's eat" he faked a smile and chewed on his bottom lip before walking towards the sofa and falling on to it.

"well this should be fun" Steve mutter sarcastically as they all followed Bruce over to the seating area.