The Joker leaned against the doorframe leading into the living room of Jonathan Crane's apartment, watching the doctor watching cartoons as he sat perched on the edge of his seat on the couch. "So they really made, uh, kiddies cartoons about all of us?"
Crane nodded without taking his eyes from the screen - he had never seen the series before and, as this particular episode featured himself as the central villain, he didn't want to miss a single detail. "Batman the Animated Series, first appearing in 1992. . . Can you believe that outfit they made my character wear? It's so. . .primitive. My mask is much more modern."
"I think you'd look sexy dressed in nothing but a large piece of burlap, like a, uh dress," Joker muttered just loud enough for Jonathan to hear, licking his lips sensually, but Crane ignored him. Then the doctor gasped and clutched at his scalp with both hands as he sank to his knees on the floor in front of the television.
"Oh, my God, can you believe that? THEY GAVE ME GINGER HAIR! I LOOK LIKE A WEASLEY!"
The clown shrieked with laughter at the expression on his lover's face - even though he had absolutely no idea what Jonathan was talking about.
THE END
Author's Note: Jonathan is so full of himself LOL. He read the Harry Potter books and watched the films to study the characters' fear of Voldemort and how it made them handle everyday life, by the by. And yes I am very aware that this is quite OOC for Jonny.