So peps! I've been wanting to do this for a while now! So here is my crossover of Megamind and the Proposal! Tell me what you guys think please!


Roxanne rode on her stationary bike while looking over invention blue prints that her assistant had asked her to read. They were very good; she could hardly put them down. She was to judge if they were good enough to send one of friends in the inventing business. Roxanne Ritchi worked for KMCP News Channel 8 and was the editor in chief for the entire station. So she had just a few connections. Finally finishing her morning workout, and went to take a shower, then went and had breakfast all the while still reading the inventions blue prints.

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Syx Mind moved his head a bit to make for a more comfortable position, when he fell out of his chair. Yelping as he hit the ground he looked at his watch. "Shit!" he said racing out of inventing room and getting ready. He couldn't be late or he would get fired and this job was his life! More because of the benefits he was receiving and going to get. He got showered and dressed quickly before running all the way to Starbucks.

He then walked in looking at the long line worriedly. How was he going to make it on time now! As soon as he thought this a voice called his name "Syx!" he looked up to see a young woman, Kristy, smiling at him. He made his way to her as she handed him to cups "Here you go, regular lattés."

He smiled at her and took the cups, placing the money on the counter "You have saved me from a day of destruction, thank you!" she smiled and nodded at him as he raced out and off to work. He ran as fast and as carefully as he could, finally making it to the front lobby of the station. On his way to the news room, he then ran into, literally into, the elevator. Though his shoulder was now killing him he asked everyone else "Everyone alright?"

"Yeah." A couple of them said.

"Me too." He said, his shoulder now throbbing.

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Roxanne walked down the streets of Metro City dialing a certain number on her phone "Hello Wayne?" she asked once he had picked up. "How's my favorite hero?... Of course you've been thinking about our talk because you know I'm right. …Wayne people in this country are busy, broke and bored. They need someone they can trust and take care of them. I know you're retired, but people need to know what happened to you and the best way to do that is to do 'Oprah'."

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Syx finally got out of the elevator and made his way to his desk. "Cutting kind of close." The receptionist, Kelly told him.

"One of those mornings." Syx said before turn around and saying "Thank you Capitan obvious-" suddenly he ran straight into the intern spilling his coffee all over his shirt and tie and the interns back. "Damn it!" he cried getting the attention of the entire office.

The intern looked at him "Sorry." He chuckled before walking away.

Elsewhere in the building Roxanne was heading toward the elevator still on the phone "Wayne, the truth is all heroes, save for our current one for some reason, do publicity. You used to do it. What changed?"

Back in the office Syx ran to his friend, Darrel, with his coffee stained shirt and said "I need the shirt off your back, literally."

Darrel looked at him "You serious?" he asked completely dumbfounded.

"Your incentive is that I don't dehydrate you… and Yankees Boston this Tuesday, two company seats." Syx answered.

"That's good incentive." Darrel said.

Syx nodded tight lipped "Umm hmm. You have 5 seconds to decide. 5 4 3 2 1."

Just then the elevator opened and Roxanne walked out. A couple of ladies who were talking broke up when they saw her and one of them typed into the instant messenger for around the office "It's Here!" Instantly the whole office went back to work and avoided her as she made it to her office.

In Roxanne's office, Syx was just fixing his new tie and shirt and quickly grabbed her coffee as she walked into the room. "Morning Ms. Ritchi." He said handing her the coffee "You have a conference call in 30 minutes-"

"Yes it's about that expose piece Brandon did last week that caused the uproar. I know." She interrupted taking the cup and handing him her purse.

Syx put her purse down on the chair "Staff meeting at 9-"

"Did you call umm, ugh, what's her name?" Roxanne asked once again interrupting him, pantomiming what she was trying to say "The one with the ugly hands?"

"Janet." He answered "Yes, I did call her and told her that if she didn't get her piece in on time you wouldn't be able to put it into this week's report. Also your immigration lawyer called and said it is imperative-"

"Okay, cancel the call; push the meeting to tomorrow and can you keep the lawyer on the sheets. Oh and get a hold of P.R. and have them starting drafting a press release. Wayne is doing Oprah." Roxanne interrupted again

"Wow. Nicely done." Syx said slightly shocked, but only slightly, it was Roxanne Ritchi who he was talking to.

