No Ordinary Deer
One upon a time there was a horny deer. He wasn't like an ordinary deer. He was just a horny deer. The next day, there were two ninjas walking along a park. Little did they know someone else was around. And so, they began the process of stripping their clothing off. Dick in the girl's mouth, the deer got excited. Ninja girl looked up and saw said deer.
"AHHHHHHHHH" Yelled the male ninja.
The girl ninja had bit into the guy's dick out of shock.
Removing her mouth, the girl ninja apologizes, "I'm sorry sorry sorry! The deer! Look! Its no ordinary deer!"
"BUT MY DICK!"
"Quiet, look behind you!"
And so, the male ninja turned his head to see…
"What? There is nothing there."
"BUT!..." The girl looked and still saw the deer. " Look, right there!"
And so, the male ninja stared and stared. "I see nothing hun. You need to get your eyes checked."
The female ninja sighed, "Wow… that really is no ordinary deer…"