Gaigai: Yo people!!! This is my first try to make a humor fic. It is actually just a chatroom-like blah of some sort. Ehehehe.
Deidara: Ehem, gaigai, what the hell are you going to do? Are you going to hurt me for the first time?
Gaigai: No, Dei-kun. I do not wish to make fun of you for now. But maybe later I can add you in another fic, ok?
Deidara: Ok, gaigai, un. I know you don't really like yaoi so I think I am safe from your yaoi preferences, un.
Gaigai: I read yaoi fics, you should know. I even love some of them.
Deidara: EH???? OoO.
Gaigai: Good God... I won't hurt you, ok? Well, that is, maybe not yet.
Deidara: sigh Yeah, thanks, un.
Gaigai: Well, Dei-kun, will you do the disclaimer???
Deidara: Ok, gaigai!!! Simplygaigai here does not own Naruto and does not want to own it for some weird reason. Well, on with the show, then!!!
Akatsuki Patootee
IAmNotPiNoCChIO joined the room
BeWaReOfMyEyes joined the room
LoLliPupFace joined the room
MarsFlytrap joined the room
MouThWash joined the room
PHISH joined the room
PHISH: Hey is anyone here?
MouThWash: Duh, PHISH. Like the f anyone won't be in this shtt place.
LoLliPupFace: Hey has anyone seen Deidara-senpai?
MarsFlytrap: Haven't seen him, lolli. Try asking his danna.
LoLliPupFace: OK!!! Thanks Zetsu-san!!!
PHISH: Hey where's Itachi?
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: Gone of to eat breakfast. Why are we wasting energy to chat, by the way, when we can just talk?
PHISH: 'Chat' is a friendly talk. 'Talk' is irritation in four words.
LoLliPupFace: Sasori-san, where is Deidara-senpai?
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: He's still asleep. And I think 'Chat' is just synonymous to 'Talk'.
PHISH: Killjoy.
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: I know.
BeWaReOfMyEyEs: We have eggs and ham for breakfast again.
PHISH: What? But we've had that set of food for two months already!!! Can't that stupid female member cook anything?
LoLliPupFace: Konan-chan is not stupid, Kisame-san. Tobi thinks she's even smart.
MarsFlytrap: Konan sure knows how to cook, then.
BeWaReOfMyEyes: It has orange juice for drinks.
Mouthwash: Damn that btch. Can't she do anything else other than that busht origami?
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: Stop swearing in the chatroom, Hidan. Don't insult the Leader's right hand.
Mouthwash: She's the damned whore queen of the damned.
PHISH: If that's her name, then we should be the damned, right?
Mouthwash: Damn.
PHISH: Got that one, Listerine. The moderator's so gonna kick your ass.
Mouthwash: Like I fing care.
BeWaReOfMyEyes: Do you even know who the moderator is, Hidan?
Mouthwash: A fed-up person who doesn't know how to punish bad guys?
MarsFlytrap: Konan is our moderator, Hidan.
Mouthwash: What the fk!
PaperRoses joined the room
PaperRoses: I thought I saw a great counter of profanities here.
MarsFlytrap: points to Hidan
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: points to Hidan
BeWaReOfMyEyes: points to Hidan
PHISH: points to Hidan
Mouthwash: This does not look good.
PaperRoses: It sure doesn't, you little dirty mouth. I better stuff you with Listerine.
Mouthwash left the room
PaperRoses left the room
LoLliPupFace: Where'd Hidan-san and Konan-chan go?
MarsFlytrap: Probably went to the dentist
LoLliPupFace: Why?
PHISH: I can't believe you didn't understand that, Tobi.
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: Where is Deidara when we need him?
PHISH: Why do we need him now?
MarsFlytrap: To let Tobi shut up.
BeWaReOfMyEyEs: Can't anyone else do that for Deidara?
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: No. The only one Tobi chases to make fun of is Deidara, and since Deidara is hiding somewhere, then lollipup face is left with us for babysitting.
PHISH: Man, can we just stick a fish at his mouth?
BeWaReOfMyEyEs: No. He might end up like Hidan...You know, the bad words and the halitosis.
MarsFlytrap: He has halitosis? How come I can't smell it?
PHISH: Duh, I never knew plants could smell.
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: That's exactly the point. Zetsu's the only aside from Kakuzu who gets at least one foot near Hidan when he's speaking. Everyone else goes a kilometre away.
LoLliPupFace: Poor Hidan-san...
GimmeUrMoolah joined the room
GimmeUrMoolah: Backstabbing is not good. If you don't want me to let Hidan go near you, give me 1,000 bucks each.
LoLliPupFace: I don't have money anymore, Kaku-san.
IAmNotPiNoCChIO: Do you accept credit cards?
GimmeUrMoolah: Ok.
BeWaReOfMyEyEs: What about check?
PHISH: Or COD?
GimmeUrMoolah: Anything, as long as I get the money sooner or later.
MarsFlytrap: Hey everyone AkECO said we will have a power disruption anytime now.
LoLliPupFace: AkatsukiElectronicCOrporation?
MarsFlytrap: Yup.
COLOSSAL SHUT DOWN
(At Itachi's room)
Itachi: Kuso, my Pineapple© Notebook shut down.
(At Kisame's)
Kisame: Well, good thing I have full batteries. Hey!!! All the others are signed out!!! Darn it!!
(At Sasori's and Tobi's room)
Tobi: Ah...
Sasori: Yeah, and that's why Deidara has three mouths.
Tobi: Wow!! Deidara-danna was a hand fetish?
Sasori: sweatdropDamn I have to say the story all over again...
(At the master room)
Konan: Pein, don't kiss me there!! It's ticklish!!
Pein: Then maybe you want it here?
Konan: Gaud!! Not there!!!
(At the garden)
Zetsu: This is the pitcher plant, one of my relatives.
silence
Zetsu: Yes, Rose. This is your relative-in-law, my dear Rose.
silence
Zetsu: I love you, Rose. kisses the rose flower
(In the dentist's clinic)
Hidan: NO DON'T PUT THAT FCKING TOOTHBRUSH NEAR ME, MOERFUER!!!
OWARI
This is one of my very hard attempts to make a humor fic, which I am not really good at. So if you weren't able to laugh, just flame me. If you giggled, review to me. Criticise me all you want, ok?