Facts (presenting it in "The Prince of Tennis" way)
Fact no.1 (With Rikkai Dai's Yukimura and Sanada)
Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.
It was Saturday morning and Yuikimura was busy but not for tennis practice which is strange. There's nothing more worth of his time than tennis. So it's kind of weird to see him busy with something else. He got out of the house carrying a picnic basket on the right hand and a bouquet of daffodills on the left. He turned left at the end of the street where he chance upon Marui who was planning to practice at public tennis court with Jackal. It's Saturday and it means Holiday for the regulars but still they are very eager to perfect their tennis styles so instead of going on for a break they decided to have a practice. They won't get their name for nothing. It's so sad they have to lose to Seigaku.
Marui can't help but to give two blinks upon seeing the calm face of Yukimura who seemed to be so cheerful this morning. Even the rain nor storm nor thunder could not erased the smile on his face that almost ripped his cheeks.
"Going on a picnic, ne?" Marui asked, still surprised.
"I'm going to visit a patient." Yukimura answered while he swayed his hands.
"Huh?", Marui frowned, not able to get what Yukimura said. Since when Yukimura became a doctor? Never mind. Jackal must be waiting for me.
They parted ways at the corner of the 11th St. The other way leads to the public tennis court while the other leads to the hospital.
He arived at the hospital just in time for breakfast. He hoped that the effort he put on making Takoyaki won't go to waste. He was accompanied by attending nurse to the room where the patient is.
He opened the door and it was silent as usual. What do you expect from that kind of patient? He was aslept though but even if he was awake the room would probably be as quiet as even when he was aslept.
He put the picnic basket on the side table beside the patient's bed. Then put the daffodills on the empty vase situated on the center of the table.
He was busy unloading the content of the basket when his attention was caught by the small booklet. He flipped over through the pages. Nothing interesting. He was about to put the booklet down when he saw a book mark inserted on a particular page. Moved by curiousity, he read the passage on that page hignlighted by green mark. How could that be possible?
He was stratled by the voice and almost dropped the booklet out of his hand.
"Why are you here?", the patient was already awake and was somehow annoyed seeing him being there.
"You didn't came last Wednesday on one of our morning practices. I called your mom and that's why I found out that . . .", he has something more to say but was ubruptly interrupted.
"I'm ok. You shouldn't come. It's just a simple accident.", the patient answered.
"No accident is simple", he fight back.
"OK. It's just a minor accident."
"If it's just a minor accident, you shouldn't be here in the first place and have your feet tied up on this", he said as he hold the torniquet on the patient's left foot.
Yukimura was still busy unpacking the contents of the basket while his back was turn against the patient.
"Sanada, I never thought you would have an interests on such pervert things."
What pervert things is he talking about. He was done nagging me and now what? He was accusing me of something that never had I done and never would I do!
"Sure being in the hospital for 2 days would really be boring especially if you are born athlete. But I never imagine you would be this desperate enough to try pervert magazines"
"What are you talking about, Yukimura!" I know having him here is really a bad idea.
"See I nailed it again, Sanada. You face is turning into the color of tomato. Don't play so innocent. Who would have thought that our fuku bochou would like . . ."
"Stop it Yukimura!" and he was breathing heavily.
"Don't worry I won't tell it to the team! You have my word for that." He was smiling from behind. It's fun to tease Sanada like this.
"But it's agood thing that I learn something from visiting you. If I didn't come here I wouldn't know that The great warrior Genghis Khan died in bed having sex. ", he chuckled softly but not that soft to escape Sanada's ear.
"Y U K I M U R A!" If Yukimura was not a captain Sanada would be ordering him right now to run laps around the court. Sigh he couldn't do that to the son of God.
Sanada struggled so hard to stop Yukimura but he ended up being strangled on the bandages. He fell flat on the floor, his left foot first. That caused him to stay for a week on the hospital. Poor Sanada.
As for the booklet, it's not Sanada's nor his parent's. It belongs to the man who previously occupied the room a week ago.
Do you have an idea of who is the owner of the booklet? I left it to your imagination.
Next would be Fuji and me. It's on a different mood though. This time it would be sweet. He he he he he!
The facts I got her came from
The great warrior Ghengis Khan died in bed while having sex.
Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.
Anyway just read and review. Domo
