Yeah, here I am, the great Mochible-nim, cramming a story like, six hours before 2011.

Disclaimer: I think we've established I don't own Super Junior, because that would be bad for Sungmin's health.

Enjoy!


CHAPTER 1 - Rated M Doesn't Mean Rated Magnae


Henry Lau stared up at the tall building before him, glancing down at the white package in his hands in between.

Taking a deep breath, he stepped into the building.

"Oh, hello, Mr. Lau," greeted the guard.

"Hello, ajusshi. I have a package from Leeteuk-hyung...?"

"Oh, go right up."

"But I―"

"It's okay, kid. I don't think they'd mind, you're one of them," the guard said, smiling.

"Alright," and he ventured into the Super Junior dormitory.

He tiptoed cautiously through the hall, expecting something to fly at him. Fortunately, he managed to make it to the elevator unharmed.

Who did Leeteuk-hyung want me to give this to? he thought, I'm pretty sure it was Hyukjae-hyung... I'll go try him first.

When he got out of the elevator, he made sure to stick to the walls to avoid any flying objects.

He knew whose door was whose because he had been there before (and the Carnival animals outside each door helped too), so, keeping his back on the wall, he pushed open the door with the anchovy.

As soon as he went in, a terrible stench assailed his nostrils. He gagged, but swallowed the smell. I have to do what Leeteuk-hyung wants me to do.

Curiously, the room was immaculately clean, the kind of room you'd expect to have a crisp pine scent.

Henry clutched the package closer to himself, and, holding his breath, walked into Eunhyuk's bedroom.

Hyukjae had his back to the door, sitting before a computer.

Henry sighed, relieved the package would be delivered safely.

But of course, something had to happen.

Something had to interfere.

Because, alas, Henry's life was not an easy one.

Oh how Henry regretted looking at the screen, before he passed out in the doorway.


Woot! Chapter one done in less than five minutes. XD

Yay, five hours and a half before me and Sungmin celebrate our birthday!

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