Lion King and Resident Evil argument with RWM

I own nothing but this plot and the story that it refers to and the character Resistant Warrior Madman.

Hello Viewers, I'll finally show you what happened when I let TLK and RE into my Savannah hut. Now you may ask, "How did you dodge Wesker?"

But I didn't everyone I write in FanFiction knows not to harm the Resistant Warrior Madman but I forgot to say my laptop was out of bounds and teaching cubs to use a laptop was wrong.

Here is what happened:

I, Resistant Warrior Madman, was on the run from the CDC again when I came across my FanFiction portal. After entering it, it sent me to the backstage of Chris' Final War. A person took me to my office with a line of angry characters in front of it.

After having a coffee Wesker type 1 kicked in my wall and snapped, "Why do you authors always make me the bad guy? I want to have a different background!"

I told Wesker, "Wesker type 2 won't be evil in a sequel. But it's hard to imagine a non-evil wesker. You can leave but we will replace you with Justin Bieber."

Wesker went, "You wouldn't. That would ruin me totally."

I then told Wesker, "If I add a scene what shows your childhood that makes people feel sad, will you shut up?"

"That's better RWM", Wesker said before leaving.

Kopa was next to enter the room and asked calmly, "Is this set, Chris' Final War and will you kill me off like everyone?"

I asked Kopa, "You're not going to die and why did you forget it was Chris' Final War and where's my laptop?"

Kopa started to build up and told me, "I accidentally deleted it. I hope you don't hate me."

I told him, "I won't kill you off. Also it'll give me more time to re-plan the story. But do you actually like Vitani?"

Kopa replied slightly blushing, "As a friend. Not how everyone else thinks."

I told Kopa, "That's not what I saw on the security camera. You two were kissing and I can prove it. But I will show your moms."

Something happened after I said that and he left in a fit of anger and me needing 6 stitches on my right side of my face.

4hrs later Chris Redfield and Leon S Kennedy stormed in my office saying one of them has to go. Leon told me, "If Chris is going to die he will have to leave. But he says I must leave?"

Chris spat back, "I'll die near the end. So you're the only one of us to leave."

Leon told Chris, "I save your life more than 5 times in this then you save me."

I told the two, "If you two can't get along I'll have you replaced. Now come back after going on Jeremy Kyle."

Simba finally chose to enter and told me, "I can't get over why the script is killing me off?"

RWM told him, "I won't use that version. My friend gave you the wrong copy. I apologise for the inconvenience this might have caused."

Simba also asked, "Why are you more stressed?"

"Kopa deleted my work so it won't be completed for a certain amount of time", Simba was told by me.

Simba told me, "I'll punish Kopa for that. He shouldn't be messing with your technology."

"Kopa doesn't deserve a punishment. I told him it was okay. Kopa was almost crying because he thought I was mad with him", I told Simba before continuing to answer questions and solve the Chris' Final War characters problems.

R&R then remember RWM is running from another CDC and still has 4+ more chapters of questions to answer and Zira wants to have her say.

Resistant Warrior Madman Signing off.