Boring.
Completely and utterly boring.
That was the only word that came to Minerva's mind.
Fun to look at, but boring.
Wilford B. Wolf was extremely boring. Don't get her wrong he was a nice guy, intelligent, always took her on dates that should be romantic, and incredibly gorgeous every full moon.
He's the perfect guy, you know if he grew a personality. It should be illegal for a toon to be this…this… boring!
"Minerva sweetheart are you alright?" tuning out when he talked vastly improved the relationship and helped in progress.
"Yes Wilford. You know it's getting really late I should be heading of for my beauty sleep."
"Next full moon?"
"Of course." It wasn't like she had much of a choice anymore. Wilford was too sweet to say no. The time she had gotten to know him is a time she found it harder and harder to break is heart. Besides he was now part of the rut she had been stuck in lately.
Though Wilford did love her for something deeper for her looks. So she supposed it wasn't all bad to be with him.
Minerva sighed plopping on her bed. Her date had wore her down more than she thought.
"Maybe a shopping trip would cheer me up." She mumbled.
Xoxo
Minerva sighed. Not even her shopping bags full of clothes and the extremely cute blouse she was wearing seemed to make her happy.
"Oh poor me." She sighed. The mink continued to examine the blouse with an uninterested look.
"Get over here!" yelled a gruff unattractive voice.
Minerva attention snapped from the blouse to a mall cop chasing three pair of familiar pair of ears up and down the clothes aisle. They were far, but coming closer.
The chase continued; knocking a few clothes down, a girly scream or two, and even a pie being thrown.
She never got more than short glimpse. A tail here, ears there, even the sight of a red nose or hat. The mink felt her eyes narrow to try and get a closer look. "The Warners?"
Minerva allowed herself a small smile. Say what you want about them, but the Warner knew how to have fun.
Though then everything fell silent. The mink felt her shirt get heavy, looking at it now she saw the torso move.
"Hellooo!" Sang Yakko popping out of the left arm hole. He was wearing familiar khaki pants and a white shirt underneath a unbuttoned button down plaid green shirt.
"Hellooo!" Wakko voice popping out the right sleeve a second after his brother. His red hat adorned on his head. He was wearing a light blue hoodie with the 'WB' logo on the front, he even wore pants, blue jeans in fact.
"Hellooo!" Dot sang popping out of the head hole. She was wearing a pink shirt with a red heart in the middle and a jean skirt.
"Hello Nurse!" exclaimed the two brothers.
"Yakko, Wakko." Minerva greeted the two drooling boys. "Hi Dot." She said looking at the miffed sister. "Finding trouble?"
"Us? Never!" Wakko said sounding offended.
"Not even our fault, me and my sibs where just innocently shopping for our dear little sister an-"Yakko got cut off by Dot.
"I'm not little, I'm twelve."
"Fine, our dear short-"
"Only to you bean pole."
Yakko sent his sister a sharp look. "Like I was saying. Our dear short little is in need of some new clothes, and me being the parent figure I am suggested that we took a trip to the infamous Maul. We were minding our own business and our new special friend accused us of stealing."
"Yeah it was obviously Wakko's fault." Dot said pushing her brothers' nose.
"My fault! How is it my fault?"
"I'm not the one who fell out the store with the unpaid for pile of clothes."
"I don't understand why you need so many clothes in the first place"
"I need an update from all the baby clothes that Yakko buys me, I mean what guy is gonna ask me out in those?!"
"Whoa whoa who said you're a loud to date?" Yakko interrupted.
"Oh so it's okay for you and Yakko to chase anything in a skirt, but I can't date a boy?"
"Yes because all boys are dirty and perverted." Wakko said in a matter of fact voice.
"Your boys." Dot pointed out.
"Exactly!" the brothers chorused.
"That's not fair!"
"Life's not fair." Yakko stated.
The Warner's continued their argument, getting off topic and starting new ones. Completely ignoring Minerva and reaming in the shirt holes. They were so caught up in there spat they hadn't noticed the fuming security guard.
"Ahem." Let out the security guard.
"Give us a minute." Wakko responded."
"Ahem, I do believe that we were in the middle of a chase scene."
"Just give us a minute pal." Dot replied in an annoyed tone.
