Please Don't Stop The Music!
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Hello people of fanfiction!
How's it going?
So this is another Harry Potter fanfiction!
In this story people will randomly burst into song!
Pretty much all of them are gonna be Disney songs but some might be theme songs from shows I like :)
Because I'm the author and I SAY SO! :D
Requests for songs and what characters should sing the songs are welcome.
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Disclaimer: As much as I wish I did I do not own Harry Potter *cries*
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Mother Knows Best
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Sirius Black was thirteen years old...well if you want to get technical he was almost thirteen.
His birthday was in three days.
At the moment he was pacing in his room.
His cat Merlin was following his every move.
"Should I ask her?" Sirius asked Merlin for about the fourteenth time.
He could have sworn Merlin nodded.
Sirius took a deep breath.
"Okay I will" he said and walked downstairs to the living room before he lost his nerve...And with his mother no-one would blame him if he lost his nerve! Walburga Black was freaky!
"Um, Mother?" Sirius said to her.
She was reading the Daily Prophet.
"Yes Sirius?" she asked without looking up.
Sirius glanced at Merlin who quite definitely jerked his head at Walburga egging Sirius on.
"My birthday is coming up" said Sirius but before he could continue Walburga interrupted still not looking up from the news paper.
"Can't be, I distinctly remember- your birthday was last year" she said.
"That's the funny thing about birthdays they're kind of an annual thing" said Sirius.
He took another deep breath "Mother I'm going to be thirteen and..."
"Wait really?" Walburga asked finally looking up.
Sirius blinked at her. The old hag had forgotten how old he was?
"Yes" he said flatly.
"...Oh" said Walburga looking bored again.
Sirius looked at Merlin again.
He really wasn't sure if he should ask.
Merlin hissed at him as though he knew what he was thinking and narrowed his eyes as though saying "Ask her or I bite you!"
Sirius groaned in exasperation and blurted out "I want to go to London!"
"Sirius we go to London all the time" said Walburga "But okay as long as we don't have to pay for it! We already got you that cat...or was it Alphard?"
Sirius ignored that comment.
"I sort of meant...Muggle London" he said nervously.
Walburga stood up so quickly that it was quite alarming and Sirius quickly stood out of her reach.
If he had learned anything from being a Black it was this; if Walburga was angry stay out of her way!
To Sirius' shock Walburga was smiling...
What the hell?
"You want to be around Muggles?" she asked shaking her head "Oh Sirius..."
WALBURGA:
Look at you as fragile as glass...Still a little boy, just a kid!
You know why we keep you inside...
"I know!" Sirius said "But-"
WALBURGA:
That's right! To keep you safe and sound dear.
Yes I always knew this day was coming!
Knew that soon you'd want to leave this house!
She smiled.
Soon but not yet!
"But-" Sirius tired to interrupt but Walburga shushed him and patted him on the head.
Trust me pet.
Mother knows best!
Mother knows best, listen to your mother it's a scary world out there!
Mother knows best one way or another something will go wrong I swear!
She waved her wand and made the smoky image of a tall menacing looking man.
Ruffians, thugs!
Then she made a large plant.
Poison ivy!
She waved her wand a Sirius sunk knee deep into the floor with a small scream.
Quick sand!
Then (thankfully) she put him back right.
Then she was...boiling an old doll in a pan and holding a toy snake...Okay...
Cannibals and snakes!
Then everything in the room was black and Walburga appeared next to Sirius holding a green lantern pulling a strange face.
WALBURGA:
The plague!
SIRIUS:
No!
WALBURGA:
YES!
SIRIUS:
But-
WALBURGA:
Also large bugs! Mudbloods with pointy teeth and stop no more you'll just upset me!
She turned the lights back on.
Sirius was starting to get a little creeped out. Walburga saw this and wrapped an arm around his shoulders.
WALBURGA:
Mother's right here, Mother will protect you.
Darling here's what I suggest; SKIP THE DRAMA STAY WITH MAMA!
Mother knows best!
Mother knows best, take it from your mumsie on your own you won't survive!
She took a few steps back from him and cast him a criticising look.
WALBURGA:
Sloppy
She pointed to his shirt which wasn't tucked in.
Underdressed
Okay so he wasn't wearing shoes right now. Big deal!
Immature
True he did act like a little kid.
Clumsy
...He was working on it! He just tended to trip over his own two feet...and the floor...and the umbrella stand and everything else in the world.
Walburga laughed
Please they'll eat you up alive!
Gullible
Sirius frowned. He was not gullible! So what if he thought Rabastan was telling the truth about having to fight a troll to get into Hogwarts?
Naive
He wasn't naive!
...He was just...very trusting...
Positively grubby!
Okay so there were a couple stains on a few of his best shirts...no big deal!
Ditzy and a bit well, hmm, vague!
...Was she calling him stupid?
She walked over and poked his totally flat stomach.
WALBURGA:
Plus I believe getting kinda chubby
Sirius pulled away. Was she trying to turn him anorexic?
She surprisingly pulled him into a hug.
WALBURGA:
I'm just saying 'cause I love you!
Sirius rolled his eyes. Suuuuuuuuure...
Mother understands! Mother's here to help you! All I have is one request!
"Sirius?" said Walburga as she stroked his hair.
"Yeah?" Sirius asked lifting his head to look at her.
Walburga's 'Sweet Mummy' look turned back to the usual scowl that Sirius was all too familiar with.
"Don't ever ask to go to Muggle London again."
Sirius sighed. "Yes Mother" he muttered.
Walburga smiled.
"I love very much dear" she said.
"Love you too" he said with no emotion what so ever.
WALBURGA:
Don't forget it! You'll regret it!
Mother knows best!
Sirius sighed, picked up Merlin and walked back to his room.
The minute he closed the door he burst out laughing.
Like hell he wasn't going to Muggle London!
Yeah, some song that pointed out every bad thing about him would definitely make him want to listen!
NOT!
He was Sirius Orion Black! He didn't take orders from anyone! (Except McGonagall)
Hmm...Maybe he could ask Andromeda how to pick locks so he could get out at night...
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A/N: Because we all know that Sirius wouldn't listen to Walburga because she sang! We are talking about Sirius Orion Black here! Please review (All flames will be used to roast marshmallows!) Sorry that Walburga seems OOC but I could just picture her singing this and the idea wouldn't leave me alone! Blame Tangled for teaching me this song!