Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Everyone had always thought that when he would eventually come back that i would be an emotional disaster, that I wouldn't be able to continue on with my life, succumb to the darkness that had always resided inside my heart.
My life to say the least had been eventful for the past five years, between finding out that i was the holder of one of the most powerful demons in all history, to partnering up to someone i never thought possible.
...
Grumbling, I pushed my silver hair out of my face and turned towards the noise emanating from the kitchen, it had been three years since anyone stupid enough tryed to break into my house. In that short span of time i managed to make a name for myself, get a page in the Bingo Book, and become friends with the most notorious criminals in the world. So you could say that whoever was down there was an idiot.
I grinned and summoned one of my lesser katanas from the tattoo on my arm and made my way towards the kitchen, time to have some fun.
Continuing down my hallway, I peaked around the wall to see about five guys sitting on stools around my counter, nonchalantly drinking coffee like they had all the right in the world to.
I sighed and sealed the sword back up, and lazily took out a kunai and threw it with perfect accuracy towards the one closest to me.
The figures froze and slowly turned around as if surprised to find me in my own house.
"He he he, hey Sakura-chan what are you doing h-home?" Naruto stuttered, sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.
I narrowed my eyes and growled.
He squeaked and jumped behind Shikamaru.
"Its Neji's fault!"
I rolled my eyes, thinking of all the ways that Ibiki had taught me to torture a person without killing them, while Neji sputtered and coughed trying to get the coffee out that was obstructing his airway.
I patted his back until he could breathe normally and waited for him to explain.
"Narutos' lying as you probably already know, the reason we all came here is to bring you to the Hokage's office right when you woke up" He said, staring at me.
"Okay!" I chirped happily, everyone sweatdropped at my whiplash mood swings.
Making my way toward the pot of coffee, I fixed my self a cup and sat down on Shika's lap, seeing as there were no more chairs.
He murmered something unintelligeble, wrapped his arms around my waist and went back to sleep.
"How come you sit on his lap, but when I offer you tell me to piss off?" Kiba asked annoyance and jealously flashing in his eyes.
"Because I love Shika duh" I answered him as if it was the most obviouse reason in the world.
He rolled his eyes and downed the rest of his coffee.
"Come on, Hokage-sama is waiting on us and I for one do not want to be on the receiving end of her wrath or her chakra enhanced strength." Garra snapped and stood up abruptly.
I pouted and dislodged my self from Shikamaru's comfortable lap and wound my arms around Garra's neck, stating up at him with big eyes.
"What's wrong Panda-kun?" I asked innocently, he turned away to hide the barely there blush covering his alabaster cheeks, and murmured something under his breath.
"I cant hear you sweety" I informed him softly, nuzzeling my nose to his neck. I felt his arms wrap tightly around my petite waist and was pulled closer to him, as he leaned in to whisper into my ear.
"Moon Heat, Hime. And unless you want to help me with that i suggest you get dressed and follow us to the Hokage's" He nipped at my earlobe and squeezed his arms one last time before letting me go altogether.
My eyes widened. I had totally forgot about the Moon Heat. Once a year a demon containers natural sexual urges are multiplied by ten and then let loose on unsuspecting civilians.
"Fuck me!" I yelled and ran to my room to get dressed. As I was running I faintly heard a males voice that was distinctively Garra "I would but we broke up remember?"
Ten minutes later I returned in my usual gear, a white wife beater that hugged all my curves, black AnBu pants that were tight at the calves and loose at the thighs, two katanas strapped to my waist, my Zanpacto on my back, and the kunai holster on my thigh.
My waist length silver hair was left down and flowing smoothly over my shoulders and my back.
...
We arrived through the windows each swinging in like monkeys on crack and landed in a kneeling position in front of her desk. I stood up and grinned widely revealing 1 1/2 inch long fangs, and sat on the edge of her desk.
"Sakura, What conversation have we had invloving windows and how we shouldnt use them as doors?" She asked me, chakra building up in her hands, just waiting for me to say something stupid so she could send me sailing half way across the village.
I pretended to think for a moment, stroking an imaginary beard at my chin, "well Tsunade-" I then preceeded to duck out of the way of an oncoming glowing fist that was supposed to connect with my head, but instead split the desk in two.
I cracked up and fell on the ground holding my stomach.
"Hahahaha you broke the desk this time Hun!" I giggled, as Shizue rushed in ready to scold me as she heard wood cracking, but stopped and stared at me, then Tsunade, me, Tsunade, me, Tsunade-
"DAMN'T YOU OLD FART, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO REPLACE THAT DAMN DESK BECAUSE EITHER YOU OR SAKURA ALWAYS END UP FIGHTING AND BREAKING THE THING!" Shizune yelled, a light blush covering her cheeks and she hurried back out the way she came.
I blinked and turned back and stared at Tsunade blankly.
"You gave her Sake again didn't you?" I pointed an accusing finger at her, shaking my head in shame.
She rolled her eyes. "Listen Gaki, that was one time, and you dared me too, so don't be putting all the blame on me!"
"Why on earth would you listen to me! I was thirteen at the time!" I reminded her, waving my arms around my head, trying to emphasize my point.
She shrugged and scratched the back of her head. "Seemed like a good idea at the time to me, but-
"WOULD YOU JUST TELL US WHY WERE HERE?" Naruto screamed out, pulling on his hair.
"Dont have to yell about it, Kami.." Sakura muttered, crossing her arms and pouting.
The blonde gave a battle cry and tackled Sakura. She snarled and they each got their hands around each others throats, trying to strangle one another, or atleast see who passes out first from loss of oxygen.
The others ignored them, calmly discussing why they were supposed to be here in the first place.
The Godamie said one sentence that made everyone freeze.
"He's back"