Curiosity or Just Plain Dirty
Summary: What if Naruto was a clean freak and Sasuke is the dirtiest roommate ever (and I mean both ways)? How would Naruto ever survive when Sasuke is forcing Naruto into his dirty deeds? Is Naruto really a closet pervert? And why does Sasuke want to bring it out? SasuNaru.
Warning: Yaoi. Dirtiness. Smut. Lemon+/Lime.
Chapter 1 - Water
Chapter warning: I recommend you to not read this if you just ate. There will be no penetration but it will be very graphic. This is just a preview-ish kind of chapter. Lots of bodily fluids will be involved. Prepare to get nauseated (or laugh real hard).
Shaaaaaa.
That was the sound of the shower running. It was Friday night and Sasuke and Naruto were both inside the shower stall of their shared dorm room. They were pressed against each other under the hot water. Their lips attached in a kiss, and hands gripped tightly in a hold. Sasuke leered pass his dark wet hair almost blocking his view, and contemplated on the next few words he wanted to say. Only having thought about it for half a second, Sasuke unattached his mouth from Naruto's and spoke.
"Naruto, I want to piss on you."
"What?!" Naruto stunned, letting go of Sasuke's hands.
"I've been think all day yesterday, and thought it was a great idea."
"Hell no, what the fuck made you think I would agree to that?!"
"Come'on, I've been holding it all day, and I really need to go."
"You sick, shit. Do it in the toilet then!"
"I'll wash my clothes once a week if you let me."
Now that caught Naruto's attention. Sasuke never washes his clothes until he runs out of things to wear, which not only makes the room smell bad but there would be piles of dirty clothes everywhere, in the bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, even the front entrance. And guess who "helps out" Sasuke with the laundry.
Naruto thinks about whether he should accept Sasuke's offer. On one hand, the pissing thing was disgusting, but on the other hand it would keep their room at least "decently" clean each week.
"...Fine. But I'm only doing this once."
"Two times and we have a deal."
"Hey, that's not fair!"
"Beggars can't be choosers."
"I'm not even- you'know what, let's just get this over with."
Sasuke smirks, and pushes Naruto down on his knees. Naruto turns his head away, but Sasuke firmly holds Naruto's face towards him. Sasuke grabs his member and aims at Naruto's nose. Naruto immediately held his breath. With a shudder, Sasuke releases. It shoots out hard and Naruto squeezes his eyes shut. Sasuke directs it down pass Naruto's neck, collar, and lingers on the nipples, then back up to Naruto's lips.
"Open them."
Naruto glared at Sasuke, but hesitantly complies. Naruto's eyes droop. He opens his mouth a bit; tongue poking out a small, and Sasuke, with all his might, forces out the last remaining trickle. It splatters against Naruto's tongue; it was pungent and there was a strong familiar odor. Then, it runs down Naruto's chin, chest, groin, all the way to the knees.
"Shit, that's so hot." Sasuke says, his heart beat rapidly against his chest. Immediately, Sasuke's cock hardened and he began stroking it.
Naruto pulled away and stepped under the water, scrubbing his face and mouth roughly. Naruto then turned around to yell at Sasuke. "I can't believe I let you do that!" He gagged. "That was nasty, and I feel like I'm going to throw up." Naruto said holding his stomach.
"Shut up, I know you loved it. Now suck me."
"The fuck, Sasuke! You just fucking urinated all over my fucking face."
"I want to fuck that face." Sasuke joked, but played on, "Now give me that mouth."
"No." Naruto said, turning away, eyes casting down.
Sasuke sighed and step forward, then kneeled in front of Naruto.
"What are you doing?" Naruto asked warily.
"I'm not fucking your face."
"What-"
Sasuke took Naruto's cock and began pumping it. Without warning, Sasuke took it in his mouth and sucked it whole. Naruto gasped, hands trembling and spine tingling. Hot water pelted against Naruto's back, but it didn't burn like the insides of Sasuke's mouth did. Naruto felt himself growing hard, and Naruto couldn't help the twitch of his hips when Sasuke tongued the slit.
Sasuke stopped and spoke. "I'm letting you fuck mine."
Naruto's ears rang, his heart pound, and his face flushed. Sasuke resumed sucking and slurping the precum that was dribbling out of Naruto's cock. Naruto gritted his teeth and grabbed Sasuke's head from the sides. He needed more friction. He needed to cum. Naruto began thrusting into Sasuke's mouth and Sasuke let him. Sasuke tried to relax his muscles while continuing to suck.
Naruto panted and moaned, and his hips moved with impatience. While at it, Sasuke pumped his cock fervently. Both bodies moved with haste and speed, faster and faster. With a sharp cry, Naruto thrust his hips to the hilt of his cock and came into Sasuke's awaiting mouth. Sasuke drank down the load, sucked for the last drop, and Naruto stumbled, hips still twitching. Naruto slid out of Sasuke's mouth and grasped onto Sasuke's shoulders for support. Sasuke continued to pump himself and before long, he released into his hand.
The sound of water and breaths mingled. Shaaaaaa. The visibility inside the shower was becoming increasingly low as fog gathered together within the confinements of the stall. Soon, the white tornado disappeared into the drain.
Naruto fixed himself upright and Sasuke followed. They quickly washed themselves without a word to each other. Sometimes their elbows or feet would accidently touch, but they ignored it. There was nothing awkward, just everything tense.
They left the bathroom clothed and towels draped on their heads. Naruto walked over to sit on his bed and Sasuke began picking up his clothes that were lying on the floor, and toss them into a basket next to his desk.
Sasuke was the first to speak, knowing that Naruto wouldn't say anything until he does. "I won't force you to do the things you don't want."
Naruto clenched his hands on the bedsheets, remembering the smell of urine. "I didn't want you to pee on me!"
"You did. You were curious. You just needed an excuse to do it."
Naruto's eyebrows knitted, "I wasn't-" Naruto paused and fell silent.
Despair and fear. That's what Sasuke saw in Naruto's eyes. It's one thing knowing something about you; it's another when someone else knows it too. It was easy to admit the truth, but it is not so easy to admit an ugly truth. Sasuke picked up another shirt and tossed it to the rest. "Don't brood. I'm curious too."
Naruto looked up and saw the wide smirk that Sasuke sported. Naruto's face flamed red and pointed accusingly at Sasuke. "You are so lying! You liked it! You've probably done it to someone else before."
"Hmmm..." Sasuke hummed amusingly. The tension cleared and everything has gone back to how it was before.
"That's right, you perv."
"Hey, dumbass," Sasuke started. Before Naruto could yell at Sasuke for insulting him, Sasuke continued, "Teach me how to do the laundry tomorrow."
Just the Naruto realized that the floor and Sasuke's bed that was usually covered in old and dirty clothes has been cleared away. Also, the laundry basket that was usually empty is now filled to the brim. Naruto smiled, remembering their deal.
"Sure, bastard."
A/N: I am so sorry you had to read this. I am ashamed. But if you enjoyed it, then good for you. I keep laughing every time I read Sasuke's first line. I'm terrible, but it is hilarious.
So, my question is, did you realize your inner pervert, or did you rushed to the nearest waste basket to hurl?
Please note that this is just a taste *chuckle* of what you will be reading from now onwards in this story. As I have mentioned before, this is like a preview of CoJPD, so there are not much details about the characters. But the situation here is probably the worst it can get, so it will be less... repulsive in later chapters - but there will be a lot of dirtiness (of course, to an extent before I puke all over the monitor).
In the next chapter we will travel back about a year ago, maybe less. If I don't update, then just treat this chapter as a one-shot.
With love,
Kiraiki.