Xiaolin Showdown doesn't belong to me...I would never be so lucky as to own anything of value!

(revised edition)

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"I was testing you."

Omi knew what he was saying, but none of it really registered. He was distracted. Distracted...Tracted...Racted...

It was just...that...Chase was so pretty! His long hair, so unbefitting for an ancient evil man, was so straight and sleek and shiny! Maybe he uses Herbal Essence? Kimiko told him that is what makes her hair so shiny. The man-lizard's skin shows no unseemly pimples, like Kimiko's face does once in awhile. His eyes, even though they were not normal, were very, how do you say, 'beautiful' with their golden hue and resembled those of a hawk, albeit a very creepy hawk.

He let out a sigh. Chase Young was a wondrous creature! Despite his lips being terribly bloodless, something demanded that he do something!

"And therefore-" The Heylin Lord's eyes widened only the teeniest fraction. The child had lunged forward and had laid a chaste kiss on his lips. Naturally, he returned it and glanced at the boy's companions. They were stunned...well, stunned was an understatement!

He picked a fine apprentice indeed!

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I thought about that scene in Something Jermaine and I remembered how close their faces were at the end. I just about squealed. Originally, it was going to be Chase who kissed Omi, but I wanted to do something a tad different. Omi hardly does anything...it's always Chase that seduces his arse.