ANFTA:
Myself: Well… random arguments, Neil actually agreeing to do something, and maps shall ensue.
Me: . . . Myself, stop talking.
Myself: Whyyyyyyyyy? I'm not doing anything wrong!! I'm EXPLAINING.
Me: If you call THAT explaining, then Neil isn't obsessed with himself.
Myself: -attempts to put it together- Are you saying… I'm LYING?!
Me: That would be the jest of it…
Myself: Well then.. I shall tell these people that we do not own anything of Class of the Titans OR 6Teen! And Eventually, KINGDOM HEARTS! BWAHAHAHA!!!
Me: . . . . Bravo Captain Obvious..
Myself: YAY!! I WAS RIGHT!! Me wishes she owned Neil. And Jay. And that she could kill Theresa, but she doesn't, so she won't, and/or can't. Which is
good. Anyway, READ IT!
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Five teens, all sixteen, sat around a round yellow table, all drinking lemonades from a blonde girl, who wore an ugly yellow lemon hat.
"Mmm… lemonade. Just the thing to hydrate me." Jen Masterson declared, flipping her brown hair over her shoulder.
"Du…u…ude. This is awesome lemonade," Jude Lizowaski leaned back in his chair, kicking his feet up on the table.
"Jude, where's Star?" Caitlin Cooke, the blonde, asked, leaning over the counter of the Big Squeeze.
"Well, bra, she's at Vegan Island." Jude replied.
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"We're going the wrong way, Jay." Atlanta complained.
"And how, pray tell, do you know?" Theresa asked, leaning on Jay.
"I HAVE A MAP!"
"There were maps?" Archie asked, looking at Herry, Neil and Odie.
"Yeah; your head may have been up your butt when we went by them, but there were maps." Odie smiled at Archie's shocked face.
"Oh! You've been burned!" Neil stated, slinging an arm over Odie.
"Neil…" Herry started, looking concerned.
"What?" Neil asked impatiently.
"I don't think that Odie wants your arm on him."
"And how do you know that?"
"GET YOUR ARM OFF ME!!" Odie exploded, his arms flailing randomly in the air.
"Anyway… how do you know I'm going the wrong way?" Jay pondered.
"Because, genius, the map is upside down." Atlanta said with a devious smirk. Jay looked at the map, then back at Atlanta, glaring.
"Well aren't you the smart one today…"
"Aren't I always?" Atlanta replied coldly, taking the map from Jay and turning it around.
"NO! THAT'S ME! I'M THE SMART ONE!" Odie wailed, pushing his way into the argument… as always.
"No you aren't!"
"Yes I am!"
"No way!"
"Yes… WAY!"
"SHUT UP!" Jay growled, his head in his hands. "We ARE trying to get to the Big Squeeze, and we were headed for the Khaki Barn."
"Seven more almost claimed by the Tacky Barn.."
"The what?" Jay asked the purple haired girl who had just appeared. "And WHO are you?"
"The Tacky Barn. I'm Nikki Wong. I work there. I hate it, and the clones, but I nee—"
"Clones?!" Atlanta reached into her pocket, feeling her Bolas. She stopped when Archie put his hand on hers, smiling into her eyes. Atlanta blushed profusely, pulling away.
"I just call them the clones because they look and act the same. They aren't actually clones. Anyway, I need the money so I can travel." Nikki told the group, or those that were listening anyway, as Atlanta and Odie had begun to argue about the relationship Archie and Atlanta had… or didn't… have.
"Why does he have to act like that?! He's so—" Odie was abruptly cut off by Archie putting his hand over the kid-genius's mouth.
"Okay, moving on." Archie laughed nervously, with Odie trying to continue his rant through Archie's hand.
"Right… Well, we'd better get going then. Come on, guys." Jay began to walk the wrong way… again.
"Wait – did I hear you say you were going to the Big Squeeze?" When everyone nodded, (Yes, even Neil, who was too thirsty to complain about Archie's hushed scolding of Odie with some witty comment or another), Nikki continued, "I'm on my way to the lemon, so follow me." Jay turned to Theresa, who shrugged, and put her arm in his, leading him behind Nikki to the lemon.
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ANFTA:
Myself: TADA!! CHAPTER ONE IS COMPLETE!!
Me: No duh…
Myself: Don't be mean!!
Me: Dude… I am mean. Like Daymond, some days…
Myself: SHH! THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT DAYMOND YET!!
Me: Well now they do… -maniacal laughter inserted here-
Myself: Oh boy… Ah well… Daymond's cool anyway…
Me: Is he even in Chapter two??
Myself: -Checks- YEP!! He is!!
Me: WOO HOO!!