Godparent by unknown20troper
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairly OddParents.
Author's Note: Constructive criticism encouraged. Please tell me if anyone is out of character.
Chapter 1: Captured!
"Actually fairies are notoriously fast healers!"
Cosmo and Wanda grabbed Timmy and POOFed as Jorgen entered the hospital room, slamming the door aggressively, carrying candy and flowers. Cosmo rushed for them, going "Wheeeee!" Wanda tried to grab him, but he was too fast and she couldn't grab him in time.
Jorgen spotted Cosmo.
"WHY DID YOU HIDE FROM THE ALMIGHTY JORGEN VON STRANGLE?"
"Timmy is in Fairy World and he gave me an apology cookie," said Cosmo.
Timmy face-palmed. Cosmo's idiocy was going to get them in trouble with Jorgen Von Strangle.
"I THOUGHT I ERASED HIS MEMORY!" boomed Jorgen, "DA RULES SAYS WHEN GODPARENTS QUIT, THE GODCHILD'S MEMORY IS ERASED AND ALL MAGICAL ITEMS THAT THEY HAVE EVER CAME IN CONTACT WITH!"
"Timmy said he was sorry," said Cosmo.
"DA RULES DON'T CARE ABOUT SORRY!" boomed Jorgen, "NEITHER DO I!"
"Don't kill us!"
"Cosmo," said Wanda, groaning and rolling her eyes, "We are immortal. Jorgen Von Strangle can't kill us."
"And this time…. when I wipe your memory, it'll stay wiped! With this! Extra-Strength Memory Wiper with Forgeticin!" boomed Jorgen, whipping out a pink capsule.
A monotonous male voice started listing the symptoms of Forgeticin and who should not use it.
The Forgeticin flashed.
Timmy felt woozy and wondered where he was. Was he having a strange dream?
BOOM!
Timmy appeared back in Dimmsdale, in his house, feeling as though he had lost something important. Did his pet die?
Something like that, he supposed. His room had almost nothing in it, not even a bed. Timmy wondered if Vicky had sold his furniture for extra cash. Vicky loved money and only babysitted for cash. He wished that he could strike back at her, but that would just get him in trouble.
"YOU'RE ABRACATRAZ FOR AIDING THE PUNY HUMAN IN BREAKING DA RULES!" boomed Jorgen.
Cosmo and Wanda blanched.
"But we didn't," protested Wanda, "Timmy did broke Da Rules by himself."
"BUT YOU DIDN'T STOP HIM FROM DOING SO!" boomed Jorgen.
"Oh right," said Wanda.
"Abracatraz," shivered Cosmo, "Not Abracatraz. Its scary there."
"THAT'S THE POINT!" boomed Jorgen.
BOOM!
They appeared at Abracatraz. Cosmo and Wanda trembled in fear. They had escaped magical jails before, but the fact didn't make getting trapped in Abracatraz any less frightening.
Jorgen was so unreasonable when enforcing Da Rules, reflected Wanda, He lacked flexibility and common sense where Da Rules were concerned. She hoped Jorgen would eventually reconsider imprisoning them, but she doubted it.
Cosmo and Wanda both hoped Timmy would be okay without them.