EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
FORREST GUMP
VS
WOODY
BEGIN
[WOODY]
ALRIGHT FORREST GUMP TIME TO RAPE YOUR FUCKING EAR
WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP IT WILL BE YOUR WORST FEAR
YOUR MOVIE IS BORING IT HAD WAY TOO MANY ORIGIN
YOUR SUCH A KID LIKE ASH AGAIN
I'M THE BESTEST TOY OF ALL THE MOVIE
WHILE YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE TRYING TO FUCK JENNY
ANDY IS THE BEST ONE I EVER HAD
IF YOU KEEP CATCHING SHRIMP AND THAT WILL BE SAD
[FORREST GUMP]
OH SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU NO GOOD FAGGOT
AS A TOY THEY CAN'T TALK I KNOW WHAT IT IS
LIFE IF LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATE YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GANNA GET
NOBODY WANT TO FUCK YOU AS A PET
CAN'T YOU SEE THE SEASON THAT ANDY IS A TEEN
TOO OLD TO FUCK YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SEE
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WITH YOUR SUNNY DAY CARE CENTER
MADE YOU LIFE MISERBLE I AM WAY MORE COOLER
[WOODY]
HEY STOP IT FORREST PLUMP AND SUCK YOUR OWN DICK
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG NO ONE LIKE YOU IN THE PICK
CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT YOUR DOING YOUR MOVIE IS BAD
IT HAD THE F WORD THAT IS JUST SAD
NEVERMIND ABOUT YOU YOUR FRIENDS IS A SHIT
THE CRIPPLE ONE THE JERK AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A BITCH
I WILL ARREST YOU FOREVER AND EVER
YOU WON'T GET AWAY THAT IS WHY I'M COOLER
[FORREST GUMP]
HEY SETTLE DOWN DON'T BREAK YOUR ARM
YOU FUCKED BO PEEP AND THAT WILL BE CHARM
YOU HAD TWO GIRLS BO PEEP AND JESSIE
YOU GOTTA PICK ONE WHO IS IT YOU SHITTY
MY MOVIE IS ADORABLE EVEN WITH TALKING TOY
IT MAY BE FOR GIRLS BUT IT ALSO FOR BOYS
I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING CRAP I'M GOING AWAY
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE AND HAVE A SHITTY DAY
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE