He remembers going to church only once; when he was human, that is, while he had still been 'happily' married to Loretta, and vaguely remembers hating the experience with every fiber of his being.
"Praise the lord!" They had said,
"He is forever with you!" They had said,
"You can always repent." They had said,
"He loves everyone." They had said. The latter, to which, he had responded,
"Bullshit."
He taps his finger-blades lightly against his bended knee, mockingly laughing to himself;
"I wonder if They'd say the same thing now…"