"AHEM!"
"Fine, Fine. We get it, Keep your pants on."
The Warners jumped out of the shirt. Wakko and Dot made a break for the door. Yakko stayed behind.
"Come on." Yakko said giving a light tug on Minerva's arm.
"What?" Minerva was taken back and seriously confused.
"You're coming with us." Yakko stated now pulling the mink along with him.
"Why?" she asked stumbling after him.
"Because you're are hostage."
"Yakko hurry it up!" Dot yelled from the entrance of the boutique.
"Coming sister sib." Yakko picked up Minerva bridle style. "I hope you don't mind this. I know I don't." he gave a wriggle of his brow before taking off.
The eldest Warner kicked into full gear and soon caught up with his younger siblings.
"Why'd you bring her?" Dot asked as they ran full pace.
"Ehhh why not?" Yakko shrugged.
"You got that right big bro, talk about Hello nurse!" Wakko stated happily his tongue flailing in the wind.
"You know you'd be able to go a lot faster if you put me down!" Minerva yelled. "I mean the guards like right behind us."
"Guess we're a little rusty since we decided to take it easy on Ralph."
"You still live on the lot?"
"You two can continue this chat when we're not running away." Dot shouted.
"Wait. Where's Wakko?" Yakko said skidding to a stop.
"Over here!" Wakko cheered emerging for a skate shot three helmets and three skate boards. "I was getting tired of running." He said passing the two of the helmet and skate board combo to Yakko and Dot.
"Have you ever rode one of these things before?" Minerva asked noticing Yakko wobble as he got on his.
"Nope!" the Warner replied simultaneously. Then took off down the mall toward the exit.
"So Minerva what have you been up to?" Yakko said flashing his best charming smile.
The mink looked at him quizzically, of all things he asked that?
"Well I figured since we're going to get married soon, I might as well break the ice." He said giving a trade mark grin.
"Married?"
"Of course. Who else are you going to marry Newt? Wilford?"
"Me hopefully." Wakko added.
"Pretty big age gap there eh bro?"
"Look who's talking there Mr. 18, she probably like 35!"
"21!" Minerva scoffed. "I'll have you know that- doors."
"Doors?" the brothers spoke slowly turning their attention from each other to in front of them where a set of glass doors they were speeding toward.
"AAAAAHHH!" Yakko, Wakko, and Minerva screamed.
Dot sighed giving a roll of her eyes. "It's always up to the one with the most brain cells."
She jumped of her board and grabbed her brother's tails a second before they hit the glass.
"Do Burbank a favor and stop finding property damaging ways to kill yourselves."
"Aw sis didn't know you cared."
"Oh dry up. I just don't want to end up paying for the damages."
"I think she's petrified." Wakko spoke up pointing to the shaking mink nestled deep in Yakko's chest.
"Must be her first near death experience." Yakko smirked, not at all minding the attention.
"F-first."
"We live in a 50 foot water tower how many do you think we have?" Dot rolled her eyes, as if it was a normal thing to have near death experiences.
Minerva didn't really know how to reply to that.
"Can we go home now Yakko? This shopping trip has been a total bust."
"Yeah I want to see if I can regain some of my man hood on the way home." Wakko brought up.
"Alright, we're leaving." Yakko rolled his. "So Minerva since I still for your attention, I though it be a good time to ask you out."
"Like on a date?" Okay so some aspect of the Warner brother could count as cute and charming, but an actual date with him? Ha! "Sorry, but it wouldn't work out." Minerva gave him a kiss on the head. At first he stood there frozen, she took this opportunity to jump out of his arms. Yakko then fell on his back a goofy grin on his face.
"See you around Warner."
"W-wait Minerva." Yakko scrambled to his feet not completely regaining balance, he ran over to the mink. Well more like tripped over his feet toward the mink. "Okay so you're busy tonight, what about tomorrow? Next week?"
"Sorry sweetie I'm just out of your league."
"Just drop by the tower if you change your mind." Yakko called after her as his sister began to drag him out by the collar. "Bye-bye!"
"Bye-bye?" Minerva repeated to herself.
"Stupid!" Yakko's palm met his forehead. "I can't believe I actually said 'bye-bye'." He grimaced still getting dragged by Dot.