Chapter 1

I've always liked Oran host club. My favorite being Kyoya-senpai and Mori-senpai is super cool XD honey-senpai I always mistaken for a little kid. And Haruhi is the cutest one ever! XD now ONWARD TO THE BATTLE FIELD!

"Quick someone stop him he's running out of girl's dorms!" shouted a girl as a long brown haired person jumped out of the third floor window of the girls' dormitory.

"Peeping tom!" shouted another girl, as the person landed he looked back.

"I'm not a peeping tom! And even if I was I wouldn't be peeping at your horrid figures!" he shouted. The girls got angry with the boy and began chasing after him.

"You're the worst kind of boy ever!" shouted the girls as they chased him to the classroom building. The boy ran as fast as he could to avoid the mob of angry girls, he then found himself in the music wing of the building.

"Where'd he go?" one girl shouted, the others looked to her teary eyed and traumatized.

"That boy was the worst ever! How'd he even get into the girl's dorm anyway?" asked another, the girls then decided it was best to give up searching for the boy and went back to their dorms. When he had decided the coast was clear the boy poked his head out of the music room #3.

"Stupid girls." he mumbled.

"Well isn't this interesting; not very often we get a boy to come to our humble little club." A voice said behind him. The boy jumped, turning to see a small group of boys dressed in resonance clothing.

"Wha? Who the heck are you?" he shouted, "And when did you get here?" the blond boy in the prince like Cosplay stepped forth approaching the boy.

"We've been here the whole time of course." He said. "Behold for I am Tamaki; Prince type."

"Prince wha?" the boy asked, the little blond boy stood up next dressed in a resonance clown Cosplay.

"And I'm Mistkuni, but you can just call me honey-senpai; everyone else does." He said. The boy gave the kid a strange look. "And this is Mori-chan"

"There's no way I'm calling a little kid 'senpai.'" He said, huffing.

"And we're Hikaru and Kauru." The twins dressed in matching joker outfits said in unison, "See if you can tell the difference!"

"Yeah I really don't care, I hate twincest." The boy said flatly Hikaru and Kauru puffed out their cheeks. Haruhi walked over to the boy smiling kindly.

"Please pay no attention to them." she said, "I'm Haruhi Fujioka, and that's Kyoya-senpai. Over there."

"Haruhi huh? You're kinda cute, for a girl that dresses in boy's clothing." The boy said kindly. Tamaki gaped.

"Wha-wha-wha-what are you talking about Haruhi's a boy just like the rest of us!" he shouted, then turned back to the others. "Right guys?"

So that's the first chapter! See what happens in the next chapter. FUKUYAMA OUT!