Hello,

My name is Christian Westo- i mean, AngeloItachi, the creator of the first part of the two-episode trilogy. To understand this story, we have to go back in time to a place far far away…


One day, when Freza launched a giant glowing basketball at the planet Vegieina, a baby sayin so powerful to survive the vackioom of space was catapulted to the planet namek.

On namek, namekian MICHAEL BAY TAUGHT THE INFANT OF THE ART OF TERRIBLE PLOTS, CGI AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, EXPLOSIOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!/12!/!/1/12?1!

MICHAEL BAY named the baby saiyun Balls, after his first son, who was a pebble. And so bagan the epick journey of BALLS, THE LEGENDARY SUPER HYPER ALPHA OMEGA


LORD BANKAI BLAZING RAILGUN RASENGAN AWESOME HEDGEHOG saiyan.

One day, balls was having a nap. WHEN SUDENLY. Kid buu, who was looking all over the universe for Gugo and Vejituh.

"I will destroy this planet," said kid buu.

"never," replied BALS

As buu launched a giant glowing grape at balls, balls quickly used the weakest skill that NAMEKIAN MICHAEL BAY had taught him.


He put up his right hand (the one which he uses to do things) and…..


….he….


….scratched his cheek.

HOW WILL BALLS SURVIVE THE DREADFUL ATTACK THAT MAJIN KID BUU HAS LAUNCHED AGAINST HIM AND NAMEK!? WILL HIS NOT-SO-ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE REPEL THE DEATH BALL THAT IS HEADING HIS WAY!? WILL THIS STUPID THING EVEN EVER GET FAMOUS?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT THRILLING CHAPTER, OF BALLBALL P!111!1!