Roxanne spun around to her computer and said "When I want your praise I will ask for it." Syx headed out of the room with the few things he was supposed to do next in his blue hands when Roxanne spun around again and asked while looking at her coffee cup "Megamind," she asked using the nick name she had given him when he had first arrived due to his incredible genius and huge head, mostly his huge head. She also called him that because she knew he hated it. "who is Kristy?" Syx stopped in his tracks and turned to look at her. "And why does she want me to call her?" she added showing him the number and giving him a look.

"Well," he began "that was originally my cup."

"And I'm drinking your coffee why?"

"Because your coffee spilled." He answered.

She nodded, but only took a drink of the coffee. He waited for her reaction wanting desperately to leave, but knowing he couldn't "So," she said once she tried it "you drink un-sweetened cinnamon light soy lattés?" she asked knowing his obsession with sugar.

"I do." He said smoothly making her smirk. "It's like Christ-mas in a cup."

"Is that coincidence?" she asked smartly ignoring his mispronunciation of the word. He was prone to doing that on occasion and she just had gotten used to it.

"Incredibly it is." He said nodding with a smile as the phone rang "I mean I wouldn't possibly drink the same coffee as you just in case yours spills. That would be… pathetic." He said picking up the phone. "Morning! Ms. Ritchi's office. Ollo Bob." Roxanne signaled him and he nodded a bit confused "Actually we're headed to your office right now." He hung up the phone and asked "Why are we headed to Bob's office?"

Roxanne said nothing simply tsked her tongue. Syx nodded and headed out of the office before racing over to his desk and typed into the instant messenger "THE WITCH IS ON HER BROOM" he looked up over the computer to see everyone snap to attention. He then hurried over to Roxanne as she walked out of her office. "Have you finished the blue prints I gave you?" he asked coming in step with her.

"Yeah I looked at them. They weren't that impressive." she lied.

"Can I say something?" he asked.

"No." she answered, but he went on anyway.

"I have read hundreds of pieces and papers and books. I build things that defy the laws of human science. I think I know what I'm talking about… and building." Syx said ignoring her answer.

"Uh wrong." she said blowing him off "And I do think you order the same coffee and as me, which is, in fact, pathetic." She added seeing Darrel walk across them, with a coffee stained shirt.

"Or impressive." He offered hopefully.

She shot him down "I'd be more impressed if you didn't spill it in the first place."

"True, but then I wouldn't be wearing your least favorite color." He added gesturing to his red tie.

"Hmm." She smiled at him tight lipped before moving on "Remember, you're just a prop in here."

"I won't say a word." He finished knowing where she was going with that.

Entering the office they parted with Syx standing next to the door and Roxanne walking father into the room. Bob looked up at them from his computer "Our fearless leader and her liege. Please," he began sarcastically "do come in."

Roxanne wandered aimlessly over to a large breakfront. Deciding to start the conversation there she commented "Beautiful breakfront. Is it new?"

"It is English Regency Egyptian Revival, built in the 1800s, but yes, it is new to my office." Bob answered with a smug grin.

Roxanne didn't look at him as she whispered "Witty." Clearing her throat she looked up at him "Bob, I'm letting you go."

Bob looked up at her the shock evident on her face.

Syx spun to look at her completely shocked as well.

Bob briefly looked towards Syx and seeing his face he was equally shocked he asked "Pardon?"

"I asked you over a dozen times to get Metro Man to do "Oprah" and you didn't do it. You're fired." She said gently as if it was just another conversation.

Syx looked from her to Bob and back again before silently closing the door.

"I have told you that is impossible." Bob countered taking off his glasses, trying to stay calm "Metro Man hasn't been in the lime light since he retired as the hero over two years ago."

Syx stood at the door covering his mouth in an effort to stay quiet as his eyes slowly drifted to Roxanne as she started talking "Well that is very interesting, because I just got off the phone with him and he is in."

