Chapter 1:
On one stormy night in New York City, tony walks into his room and a bottle of scotch in his right hand, seeing Steve asleep like a little baby, tony glances into the bed sheets and sees Steve just in his Captain America underwear. Tony smiles and leans over to Steve's face and kisses him goodnight, while tony pulls back to open his bottle of scotch, Steve bites his lips and said "hey tony I've missed you, hmmm tony, your lips taste like cherries" Tony Blushes and opens his bottle of scotch and takes a sip, Steve being envious, grabbed Tony's drink and chugged the drink. Tony gave a dirty look "hey that was my drink!'
Steve laughs and apologises and grabbed his watch and looked at the time, the time was 2am, Steve looks at tony, Steve opened his eyes and gave tony and said "Babe, do you want to go food shopping tomorrow?, knowing tony would say no, because every time he went shopping for food, or any type of shopping he would be stared at and asked for his autograph and photo's.
tony laughs and says no, I'm to busy anyway, because I have to repair my armour suit when Bruce ripped the mask off, anyway babe I'm tired, chat tomorrow" Steve disappointed about what tony said, which he knew it was completely bullshit, anyway he would buy tony that nice shirt he loves, tony kisses his head and quietly said goodnight babe and kisses his forehead and switches off the table lamp, Steve closes his eyes and smiles. The next morning tony woke up, feeling bad about lying to Steve, he wiped his hand through this hair, and walked to the bathroom, and washes his face, he grabbed a towel and wiped his face and stared at himself in the mirror and was thinking "maybe I should just go shopping, but just cover the ark reactor, just maybe, Tony turned on the shower and he took off his pyjamas and wore a towel around his hips, he thought to himself while the water heats up he could walk to the kitchen and got a glass of orange juice and quickly be back when the water is nice and warm.
Tony walked into the kitchen and opened the stainless steel fridge and saw the orange juice had just enough for one person, so tony opened the lid of the drink , and drank straight from the bottle, and placed the empty carton back into the fridge, he walked back to the shower and took off his towel and walked into the shower. After a few minutes Steve hears that tony is in the shower and said that he might join him in the shower, he walks to the kitchen only in his captain America underwear and grabbed a glass out for some orange juice, when he opened the fridge to see an empty carton.
Steve grabbed the empty juice carton, Steve was pissed off, he muttered to himself and chucked out the carton into the bin, luckily he saw 2 oranges in the fridge, Steve turns on the television and watches the news, Steve was to occupied with the news, Steve cuts his finger, Steve yells from the citrus fruit juice goes on his cut, tony overheard the yell over his music he was listening to, he grabbed his towel, and sneakily walked into the bedroom to grab a baseball bat under their bed, thinking there was an intruder in the building, he sneakily walks into the kitchen and see's Steve bending down looking for the first aid kit under the sink, tony stops and places the baseball bat on the ground and start staring at his ass, thinking he found the beautifulness guy and that he is truly in love, tony tip toed behind Steve, and grabs his two hands and grabbed his ass, Steve without knowing who it was, quickly turned around and punches tony in the nose, tony plunged to the ground and blackout, Steve in shock grabs a towel from the bathroom , and some ice from the freezer and wraps the ice into the towel, Steve grabs a bottle of water from the fridge and flings some water on his face.
Tony blinked twice and said with his groggy voice "WTF Steve, why did you punch me ?, Steve laughs and apologises and said "you know daymn straight I don't like people scaring me and grabbing my ass without me knowing who it is", tony laughs and says "ahah hey, I might as well go shopping with you, I don't want no one grabbing your ass, except me, but I don't want people to know who I am ,because today I'm not in the mood of signing anything, and anyway you don't know what type of tea I like", Steve laughs and says "you are the best superhero boyfriend ever, but first we go we have to clean the mess on the floor and finish off that shower"
Tony sitting down on the lounge watching the weather, thinking what to wear to the shops, tony glanced at Steve's sexy ass in his specially made underwear wiping the floor, tony was a little bothered and worried that he hasn't chatted to Natasha, Clint, thor, they all don't know that me and Steve are bi and in a relationship together, all of them know I'm a whore and I sleep with a lot of women, but it will be a shock to them that I'm sleeping with the Mr rogers, hmmm, tony thought to himself that he could pretend that he was straight, Steve walks up to tony and said "babe well everything is all clean, maybe it's time for that shower we are waiting for, until that little accident happened, Tony got up from the sofa, and gave a dirty look and laughed, Steve laughed and said "no, I'm not doing what you are thinking of", tony quickly replied and said "let's just make it that we can save water" they both walked into the bathroom and removed there towel and walked into the shower.