AN:Heyy! I got this idea while reading SS and I don't think theres any others of this soooo... here it is!
Disclaimer: Every time I make a new plan to steal an authors rights, said author always seems to add even more security. Now J. has a giant chess set you need to pass, a troll, flying keys, a potions riddle and plants that strangle you! And I stink at chess... J.K really seems to have put CoS to use though...
1. Don't ask questions.
2. Always be normal.
3. Always be boring.
4. Don't say the 'M' word.
5. Always treat Dudley like a god.
6. Learn to cook by age three.
7. Allow yourself to be treated like a slave.
8. Never compare Dudley to a pig.
9. Fat jokes about Vernon or Dudley are unnessacery and rude.
10. Never call Petunia a horse, or relate her to one in any way.
11. Stay in your cupboard and o not make a sound.
12. Do not use Dudley to test WWW products.
13. Do not offer Dudley taffy.
14. Do not give Dudle a snake for Cristmas.
15. Attaching a fake pig tail to Dudleys pants while he sleeps is not funny and very unorigional.