The blue alien's green eyes drifted over to Bob as the man asked "Excuse me?"

"You didn't even call him, did you?" Roxanne asked a little peeved.

Bob looked over to Syx for a second only to see him as nervous as he was. "But-"

"I know, I know." Roxanne said as if she was talking to a baby while walking over to Bob "Metro Man can be a little over whelming. For you." She added and Bob looked at her with a hard stare "Now, I will give you two months to find another job, and then you can tell everyone you resigned, okay?" she smiled and headed out of the room, Syx following closely behind. Once they were out of the office she asked softly "What's his 20?"

Syx looked back "He's moving." He told her watching the man pace with anger "He has crazy eyes… I think it would be safe for you to relocate to another city."

"Don't do it, Bob, don't do it." Roxanne chanted to herself.

Bob jumped out of his office snapping "You poisonous bitch!" the office gasped as he continued "You can't fire me!" Roxanne turned around as Syx sat down on a desk. This wasn't going to be pretty. "You don't think I know what you're doing here! Sandbagging me on this "Oprah" thing so you can look good to the board! Because you are threatened by me! And you are a monster!"

"Bob stop." Roxanne said quietly.

"Just because you have no semblance of a life outside of this office, you think that you can treat us all like your own personal slaves!" Bob continued his rant as Roxanne chuckled. Syx scratched his bald head nervously. "You know what? I feel sorry for you; because you know what you're gonna have on your death bed? Nothing and no one."

There was silence in the office save for a phone ringing as Roxanne walked up to Bob. She sighed and said "Listen carefully, Bob. I didn't fire you because I feel threatened by you. No, I fired you because you're lazy, entitled, incompetent, and you spend more time cheating on your wife than you do in the office. Not to mention the rude comments you make towards, Megamind." Bob looked around the room nervously. She wasn't supposed to know that.

Syx looked at Roxanne. That was one redeeming quality about Roxanne; she saw Syx as a person regardless of his skin and race… and that fact that he was an alien. He was pulled back into reality as she continued "And if you say another word, Megamind here is gonna have you thrown out on your ass, okay?" Bob went to speak but she cut him off "Another word and you are going out of here with an armed escort, Megamind will film it with his little camera phone and he will put it on that internet site. What was it?" she asked turning to Syx who was seated next to her.

"YouTube?" he offered.

"Exactly. Is that what you want?" she asked turning back to Bob. Bob gave her a look "Didn't think so. I have work to do." With that the rest of the office went back to work as she walked away, Syx following her quickly. "Have security take his breakfront out of his office and put it in my conference room."

"Will do." He said.

"And I need you around this weekend to help review his files and news pieces." She went on walking a little faster.

Syx looked at her as they reached her office "This weekend?" he asked.

"You have a problem with that?" she snapped turning to face him, giving him the 'want to test me?' look.

He spluttered "No, I-I, it's just my brother's 30th birthday, so I was going to go home and…" she walked away "It's fine, I'll cancel it. You actually saved me from a weekend of misery anyway, so… Good talk. Yeah." He walked away and to his desk.

God he hated that woman! Syx sighed. There really was nothing he could do, but call up his family and tell them the news. Sitting at his desk he dialed his home phone number and waited until someone picked up. It was his mother "Ollo mother." She gushed at him over the phone "Yes I'm happy I called too, but listen the reason I called was because, I can't make it this weekend." His mother tried to convince him to come, but as much as he wanted to, he couldn't. "I know, I know. Okay, tell Minion I'm sorry, okay?" he asked. "Mom, what do you want me to tell you? She making me work the weekend. No. I'm not… no. Listen. I've worked too hard for this position to throw it all away okay? I'm sure that dad is pissed," he began but realized Roxanne was walking up to his so he continued smoothly "but we take all of our tips around here seriously, and we get back to you as soon as we can." He finished in code, but the nosey reporter saw right through him.

"Was that your family?" she asked.

He waited for a bit tapping his hand nervously before looking up at her "Yes."

"They tell you to quit?"

"Every single day." He answered as the phone rang.